lamest or most awesome excuse youve given

Nope I remember 1 instance now randomly.

In middle school one time. I forgot to do an assignment. So in a rush I wrote jibberish in all of the blanks a few classes before I had to turn it in. Then soaked my paper in water, and told my teacher it rained so hard it soaked through my back pack. Funny thing is it didn't rain at all and I guess that didn't cross my teacher's mind. Because I've always behaved well so I guess she just trusted me lol.

I got 1 extra day to do the assignment :D

Wow, that's actually pretty ingenious. Very clever.
 
I know this thread is a bit of fun, but seriously....lying is not cool. And people that lie, tend to lie more and more as they get older to the point that the lies they're telling, they start to believe in themselves.

About 6 years ago I lied to someone very dear to me and I paid the price in a big way. I've never lied since because it taught me a valuable lesson. Morale of the story is, man up and dont make excuses.
 
I know this thread is a bit of fun, but seriously....lying is not cool. And people that lie, tend to lie more and more as they get older to the point that the lies they're telling, they start to believe in themselves.

About 6 years ago I lied to someone very dear to me and I paid the price in a big way. I've never lied since because it taught me a valuable lesson. Morale of the story is, man up and dont make excuses.

If you notice everyone's examples are from when they were kids/teenagers making bad decisions/learning the ways of life.

I don't think anyone is condoning lying.

Wow, that's actually pretty ingenious. Very clever.

thanks I've always told myself If I ever become a criminal or a evil mastermind. I'd be a great one.
Luckily I'm a nice guy so my smarts are put to better use.
 
If you notice everyone's examples are from when they were kids/teenagers making bad decisions/learning the ways of life.

I don't think anyone is condoning lying.

In that case, I remember when I was about 16 and got blind drunk once. Then I blacked out. When I woke up, I was shivering in a stone cold bath and my parents were going beserk. It seemed while I was drunk, I must have puked EVERYWHERE. Then ran a bath and fell asleep. when they asked what the Hell I done, I slurred in the tub "it was the cat"
 
In that case, I remember when I was about 16 and got blind drunk once. Then I blacked out. When I woke up, I was shivering in a stone cold bath and my parents were going beserk. It seemed while I was drunk, I must have puked EVERYWHERE. Then ran a bath and fell asleep. when they asked what the Hell I done, I slurred in the tub "it was the cat"

Hahaha this is awesome. Not the drinking part but the blaming it on the cat.

And yes flagg u r right. Lying is overall bad but I asked this as a fun humor type thread for people to share fun stories from our lives that, looking back on, we find funny. There r a lot of fun good humor stories, especially about our childhood that are nice and fun to share

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