Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Dance, and The Lord.
While serving in the Confederacy, Vin Diesel gave the order to his men to shoot Stonewall Jackson. Vin knew Stonewall was on his side, he was just jealous of his beard
Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap.
Vin Diesel buys children's breakfast cereal just for the free toy. He takes the cereal itself to the starving at the homeless shelter. He eats it in front of them whilst rubbing his stomach in a circular motion and commenting on the delightful taste.
Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out
Vin Diesel does not need to insert (2) coins to continue.
When People get hungry, they go to their refrigerators. When Vin Diesel gets hungry, he goes to an orphanage.
Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor
Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.
Vin Diesel single-handedly stopped slavery because he knew one day he would want to hear "Back that ass up" by Juvenile.
Much like Pinocchio, Vin's nose grows when he tells a lie. And by "nose" I mean penis, and by "tells a lie" I mean "eats a child"
.Vin Diesel knows what's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.