You know you've been playing to much MK:D when...

When you start to wonder what Scorpion's like when he's drunk...


(HEAVY SLUR)
"Hey you... why don't ya *hic* why don't ya come'ere *burp* I said come'ere... Ya know, this one time, Sub-Zero, what kinda goofy *hic* friggin name is that... but I went up to him and I said "Look" ya see... I said "Look, Subby-boy, I need some change for the bus" and *burp* and he said "no I ain't got no money for the bus" he says... so I kicked-I kicked him in his big frozen face... FATALTITY!.... hehe tity... but don't think I didn't wanna kick'im, but *hic* ya know... what're ya gonna do... ZEPPELIN RULES!!!!"
 
You know you've been playing too much MK-D when,

-You punch a police officer in the face and expect him to not lock you in jail. (Like that'll happen, with him having you up on charges for assaulting an officer and all.)

-When you expect someone who's fighting you to slip on your puke. (To make this real, you're either going to have to get very drunk or develop a case of food poisoning.)

You think that by walking through a huge modern-art circle that you're going to another place. (And I don't mean the other side of the circle.)
 
When you make a thread entitled You Know You've Been Playing To Much MKD when...
just kidding but really you know you you've been playing too much MKD when you try to find a red cyborg to fight and steal his pendant that has a picture of a dragon on it expecting to get stronger
 
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