make a wish game! (Twisted Metal style!)

[Vigilante_FireDragon]

Granted, but you'll end up working at the dirtiest place in the world.

I wish there was a way I could find answers to Da Vinci code.

 

[Dorn]

Granted but then you stumble across area 51 and get abducted by aliens who have been operating with the CIA by tampering with the water supply to make us into mindless obediant servents (which makes as much sense)

I wish a gong would sound in the background everytime I had an epiphany or say something philosophical

 

[kold_as_ice92]

Granted, but you fell off your green lantern mobile. wah wah wah wahhhh

I wish that I could have a better monitor.

um, green lantern doesnt have a car. his ring supports flight.

 

[Prophet]

Granted but then you stumble across area 51 and get abducted by aliens who have been operating with the CIA by tampering with the water supply to make us into mindless obediant servents (which makes as much sense)

I wish a gong would sound in the background everytime I had an epiphany or say something philosophical

Granted, but the gong blew up?

I wish that when you crumble a wrapper into a ball, it doesn't slowly expand and reassemble. That bugs the hell out of me.

 

[Kona]

Granted, but it never works for you.


I wish school was over.

 

[Gororules]

granted, but it's over forever, and when you're old the kids taking care of you are uneducated and drown you in your soup

editors note: for anyone curious it's mixed veggie soup.

I wish I didn't have a sun burn!

 

[I'm_cool666]

Granted but that sun burn will turn into a terrible rash



I wish I was a robot

 

[Dorn]

Granted but I have the controls Muahahaha

I wish I was cooler than a monkey

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but the monkeys grew jealous and destroyed you.

I wish I were no Allah
(har har backmasking joke)

 

[Vigilante_FireDragon]

:lol: :lol:

Granted, then all of sudden, millions of Muslim people came worship and believed you are Allah of the Pork Tribe. (No offense to the real Muslim god.)

I wish a lot of users in this site can come out and have fun.

 

[ChiefThunder]

I wish a lot of users in this site can come out and have fun.

Granted, but then the users that do have fun think that nuking TRMK is the most fun that they have ever had!

I wish upon a star.

 

[Dorn]

Granted but then the star falls on your head killing you instantly

I wish things didnt have to be the way they were

 

[kold_as_ice92]

granted, but you, uh.......spontaniously combust?

i wish my Latin teacher would stop making really crappy jokes every 20 seconds.

 

[ChiefThunder]

i wish my Latin teacher would stop making really crappy jokes every 20 seconds.

Granted, but he/she lets loose with a crappy joke every 5 seconds instead.

I wish that MKA had 2000 playable characters and 200 backgrounds and also 1 million fatalities :lol:

 

[Gororules]

granted, total cost of the game: $400,000

I wish my hair was naturally black so I didnt have to dye it.

 

[Kosta]

granted, total cost of the game: $400,000

I wish my hair was naturally black so I didnt have to dye it.

Granted, but all through your life you will be labled as a Goth or an Emo, or a phag.

I wish I hadn't torn my toe a little while ago.

 

[Vigilante_FireDragon]

Granted, but you'll lose more limbs than your toe.

I wish someone give Greeson a bombing club for him to run.

 

[ChiefThunder]

I wish my hair was naturally black so I didnt have to dye it.

Granted, but the black dye kills all of your hair and you end up looking like Kratos :lol:

I wish that you never started this game

 

[kold_as_ice92]

granted, but Phoenix starts it instead with some plot twist worse than M Night Shayamilan could think of.

I wish Captain America made me his sidekick

 

[The Immortal King]

granted, but Phoenix starts it instead with some plot twist worse than M Night Shayamilan could think of.

I wish Captain America made me his sidekick

Granted, you become super gimp!

i wish DX would hurry up and re-form