MK Logic: Gender Swap

YungQ94

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*Here is a link to what the gender swap would look like. http://www.trmk.org/forums/showthre...ontest-on-Deviantart?highlight=mk+gender+swap when you get to the thread click the link to deviant art. Cool?*


*A sexy Liu Kang wearing Kitana’s blue sweats is staring at Kitana wearing Liu Kang’s clothes at their apartment table*
Liu Kang: H-How in the hell did this happen?
Kitana: *Looking at HIS hands* I have huge hands. And my voice, it’s all deep and seducing.
Liu Kang: My chest is now double D’s! This is so weird!
Kitana: Maybe it’s a weird dream we’re having.
*Liu Kang walks over to Kitana and grips HIS muscle*
Liu Kang: I’m pretty damn sure it’s not a dream.
Kitana: Yeah. *Smacks Liu Kang’s ass* Even your ass feels real.
Liu Kang: AH! Don’t do that!
Kitana: Aw what? Don’t guys love doing that? *Chuckles*
Liu Kang: Your enjoying this aren’t you?
Kitana: Stuff like this doesn’t happen, so I’m just trying to make the best of it.
Liu Kang: Whatever. *Phone rings* Hold on. *Answers* Hello?
Johnny Cage: *Remember all the males have a feminine voice* Damn baby. When I heard your voice I thought you was a sex operator.
Liu Kang: You shut your mouth you slut.
Johnny Cage: Oh whatever haha. Listen come to Kabal and Kano’s restaurant. We’re gonna try and figure this shit out. Just bring you and your sexy self. No homo.
*He hangs up*
Kitana: Well your off then?
Liu Kang: Yeah. Can you call my job for me? If I call like this then I might get fired.
Kitana: No problem. See ya later, sexy *winks*
Liu Kang: Ugh.
*Walks out*

**At the restaurant**
Kano: I never thought that saying “you are what you eat” was going to be so literal.
Kabal: This is f*cking ridiculous. I wake up this morning and go to take a piss right. I go to unzip my pants and I don’t have a d*ck anymore!
Johnny Cage: When did you have one? *Busts out laughing*
Kabal: That was funny huh? *Grabs Johnny Cage’s boob in a vice grip*
Johnny Cage: Ahhhhhh! It hurts worse than a purple nurple! I’m sorry!
Kabal: *Let’s go* F*cking right your sorry. Anyway is everybody coming here?
Johnny Cage: *Rubbing boob* Yeah all the guys are coming. Well all the girls I should say.
Kabal: No homo but Johnny, er Jenny looks pretty. Kinda makes you forget about how he’s a dick punching as*hole.
Kano: Haha yeah no shit.
Johnny Cage: Oh f*ck you Kabal. Well maybe somebody else will do that.
Kabal: B*tch.
Johnny Cage: Slut.
Kano: Will you two shut your whore mouths!
*Slowly but surely most of the males-now-females we’re at Kabal and Kano’s restaurant*
Rain: This is f*cking stupid.
Scorpion: Agreed.
Rain: I mean I manage a bunch of strippers. Never knew I become one.
Scorpion: Ha. I wake up this morning and I see these things on my chest. *Holds up boobs* They weigh a f*cking ton and the slightest wind makes my nipples stand up.
Rain: Haha over sensitive nipples.
Scorpion: *Rolls eyes and sees Jax coming in* Hey Jax, back that ass up!
Jax: Haha that’s funny. Don’t you have a tentacle porn opening for you to go to?
Scorpion: Aw Jax that’s a low blow.
Jax: Like I care. Shit was so weird this morning. I was asleep and I hear this guy’s voice saying, “Jax wake up!” Turns out it was Sonya but I flipped shit cause I thought it was Guile.
Johnny Cage: *At a podium* Ok guys, er I mean b*tches, we got a serious problem. We’re all a bunch of girls. Now I hope this isn’t forever cause I like to f*ck the opposite sex, not become it. So we’re gonna try and figure this shit out today. Any ideas?
Scorpion: I have this weird feeling that some kid came into my dreams and claiming that he was God. Anyway he said something about Monday getting loopy and stuff like that.
Johnny Cage: Right that’s totally helpful. *Rolls eyes* Ok somebody with a good idea.
Kung Lao: Just scratching the surface but how about we ask somebody who can control magic?
Johnny Cage: Ok that’s a good lead.
Rain: I say we f*ck up Shang Tsung and Quan Chi’s place!
*They all agree*
**An old female Shang Tsung appears!!**
Shang Tsung: Like hell you little b*tches! It wasn’t our fault this time.
Jax: This time!?
Shang Tsung: Yeah this time. When I did that spell for Halloween I didn’t know you guys were going to switch bodies and shit. Anyway I know who did this.
Male er I mean Female Kast: WHO!?
Shang Tsung: Nobody important, just Shinnok.
Female Kast: Oh.
Shang Tsung: Oh? The hell do you guys mean oh!? We’re all the opposite sex right now! I say we beat his ass!
Female Kast: Hell yeah!
Kabal: Wait! I don’t wanna break a nail.
*Everybody laughs*
Scorpion: Alright let’s go whoop his ass!
Ermac: Hold on. We need to use the bathroom.
Kenshi: So do I.
*Everybody else has to use the bathroom also*
Kano: Well there are three stalls in the ladies room so hop to it.
*Ermac, Kenshi, and Rain head to the bathroom*
**Five minutes later and we see our newly formed females doing the “I gotta go!” dance in a very long line**
Kung Lao: *Tapping foot rapidly* Damn I know we’re girls and all but does it really take that long to take a piss!?
Scorpion: I’ll check on them. *Walks in the bathroom* Aye will you guys readjust your tampons already so we can take a piss!?
Rain: *Sighs* I’ll be honest Scorp, I don’t know how to work this thing.
Scorpion: What?
Kenshi: He said he doesn’t know how to take a piss with these complicated sexual organs you dumbass!
Scorpion: Whoa no need to have a b*tch fit. *Knocks on Ermac’s door* You ok buddy?
Ermac: Yeah but our butt hurts.
Scorpion: Alright calm down guys. I’ll go get some help. *Walks out bathroom and onto the sidewalk* Now how in the hell am I suppose to find help.
Random Male (will call him Kevin): Need help pretty lady?
Scorpion: *Turns around to meet Kevin’s muscular chest* Yeah do you know how to take a piss?
Kevin: Excuse me?
Scorpion: Me and my buddies are all new to this sitting-down- and peeing business.
Kevin: … Oh! *claps hands and points* You guys must be transsexuals.
Scorpion: I uh, I guess so yeah.
Kevin: Ok it makes sense now. I’m a transsexual too! Listen it’s all about relaxing your lower body.
Scorpion: Oh ok. Thank you very much. *Starts to walk away*
Kevin: Wait! *Hands Scorpion a card* This is in case you or your friends ever get lonely. *Winks and walks away*
Scorion: Right… *Sticks card in her back pocket and walks back into the bathroom*
**After 30 minutes the females finally arrive at Shinnok’s lair**
Shang Tsung: Open the door!
Shinnok: *An old pale woman opens the door* Oh good you guys came. Look I-
Jax: *Grabs Shinnok by the bra* No you look! Why in the hell did you turn us all into a bunch of pussies!?
Shinnok: I’ll explain in a second. But first you better take you hands off of me unless you wanna shop at Target for a new pair of arms.
*Jax let’s go*
Shinnok: *Readjusts blouse and clears throat* Ok so, yesterday I was at home relaxing and cleaning my basement when I found an old photo of my wife back in the 1700’s. When I was young we lived happily until she passed away unexpectedly. So yesterday, I got the bright idea to revive her. Went to work on it and got the wrong reaction from the spell and BOOM! We’re all girls. Any questions?
Scorpion: *Sniffs and wipes tear from eye* Why am I crying?
Shinnok: Let m think about that one. Oh I know, to store all my shit! Just because I live in the Netherealm doesn’t mean I can’t have a basement you as*hole.
Raiden: When will the effects wear off?
Shinnok: The good news is that you will return to your guys normal selves by midnight. However the bad news is that some of your female emotions will take time to wear off. Can’t say for how long though.
Kung Lao: Well then, problem solved right?
Liu Kang: Yeah problem solved. Now that we got that out of the way what do we do now?
Nightwolf: We live the day like we usually do.
Rain: Yeah that’s not gonna happen chief. I can’t go to work like this.
Kenshi: Sure you can. Just shake that ass like you normally do.
Rain: HAHAHA *Stops unexpectedly and gives a death glare* F*ck you.
Shang Tsung: Well Shinnok we’ll get out of here. Next time just order a whore to fill your needs.
Shinnok: Lesson learned. *The female kast leaves* Hahaha! Wife in the 1700s and they believe that shit? Silly *****es.
*Walks into her house*
**For the rest of the day it took a lot of getting use to but the combatants adapted to their new bodies. It’s 7:00 pm. Four hours to go. Right now we have females Johnny Cage and Jax dining with male Sonya**
 
Johnny Cage: Since this is a date Sonya your paying right? *Winks*
Sonya: Like hell. Everyone cuts in.
Jax: Man you would make a terrible husband.
Sonya: Hahaha.
Johnny Cage: Man I don’t know how you guy put up with pick up lines.
Sonya: All of them sound stupid so that’s why it’s easy to dismiss them.
Jax: Or overly sexiest comments. While I was on the job today this one guy said to me, “Oh man I bet with those strong hands you can make excellent sandwiches.”
Sonya: Oh wow. What did you do?
Jax: When he was about to go to his cell I threw down my badge between his legs and gave him a uppercut in the nuts. My excuse, “Sorry muscle spasms.”
*They share a laugh*
Johnny Cage: What did you do Sonya?
Sonya: Oh nothing really. Gym, bookstore, grocery store. Oh yeah, *Pulls out 20 slips of paper* I also got approached by 20 women today.
Jax and Johnny Cage: Damn!
Johnny Cage: “Call me for some fun.” Oh man I am taking all of these!
Sonya: Have them. It was really disgusting to me cause they didn’t want anything else but my good looks. I mean at least talk to me so I can figure out what you’re like.
Jax: Uh-huh. Sounds like we’re all learning a lesson today.
*Johnny and Sonya agree*
**Waiter stops by**
Waiter: Ok you guys ready to order?
3 of them: Yes.
Waiter: Alright. Well may I make a few suggestions? For you two ladies I suggest the salads. For you sir I suggest the steak.
Johnny Cage: … Salad?
Waiter: Yes salads.
Jax: Why salads? Why can’t we eat steaks?
Waiter: I didn’t say that. I was suggestion salads so you ladies don’t ruin your figures.
Johnny Cage: Figures huh? *Takes off sunglasses* Let me tell you something. Do me and my friend look like we give two-f*cks about a salad?
Waiter: Uh no but-
Jax: Listen before you get hurt how about you take our orders you sexiest f*ck.
Waiter: Er I uh, um what would you like?
Jax: I will have the ribs smothered in hickory sauce with a side of hushpuppies and a basket of fries.
Johnny Cage: I’ll have a huge steak with sauce on the side and loaded mash potatoes.
Sonya: Grilled chicken salad please.
Waiter: Right away.
*Elsewhere in Shang Tsung and Quan Chi’s bedroom*
Quan Chi: *Male* Hey Shang Tsung I was thinking about something.
Shang Tsung: *Reading a book* Yeah what’s that?
Quan Chi: What if we did it but like it is right now?
Shang Tsung: You mean reverse role play?
Quan Chi: Yup.
Shang Tsung: *Takes off glasses and faces away from Quan Chi* I have a headache, got work in the morning, other excuses.
Quan Chi: Oh come on! You always do it to me.
Shang Tsung: True… *Sighs* Promise not to tell anybody.
Quan Chi: Of course.
Shang Tsung: Fine.
*I’m sorry I gave you guys that image*
**Seriously I think I gave you guys Thought Cancer. Elsewhere: Noob and Smoke places**
Smoke: *Opens the door the door to Noob’s room* Hey Noob you still up for Monopoly?
*Sees Noob tied up with rope and duct tape over her mouth with Tanya clothed in nothing but boxers*
Smoke: What are you guys doing?
Tanya: Well while you guys we’re gone and I was at work I figured that if Noob is a woman I could get her pregnant that way it be quicker to get a baby. So if you could close the door we-
Smoke: No!
Tanya: Huh?
Smoke: I don’t mind you trying to rape Noob as a woman but as a man you may not do that! This is my rule, respect it please.
Tanya: Wow. Ok Smoke I’ll let you have your friend. I’m sorry for violating your rule.
Smoke: It’s ok. *Grabs Noob* Put some clothes on and let’s play monopoly.
Tanya: Sounds like a plan.
Noob: *Shakes off duct tape* Are you f*cking crazy!? I aint doi-
Smoke: *Puts tape back on Noob’s mouth* Bro you talk too much. Starting to remind me off Johnnt Cage.
*Back to Sonya, Jax, and Johnny Cage walking through the parking lot of the restaurant*
Jax: That’s was a nice thing for you to do Sonya by tipping the waiter.
Sonya: Well after the stunt you two pulled I was surprised we didn’t get our food spat in.
Jax: Haha well he shouldn’t have told us what to eat.
*Footsteps from behind them*
Sonya: Hold on guys. *Turns around* What do you want?
*A man dressed in black holding a knife in his hand*
Robber: I just want the money. Give It up easy and I won’t leave your faces in a pile.
Sonya: *Getting in a fighting stance* Is that a threat or a promise?

The robber rushed Sonya with his blade searching for a target. Sonya dodged the first two swings and delivered a fierce punch to the robber’s temple. He fell down but Sonya didn’t hold back on her attack. Sonya gave a swift kick to the robber’s stomach. Sonya was about to deliver another kick until the robber threw dirt in Sonya’s eyes. The robber taking the moment to strike slashed Sonya’s stomach. Sonya fell to the ground clutching his stomach.

Johnny Cage and Jax: Sonya!
Robber: *Points knife to them* Know which one of you wants to get carved up first?
Jax: You bastard! *Rushs the robber*
Robber: Bad move b*tch! *Swings his blade at Jax’s face but Jax catches it just in time. Too late to realize it the robber fells an immense pain near in his pelvic region*
Johnny Cage: HOOO! *In split punch formation*
Robber: Ah my nuts!
Jax: Night, night f*cker! *Head butts the robber*
Johnny Cage: *Getting up* You know that split punch was easier to do without my balls getting in the way.
Jax: *Shakes head* Sonya!
*They run over to Sonya who is one knee*
Sonya: I’m fine. He didn’t reach white meat so I’m ok. Though I feel pathetic not being able to protect you guys.
Jax: Nah it’s ok he got you with a sneak attack.
Sonya: No it’s not! *Stands up holding side of stomach* It’s not ok because I can’t protect anybody! Hell I can’t even fight off a simple robber! Makes me wonder why I even joined the force if I can’t even stop criminals.
Johnny Cage: Uh Sonya…
Sonya: Oh wow. *Facepalms* I need some sleep, talking crazy
Jax: Sonya you’re great at your job and that’s all that matters. *Sighs* Let’s call the police and get your wound clean ok?
Sonya: Fine.
Johnny Cage: I’ll catch you guys later. Sonya try to cheer up alright.
Sonya: Yeah alright.
*They part ways*
**Eventually midnight rolls around and everyone is back to normal. Aftermath anyone?**

*Shang Tsung and Quan Chi’s place: Bedroom*
Quan Chi: *Female* Ah man that was awesome. It was something different. Don’t you agree Shang?
Shang Tsung: I don’t think I can look myself in the eye anymore.

*Scorpion and Sub-Zero’s place: Living Room, on the couch*
Sub-Zero: Thank God everything is back to normal.
Mileena: Is Frost ok?
Sub-Zero: Yeah lucky this whole event didn’t alter anything with the pregnancy so it’s all good.
Scorpion: Glad to hear Subz. What did you do today Mily?
Mileena: Well I went to work and got some pictures taken cause the director thought it was erotic that I was a male. After went home and relaxed with my girlfriend *Winks at Scorpion*
Scorpion: Oh whatever.
*A sad commercial about puppies comes on T.V.*
Mileena: Aw those poor animals. Weird, I’m not tearing up at it.
Scorpion: *Rubbing eyes fiercely* Damn female hormones.

*Kung Lao and Jade’s place. Kitchen*
Jade: You don’t have to apologize.
Kung Lao: No I do. Jade I want you to understand I did not mean to call you a b*tch.
Jade: Well it was the truth so it had to be said right.
Kung Lao: At the time I was only saying sorry so you wouldn’t get mad. Now I’m saying it from the heart because I understand girls emotions’ a little better. I learn that even if girls but on a hard cover that their just masking their emotions to remain from looking stupid. And honestly I am truly sorry for calling you that word.
Jade: … Well just don’t do it again ok.
Kung Lao: You got my word, roommate.
*They smile*
Kung Lao: Oh yeah! In case I didn’t win you back I got you some truffles!
Jade: Oh man really? *Gets box of truffles from Kung Lao* There’s one missing.
Kung Lao: *Looks away* Had to make sure there wasn’t any poison in it.
Jade: Right. *Takes a bite* Weird I don’t really want truffles all of a sudden. Do you want them?
Kung Lao: F*ck yeah gimme that shit! *Takes box and starts eating* I don’t even like truffles but these are so f*cking good!

*Liu Kang and Kitana’s place: Bedroom*
Liu Kang: Finally everything is back to normal.
Kitana: Yeah pity. I had fun today.
Liu Kang: How?
Kitana: Because when girls approached me and wanted my number I told them I had a boyfriend.
Liu Kang: Hahaha. Oh you silly girl.
Kitana: Hey just trying to have fun.
Liu Kang: *Get’s up* Well today is a new day and I’m going to start it off with a bagel.
Kitana: *Smacks Liu Kang’s butt* Fix me one too.
Liu Kang: What was the smack for?
Kitana: Force of habit. *Winks*


I hope I didn’t lose your guys respect over this story. Well finally got it finished and I feel great. Hope you enjoyed it and stay tune for more.
 
That's why I had him have plastic surgery in a later episode.

But yeah girl Kabal would make me cower in fear lol
 
MK Logic: On the job

I haven't reaally gone in depth on what the characters do for a job so this will be that story.
 
interesting and compelling arguements.

What would you guys like to see from the series? More drama, more comedy, or some pov's on specific characters? I'm just asking for suggestions
 
Comedy is what had me hooked but then again drama can lead to some funny moments, And i like to see whats going on from everyone's PoV.....

Even... Dare i say it..

Kitana :(
 
YungQ94 said:
interesting and compelling arguements.

What would you guys like to see from the series? More drama, more comedy, or some pov's on specific characters? I'm just asking for suggestions
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I love epic drama in the story.

I actually like conflict and sadness in my stories :twisted:


Too much? :laugh:
 
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