MoonEye821
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One of the biggest complaints I have with the Mortal Kombat fan-base, and with the video game community at large, is that they forget what Mortal Kombat is. Mortal Kombat is a fighting parody. A parody is a form of media that pokes comical fun at another form of media. Mortal Kombat, initially, was a quick project that was put together and shipped out. Little did Midway know it would become their name-brand. What is the greatest parody of all? BLOOD!!!!!!! Before Mortal Kombat, no video game company really had the balls to make a fighter with blood. And, more to the point, death. Making a bloody fighter was, in and of itself, the ultimate parody they could have committed. As such, a strange and wonderful thing happened. To many people, the parody game became more popular and more loved than the, "true fighters." That was back in the 90's, a time of innocence. Before fighting games competed against each other. Before the industry was so large. Back when a game could be made, and played, and enjoyed. And maybe I was the innocence back then and there where always pr***-critics. But, whatever the event, it felt a lot simpler. I saw a cool game and played it. I would compare video games ratings to fashion. Something a lot of people fallow but has no real point to it. So what if Tekken is rated better than MK? So what if Street Fighter was too? So damn what if they are "better" games, with "better" graphics, and "better" engines? I'll tell you some things they are NOT. They are NOT more imaginative, far from it. They are NOT more epic, not even close. And by far they are NOT funer. They are BORING AS ALL HELL ROLLED UP INTO A RUG AND BEAT WITH A BASE-BALL BAT! I've tried other fighters in the arcades a bit. I felt like falling asleep. Most of the characters where boring, lifeless, without emotion, passion, or conviction. The fighting engine, maybe "better and smoother," was not fun. There was little to no blood, which sucks Donkey ****. And I ALWAYS had the knawing and tormenting feeling in my soul of, "Wow, if this arcade didn't suck I could be playing a Mortal Kombat right now." So screw the freakin ratings. Up theirs, for the freakin critics. And the protest groups can roll over and suffocate on the cow their having. I don't want a "better" fighting game. I don't want a "smoother" engine. I don't want "more realistic" characters. I don't want the "best the industry has to offer." Do you know what I want? I want a game that is fun, damn it! And Mortal Kombat beats the pants off every single one of the competition in that department. The other fighters take themselves too seriously, which makes them feel serious, which makes them feel stuffy and boring, which makes them, to spite their "advancements" bad as frick.
I don't know if I will get a hoorah or a ban for making this topic. I just am sick everyone complaining about MK so much and want people to realize that it is the greatest, and to bow to it again. Just wanted to know if anyone else felt this way too.
I don't know if I will get a hoorah or a ban for making this topic. I just am sick everyone complaining about MK so much and want people to realize that it is the greatest, and to bow to it again. Just wanted to know if anyone else felt this way too.
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