YungQ94
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It's 9:04 pm and most of the male kast are outside the Tongues night club. Since I should paint a picture for you guys here's a list of who's there:
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax, Johnny Cage, Kano, Kabal, Reptile, Rain, Kenshi, Noob, Smoke, and Ermac. Some of them are wearing V-necks and some are wearing regualr T-Shirts. Johnny Cage, and Rain are the only one's who wore like a dress shirt to the club. Of course their wearing their colors like Scorpion yellow, Sub-Zero blue, etc. Also another thing, Reptile went as his human form. So he has the mask on.
Ermac: We thought we were going to somewhere fun. Like Dave and Busters.
Kenshi: No Ermac this is a night club. It's as fun as D&B.
Ermac: ... We're scared though. We've never done anything like this before.
Kenshi: Relax buddy were just here to dance and meet some girls.
Ermac: Girls? *Gulps*
Rain: It's like bringing a 5 year old to a strip club.
*They finally get to the club entrance*
Kratos: Whoa damn you guys holding another tournament or something?
Johnny Cage: Hahaha very funny Kratos. I believe were located in VIP.
Kratos: Sorry but I like to talk to Mr. Benjamin Franklin and his extended family.
Johnny Cage: Hmm I didn't know you talked money. Considering you wear a dirty loin cloth to fight. *Pulls out $10,000* Is this enough Mr. Bouncer?
Kratos: Hell yeah. Follow me albino Ray Charles.
*Kratos leads them into the VIP section*
Johnny Cage: Hey we're expecting some female company. *Hands him $15,000* You mind leading them our way?
Kratos: No problem.
*He leaves*
Rain: Wow this club looks pretty damn nice. And damn look at all the ladies! I'm sorry Kenshi but the disabled have a GTFO section. HAHAHA!
*Kenshi grabs his nuts in a kung fu grip like hold*
Rain: AHHHH!
Kenshi: Whoops my hand slipped. Don't mind me I'm blind remember.
Liu Kang: Guys come on chill out.
Sub-Zero: Aye that's my pun you dirtbag!
Liu Kang: Oh yeah. Hahaha sorry Subs.
*Kenshi let's go of his Kung Fu-Nut-Grip*
Kenshi: For your info Drizzle I can see.
Kung Lao: Your blind though.
Kenshi: Have you seen that movie DareDevil? Well that's my vision, like a blurry blue type of thing. Of course the ladies don't know that
.
Kung Lao: Oh you sneaky blind beaver.
Smoke: Ah man I'm so excited! I'm sober again which means the girls will finally talk to me again.
Scorpion: I say we drink to that right fellas?
Everybody: Hell Yeah!!
*They cheer and think Heineken*
It's now 9:39 and the women haven't shown up yet.
Kung Lao: Jeez what's taking them so long? I've been so anxious to dance with some of the locals.
Kano: I'm sure their just adjusting there lady parts and fixing their tampons and what not.
Kung Lao: Ewww.
Liu Kang: Kitana said they were leaving now.
Scorpion: How? We teleported here so why can't one of them do it?
Sub-Zero: Cause don't you know it takes a woman at least 3 hours to get ready? Hell were lucky that their leaving now.
Kabal: Well I hope they get here-- 0o0
Kano: Kabal what's wrong you look like you've seen a... ghost 0o0
Kratos: *Clears throat* Your company has arrived.
Having moved out the way, the male kast saw the following female kast in all of their womanly glory. Here is the inventory of the females who are there:
Kitana, Jade, Mileena, Sonya, Frost, Kira, Tanya, Khamaleon, Skarlet, Sareena, Ashrah, and Nitara. http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/sexy-dress.-evening-dresses.-party-club-dresses-6 This is basically the dress that all the woman wore to the club. Again their wearing their colors, Kitana blue, Jade green, etc. They each have their own personal touch like jewlery and makeup, or jewlery and no makeup. Hell if I was an artist I draw a freaking picture for ya.
MK male Kast: 0-0!!!
Jade: Don't worry we'll take your silence for, "Oh my God I wanna tap that!"
*Lights in the club suddenly goes off*
Mysterious Voice: 1,2 Freddy's coming for you... 3,4 better lock your door... 5,6 grab your crucifix... 7,8 listen to this track *****!
*Suddenly, Freddy goes wild on the turntables scratching an awesome tune*
Club Manager: Yo yo yo! Give it up for our new DJ, DJ Fingers!!
Club people: WOOHOO!!
Freddy: With that said, let's party!
*Music resumes*
Johnny Cage: Hell yeah! What he said, LET'S PARTY!
Well since I'm lazy I'll describe the clubbing part in a simple matter. Think of it was a club scene on Jersey Shore. There, that's how they were dancing with each other (lol). Three hours passed and it was 12:43. Some kombatants returned to the VIP section and others stayed on the dance floor. Let's zoom in on some of the conversations cause were so nosy.
VIP SECTION KONVOS
Johnny Cage: Holy shit it's hot.
Sub-Zero: I don't feel hot at all. Maybe you have a fever or something.
Johnny Cage: Oh shut the hell up. You portal air conditioner how bout you share some of that coolness.
Sub-Zero: Sorry but this air conditioner doesn't work for free.
Johnny Cage: Oh you ass.
Frost: Ah you hurt Johnny's feelings.
Scorpion: What feelings?
Sub-Zero: Oh now that's... cold.
Johnny Cage
amn it leave me alone Thing 1 and Thing 2, before you get the regular service like any other fool.
Scorpion: Well damn Sub-Zero we have a regular Dr. Seuss don't we?
Sub-Zero: Hahaha yeah.
Frost: Hey Scorpion how come you didn't do the secret hand shake me and you always do when we see each other. *Tries to hold Scorpion's hand*
Scorpion: HELL NO! I know what you do with those hands! The fact I can even look you or Sub-Zero in the eye is amazing. Ugh! You both disgust me. *Walks down to the dance floor*
Frost: ... Did you tell him about that time in the bathroom.
Sub-Zero: Yeah.
Frost: Oh your so bad Subby. *Giggles*
Kenshi: So whatcha been up to Nitara?
Nitara: Oh well I work in Jade's salon. You should stop there sometimes because me, Sareena, Ashrah, and Khamaleon all work there.
Kenshi: Interesting.
Nitara: What do you do?
Kenshi: I'm an international con man.
Nitara: Oh I see it's because your blind right?
Kenshi: Yeah. Oh man you found me out already.
Nitara: Hahaha.
Kenshi: Of course a blind man's touch is also important too.
Nitara: Really? Well, *Sits on Kenshi's lap* Why don't you show me *winks*.
Kenshi:
Trust me baby I'm about to put on a performance.
Kano: Kira what the hell are you doing here?
Kira: Calm down black beard I came to have fun with my friends.
Kabal: Something smells fishy. You came here for some unknown reason.
Kira: Maybe cause I wanted to dance with cute guys. Or maybe a scruffy hunk like Kano.
Kano: What?
Kira: *Takes Kano's hands* Come on show me them moves big boy.
Kano: *Turns around to Kabal* And boom goes the dynamite mate.
Kabal: Oh what ever! Hahaha.
Ashrah: Kabal!?
Kabal: Yeah in the flesh. Well new flesh.
Ashrah: You look different without your three degree burns.
Kabal: And you look different without that huge ass sombreo.
Ashrah: Haha. Yeah I guess. Hey you wanna dance with me?
Kabal: Hell yeah. *
They leave*
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax, Johnny Cage, Kano, Kabal, Reptile, Rain, Kenshi, Noob, Smoke, and Ermac. Some of them are wearing V-necks and some are wearing regualr T-Shirts. Johnny Cage, and Rain are the only one's who wore like a dress shirt to the club. Of course their wearing their colors like Scorpion yellow, Sub-Zero blue, etc. Also another thing, Reptile went as his human form. So he has the mask on.
Ermac: We thought we were going to somewhere fun. Like Dave and Busters.
Kenshi: No Ermac this is a night club. It's as fun as D&B.
Ermac: ... We're scared though. We've never done anything like this before.
Kenshi: Relax buddy were just here to dance and meet some girls.
Ermac: Girls? *Gulps*
Rain: It's like bringing a 5 year old to a strip club.
*They finally get to the club entrance*
Kratos: Whoa damn you guys holding another tournament or something?
Johnny Cage: Hahaha very funny Kratos. I believe were located in VIP.
Kratos: Sorry but I like to talk to Mr. Benjamin Franklin and his extended family.
Johnny Cage: Hmm I didn't know you talked money. Considering you wear a dirty loin cloth to fight. *Pulls out $10,000* Is this enough Mr. Bouncer?
Kratos: Hell yeah. Follow me albino Ray Charles.
*Kratos leads them into the VIP section*
Johnny Cage: Hey we're expecting some female company. *Hands him $15,000* You mind leading them our way?
Kratos: No problem.
*He leaves*
Rain: Wow this club looks pretty damn nice. And damn look at all the ladies! I'm sorry Kenshi but the disabled have a GTFO section. HAHAHA!
*Kenshi grabs his nuts in a kung fu grip like hold*
Rain: AHHHH!
Kenshi: Whoops my hand slipped. Don't mind me I'm blind remember.
Liu Kang: Guys come on chill out.
Sub-Zero: Aye that's my pun you dirtbag!
Liu Kang: Oh yeah. Hahaha sorry Subs.
*Kenshi let's go of his Kung Fu-Nut-Grip*
Kenshi: For your info Drizzle I can see.
Kung Lao: Your blind though.
Kenshi: Have you seen that movie DareDevil? Well that's my vision, like a blurry blue type of thing. Of course the ladies don't know that
.Kung Lao: Oh you sneaky blind beaver.
Smoke: Ah man I'm so excited! I'm sober again which means the girls will finally talk to me again.
Scorpion: I say we drink to that right fellas?
Everybody: Hell Yeah!!
*They cheer and think Heineken*
It's now 9:39 and the women haven't shown up yet.
Kung Lao: Jeez what's taking them so long? I've been so anxious to dance with some of the locals.
Kano: I'm sure their just adjusting there lady parts and fixing their tampons and what not.
Kung Lao: Ewww.
Liu Kang: Kitana said they were leaving now.
Scorpion: How? We teleported here so why can't one of them do it?
Sub-Zero: Cause don't you know it takes a woman at least 3 hours to get ready? Hell were lucky that their leaving now.
Kabal: Well I hope they get here-- 0o0
Kano: Kabal what's wrong you look like you've seen a... ghost 0o0
Kratos: *Clears throat* Your company has arrived.
Having moved out the way, the male kast saw the following female kast in all of their womanly glory. Here is the inventory of the females who are there:
Kitana, Jade, Mileena, Sonya, Frost, Kira, Tanya, Khamaleon, Skarlet, Sareena, Ashrah, and Nitara. http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/sexy-dress.-evening-dresses.-party-club-dresses-6 This is basically the dress that all the woman wore to the club. Again their wearing their colors, Kitana blue, Jade green, etc. They each have their own personal touch like jewlery and makeup, or jewlery and no makeup. Hell if I was an artist I draw a freaking picture for ya.
MK male Kast: 0-0!!!
Jade: Don't worry we'll take your silence for, "Oh my God I wanna tap that!"
*Lights in the club suddenly goes off*
Mysterious Voice: 1,2 Freddy's coming for you... 3,4 better lock your door... 5,6 grab your crucifix... 7,8 listen to this track *****!
*Suddenly, Freddy goes wild on the turntables scratching an awesome tune*
Club Manager: Yo yo yo! Give it up for our new DJ, DJ Fingers!!
Club people: WOOHOO!!
Freddy: With that said, let's party!
*Music resumes*
Johnny Cage: Hell yeah! What he said, LET'S PARTY!
Well since I'm lazy I'll describe the clubbing part in a simple matter. Think of it was a club scene on Jersey Shore. There, that's how they were dancing with each other (lol). Three hours passed and it was 12:43. Some kombatants returned to the VIP section and others stayed on the dance floor. Let's zoom in on some of the conversations cause were so nosy.
VIP SECTION KONVOS
Johnny Cage: Holy shit it's hot.
Sub-Zero: I don't feel hot at all. Maybe you have a fever or something.
Johnny Cage: Oh shut the hell up. You portal air conditioner how bout you share some of that coolness.
Sub-Zero: Sorry but this air conditioner doesn't work for free.
Johnny Cage: Oh you ass.
Frost: Ah you hurt Johnny's feelings.
Scorpion: What feelings?
Sub-Zero: Oh now that's... cold.
Johnny Cage
amn it leave me alone Thing 1 and Thing 2, before you get the regular service like any other fool.Scorpion: Well damn Sub-Zero we have a regular Dr. Seuss don't we?
Sub-Zero: Hahaha yeah.
Frost: Hey Scorpion how come you didn't do the secret hand shake me and you always do when we see each other. *Tries to hold Scorpion's hand*
Scorpion: HELL NO! I know what you do with those hands! The fact I can even look you or Sub-Zero in the eye is amazing. Ugh! You both disgust me. *Walks down to the dance floor*
Frost: ... Did you tell him about that time in the bathroom.
Sub-Zero: Yeah.
Frost: Oh your so bad Subby. *Giggles*
Kenshi: So whatcha been up to Nitara?
Nitara: Oh well I work in Jade's salon. You should stop there sometimes because me, Sareena, Ashrah, and Khamaleon all work there.
Kenshi: Interesting.
Nitara: What do you do?
Kenshi: I'm an international con man.
Nitara: Oh I see it's because your blind right?
Kenshi: Yeah. Oh man you found me out already.
Nitara: Hahaha.
Kenshi: Of course a blind man's touch is also important too.
Nitara: Really? Well, *Sits on Kenshi's lap* Why don't you show me *winks*.
Kenshi:
Trust me baby I'm about to put on a performance.Kano: Kira what the hell are you doing here?
Kira: Calm down black beard I came to have fun with my friends.
Kabal: Something smells fishy. You came here for some unknown reason.
Kira: Maybe cause I wanted to dance with cute guys. Or maybe a scruffy hunk like Kano.
Kano: What?
Kira: *Takes Kano's hands* Come on show me them moves big boy.
Kano: *Turns around to Kabal* And boom goes the dynamite mate.
Kabal: Oh what ever! Hahaha.
Ashrah: Kabal!?
Kabal: Yeah in the flesh. Well new flesh.
Ashrah: You look different without your three degree burns.
Kabal: And you look different without that huge ass sombreo.
Ashrah: Haha. Yeah I guess. Hey you wanna dance with me?
Kabal: Hell yeah. *
They leave*
