Wow.. How bad did 'Date Movie' suck?

Khaos

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Alright, it's 11:04 AM , Saturday morning, and i'm bored out of my mind. I figured why not bag on this new flick called Date Movie, which was intended to be a comedy, but ended up to be a complete disaster.


The movie is made up of these horrible puns that were supposed to be funny, but had everyone waiting for the ending credits. The movie was beyond predictable, and honestly seemed like a really shitty 'Scary Movie' imitator.

It is such a horrible movie, that you can literally guess what will happen next; and well.. I did, every time a door was opened, and a foot step was taken I would scream out the next sequence. Was I right? You bet I was, the movie was boring and had about 1 or 2 funny scenes throughout the whole video.

My idea of making fun of a movie would be taking the puns to a certain extent, they mainly made fun of meet the fockers. Imitating the last name (fockyourdaughter -- bad spin off from focker), the house, parents, and from the original meet the parents -- the classic milking scene, and cat taking a crap scene.

The movie was based on making fun of the few parts I listed, but it failed dramatically. All they did was change the actors (but I believe the parents from MTF actually played the "FockYourDaughter") and made the film lifeless and IQ dropping. Sort of capturing the essential 'Immature teen -- non foul language FUNZIEEEE film'.


Overall:

Save your money for a night with your honey.

Khaos's Score For This Film

Overall : 2/10
Story: .5/10
Comedy: .5/10
Originality: 1/10 (why such a high score? Because they had a Scary Movie 4 trailer in it.. .Which also looks like a let down).

Thanks Date-Movie -- for wasting my night.
 
thing is it was made by the same people who did Scary Movie basically.I think I'll let Alison Hanigan get away with this peice of trash film though simply cuz I think she's hot :wink:
 
What a let down, I actually thought it would be descent. :(

Oh well, I persoanlly think Scary Movie 4 will rock, just like the rest of them.
I saw the trailer and saw the president from 3 totaly shitting on bush. lol ANyways, I dont think I'll waste my time with this one. I'll just wait till it comes out. :x
 
Misfit said:
Oh well, I persoanlly think Scary Movie 4 will rock, just like the rest of them.
I saw the trailer and saw the president from 3 totaly shitting on bush.

Leslie Nielsen?
 
Thanx for the heads up Khaos. Glad I'll be watching something else next Saturday. Like that new horror movie that came out hmm......
 
whats wrong with the movie I like it alot I laughed the whole movie mostly laughed hard (just to let you guys know i'm easy to make laugh) I give it 10/10
 
I don't think that was the point, the cheap laughs just aren't cutting it anymore, thus they gave it a bad review.


I don't know I haven't watched it and probably won't want to thanks to this review.
 
Shao Khan said:
whats wrong with the movie I like it alot I laughed the whole movie mostly laughed hard (just to let you guys know i'm easy to make laugh) I give it 10/10

Arent you like... 9 ?
 
DeathcoreRyknow said:
Misfit said:
Oh well, I persoanlly think Scary Movie 4 will rock, just like the rest of them.
I saw the trailer and saw the president from 3 totaly shitting on bush.

Leslie Nielsen?

Yep, that dude. Played in Naked Gun, Wrongfully Accused....
 
I thought that movie sucked also, when i saw the previews for it looked like it was going to be funny but it was just stupid.
 
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