Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

I was all ready to respond to that silliness you posted yesterday, and you edited your post lol

I smell a playoff berth in your future.
 
Yeah, I had very little hope, and then my team finally felt like playing, lol.

I should probably wait until Tuesdays to whine <.<

My dream team makes me smile (Romo/Bryant)

Also, Brown got 28 points. Would have looked nicer on my team than Tarkatan's, lololololol


Beanie sucked absolute dick this week. That entire game was garbage and to end with a baseball score....wow, zzZZzzZzzZzZz

Of course, Greene does well for once, when I bench him.
 
Wow...I'm beating Miss Titties by nearly 50 points, with NYG DEF (me) and Morris (Titties) still left to play!

Despite my near mathematically-assured victory, it appears I am mathematically eliminated from the playoffs due to being on the short end of the stick of several tiebreakers.
 
Darnit, I was hoping that I could beat Prof, but his team was too stronk this week. :/

So I guess its pretty much a win and you're in against Jade? Not sure myself lol.
 
There are 4 of us tied at 5-7. Of the 4, I am the only one winning, so I am not sure if that means the other 3 are still fighting for a final spot or if I get the last spot. I haven't really looked at all the standings.
 
I'm looking at it now, and you're gonna move up to 6th if I'm not mistaken, while the 3 of us are gonna drop; but I play you next, so I'm wondering what will happen if I beat you, since then we'll both have the same record. I guess we gotta wait for LC to break it down in the next league story, or maybe whenever he sees this.

Also just noticed that Vegas will have the same record as me and the other 3 so I think he's still in it lol.
 
This season has been so odd, lol, so many ties, and it seems the 4 of us usually all win or lose the exact same weeks.
 
Hmm...I see it was LC who knocked Marshall out of the playoffs! No matter! I STILL want to kick his ass! He's already eating crow after his whole "Kiss the Ring" bullshit, now I want to shove it down his throat! I'll even propose a wager! Loser gets banned from TRMK for a week, effective next Tuesday! Marshall, do you wish to shake on that? Or is LC not allowing any kind of wagering on this fantasy league?
 
The kommissioner neither sanctions nor outlaws wagering. Do what you will. Personally though, making him don an embarrassing avatar would be far more fun than him being banned.

Anyway, the results for week 13!

Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat Week 13 Results

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 99.38
Based God (The Marshall) 75.64

The Tarkatan Trash Collectors (Tarkatan Trash) 109.22
Multiple Scorgasms (tittiemcnuggets) 66.72

The Tattooed Coffee Profs (non-member Shane) 121.48
Rayzebats (mkray41) 108.38

Tony Romo Jockstraps (Jade) 104.12
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 72.30

Dawn Patrol (Spine_Ripper) 90.94
The Platypunishment (non-member David) 81.94

Vegas (non-member Ryan) 110.18
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 99.82

The playoff scenarios are detailed on the league site. Damn that was a pain in the ass to calculate. I won't re-type them all here... I'll just give the tl;dr version

Love Cowboys, The Tattooed Coffee Profs, Kabal Toasty, Dawn Patrol, and The Platypunishment have all clinched five of the six playoff spots; there can still be some movement as to who gets what spot among them.

The 6th and final playoff spot goes like this:

If Jade wins this week, it's hers.
If Jade loses, there is still a chance it's hers depending on how things fall, but it could also go to mkray, tittiemcnuggets, or Vegas (!).
Tarkatan Trash, BYoung, and Marshall are already toast.

Again, for complete explanations of what needs to happen for who... check the league article.
 
The Marshall said:
Since I'm out of the playoffs I'll root for Trash...


















































Just kidding eat a dick
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You knew I wasn't buying that shit! Now, down to business...are you up to wagering your TRMK posting privileges for a full week against me in the season finale? You don't HAVE to take this bet, but if you are going to make a bet, "loser gets banned for a week" is my first and final offer.
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
You knew I wasn't buying that shit! Now, down to business...are you up to wagering your TRMK posting privileges for a full week against me in the season finale? You don't HAVE to take this bet, but if you are going to make a bet, "loser gets banned for a week" is my first and final offer.
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That's fine I can take bbeing banned for a week...

But if I win, I'm changing your screen name, avatar, and sig to my liking for a week, no ban.


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I figured as much. I derped up the scenarios because I forgot that total points was the third tiebreaker and that the second tiebreaker is actually Division Record. Taking this into account, things are actually much simpler now. Vegas is now eliminated; Jade's ability to get the spot even with a loss is now eliminated; It no longer matters what BYoung does for mkray's chances.

If Jade wins, she's in.
If Jade loses and tittiemcnuggets wins, titties is in.
If Jade and tittiemcnuggets both lose, mkray is in.

That's all folks!
 
Tarkatan is stalking my waivers man, he keeps taking the players I go for, it's lame.

Will be glad when he is out.
 
The Marshall said:
That's fine I can take bbeing banned for a week...

But if I win, I'm changing your screen name, avatar, and sig to my liking for a week, no ban.


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No dice, Marshall! I'm a troll! I don't gamble with my screen name, avatar, or signature! I gamble with my posting privileges! That's why I specifically said "loser gets banned for a week"! So either both of our TRMK posting privileges are on the line exclusively, or all bets are off!
 
Me seeing you with a kiss the ring sig would give me more pleasure than you not being here for a week...

Sorry there's nothing in it for me, I won't get any satisfaction from you being banned for a week....
 
Lulz... out of the playoffs, still doing all the trash talk.

I bet two weeks from now you two are playing in the last-place game and still talking trash.
 
I am gonna get smoked, lol.


I hope my dream team (Romo and Bryant) can pull off the same stuff they have been doing for the last few weeks and get me a good combined 60 points lol.

Myers is doing NOTHING this week, man....it's do or die and my team chooses to die...
 
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