make a wish game! (Twisted Metal style!)

Granted but what'll happen instead is the apocalypse would come and consume us all.

I wish MK was a religion and really did happen........i also wish not to regret saying this in the morning.
 
Granted but then they come back as zombies to kill you.


I wish American Idol would get shut off the air.
 
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I wish American Idol would get shut off the air.
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Granted, but instead you get infinite reruns of that shitty "Big Brother" Tv show.

I wish I was Kitana's thong. Nothing like getting pulled up some uber hot MK babes hot crack everyday and being rubbed by two lovely buns.
 
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Granted, but she shits herself. daily.
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I knew someone would say that :lol:

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I wish Skype didn't just have an error report.
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Granted, but all of your PC's programs won't work anymore.

I wish that I was Trish Status' Bicycle seat when she rides over bumps in the road.
 
granted but then clowns with AK-47's burst in through your back door and threaten the jar of cookies in your kitchen.

i wish i had a perfect, fully-loaded shotgun to kill ICP-zombies
 
granted but the gun backfires kills you and you become a zombie then another guyt comes along with the same wish and the same secenario (sp?) happens until the whole world is overrun with zombies, then the aliens come and probe us all until Chuck Norris comes and kicks the aliens asses to which Chuck Norris responds "I'm The Juggernaut Bitch"

I wish my replies to this thread don't make such an immensly insane curve and seem like I am crazy
 
Granted but it curves back in on yourself and you explode

I wish I had sworn all those times i held myself back from swearing it seems like such a waste now
 
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Granted... but all those times you said the N-Word and got raped & murdered by some big fat balck dudes.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl was going to be a launch title for the Wii.
 
granted but you wont be getting it and i'll play it infront of you but you will be in acage locked up! :twisted:




I wish I had a hotdog right now
 
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granted, but it's connected to ChiefThunder :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I had some booze
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Your funny, Bitch :lol:

Granted, but The only booze that you're allowed is "Mineral Turpentime" often referred to as "Turps" and it's what the indigenous people of Australia [aborigines] drink by the gallon.

Turps for burps!

I wish for an early Armegedddon [doomsday]
 
Granted but you die :wink:

I wish I had a computer that actually works more than fifthty percent of the time :cry:
 
Granted, but it goes out in less a day that it no longer works.

I wish Memorial Day was something everyone can see as all go back of all stories of every war and live to tell them.
 
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I wish Memorial Day was something everyone can see as all go back of all stories of every war and live to tell them.
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Try making some sense please? Seeing as I can't grant you what I don't understand. I will make another wish. I wish I could understand what your above wish was?
 
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granted but then he goes off on endless babble of how Abe Lincoln's wart looks like your grandmother's big toe.

i wish I was Chuck Norris
 
Lol, yeah could be that too.

Granted, but Chuck Norris is inadvertantly mistaken for Chucky the maniacal doll from the "Childs Play" movies. So instead of being a great martial arts expert and movie star, you become a doll that hates to be nice.

I wish Mystique didn't lose her powers in X3
 
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