Sonic the Hedgehog

Steve Urkel?

yeah, he would have been perfect for Classic Sonic.


As for Sonic 4, i'm still dissapointed by the whole thing. Should have straight up gone super old school and made it look just like the genesis games. Like what they did with Mega-Man 9 and 10.
 
Ok, I'm still new in my love for the Sonic series :love:
And I've only played a few old school Sonic games and Adventure.. but why in the hell are they releasing episodes instead of a full game??
I don't understand it.. Generations is a full game (still need to buy, on my top priority for next game. Gotta get it after bootcamp though)
Also, how many Sonic games are there?
Is there like, a million?
All in Canon order?
 
Ok, I'm still new in my love for the Sonic series :love:
And I've only played a few old school Sonic games and Adventure.. but why in the hell are they releasing episodes instead of a full game??
I don't understand it.. Generations is a full game (still need to buy, on my top priority for next game. Gotta get it after bootcamp though)
Also, how many Sonic games are there?
Is there like, a million?
All in Canon order?
I have no ****ing idea my damn self. Maybe to maximize profit from the game? I'unno. :?

There are 12-15 canon Sonic games, I think, BTW. Not all of them are canon, such as Sonic and the Secret Rings...
 
Are you shittin' me? Did I just walk into another Capcom?
Damn it :x
Oh well, they can have my monies as long as I can be dat lil blue ball gettin' dem rings :cool:
And then hittin' a spike and losing them all :x
And then finishing in like 5 minutes with 1 ring, making an Incredible C rank :pimp:
 
:laugh: I used to be a scrub like you. Now I always get the special stages 8-)

I used to be a pro like you, until I took a ring to the Tails.
Seriously, I can not stand Tails' voice.. its like a 4 year old boy with assburgers.
Character wise, he is cool and I appreciate his freaky nature as a yellowish-orange fox with two tails.
But that goddamn voice kills me man.
 
all the sonic voices are bad. I've just learn to deal with them now.


And I actually rented Sonic and the secret Rings from blockbuster back when it was new, and returned it a few hours later cause I hated that much. But I also remember renting SA2 and not wanting to return it cause it was so damn fun.
 
Sonic Adventure, man.
It's like Japan stuck their dick in a 90's sterotype and made that game.
Holy mother of God, I have to skip the cutscenes in Adventure just to get to the gameplay.
A cutscene in Adventure: Sonic with his eyes bugging out and the words coming out not in sync with his mouth moving. It's like, "HEY Amy holy shit we are 90's as balls. Whoa, we better go catch eggman and stick a big ol' chaos emerald in his butthole! Yeah!"
Goddamn, do I hate those cutscenes. Love the game though.
 
Sonic Adventure, man.
It's like Japan stuck their dick in a 90's sterotype and made that game.
Holy mother of God, I have to skip the cutscenes in Adventure just to get to the gameplay.
A cutscene in Adventure: Sonic with his eyes bugging out and the words coming out not in sync with his mouth moving. It's like, "HEY Amy holy shit we are 90's as balls. Whoa, we better go catch eggman and stick a big ol' chaos emerald in his butthole! Yeah!"
Goddamn, do I hate those cutscenes. Love the game though.
 
I'd like to see one of yo hoe asses rank A on Crazy Gadget in SA2

have mostly all A's on every level in SA2, but the space levels piss me off too much so I just gave up on trying to get them all.

But I remember when I first played the game, I could only get up to Rank C on Metal Harbor. I didnt know what I was doing wrong. Then a long time later I realized I had to do every fancy thing that gets you more points throughout the level like grinding on rails, and finally getting to the rocket the hard way
 
have mostly all A's on every level in SA2, but the space levels piss me off too much so I just gave up on trying to get them all.

But I remember when I first played the game, I could only get up to Rank C on Metal Harbor. I didnt know what I was doing wrong. Then a long time later I realized I had to do every fancy thing that gets you more points throughout the level like grinding on rails, and finally getting to the rocket the hard way
Me too. But there was a way you could instantly get an A-Rank on Metal Harbor by collecting all 109 rings (it's possible on that stage unlike the others, and you have to keep them until you get to the Goal Ring, of course). You needed an upgrade for that, though, so for a while, I was also pretty stumped on how to get an A
 

I saw Big the Cat in the thumbnail and could not click.
Nothing irrates me more than that retard c0ck broom, It's like tryna get Low to watch a clip with Chip in it.
Ain't gonna happen :cool: but I'll take you're word for it that it sucks lol.

:rofl: It's funny cuz it's true.

*Sonic is about to kick some robots ass

Amy: NOOOO SONIC! He's mah frand!

Sonic: *20 second pause
Well I guess you have your reasons

lolwut?

:rofl: That basically sums up Sonic Adventure in general.
Damn those big ass pauses!
The intertwining storyline is pretty cool, great idea on paper.
Until you have to fish with Big the Cat.

Ohhellno.Obama.kickingdownthedoor.gif
You ever fish with the Big purple retard? I wanted to go out in the rain and toss my own salad in anger from that.
 
The same reason why Sonic had a romantic relationship with a human or why a hedgehog as fast as Shadow would need to use a motorcycle
 
Da fuq? So, Sonic got tired of Amy and wanted some human puss?
Dude's a pimp :pimp:
But that's weird, they should have made Amy his love interest in all games. It's her only claim to fame.
 
I think we all know that Big doesn't even have a baby carrot.
Dude is packin' a purple pin.. it's kinda sad but at least he has Froggy for sexual comfort.
 
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