The Official "MK Free-For-All" thread

luxul

luxul

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Let this be the forefront of everyone's sick and twisted little jokes/ ideas/ stories/ whatever over MK. That way, there isn't a surge of pointless threads and incalculable hatred towards them. ;-) Just think of this thread like the "Just Talk" thread in the 'off-topic forums', only purely dedicated to Mortal Kombat and all its lore. Do take heed of the forum rules before going too over-the-top and things should be legit.

(Perhaps this can be "stickied?")

In any sense, IT HAS BEGUN!
 
Shao Kahn should ride into battle on Motaro. . .



Sektor should be a woman, this way I wont feel so gay. . .



Am I doing this right?
 
Doc said:
This is going to turn into a slash fiction thread. Calling it now.
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But.... Slash is real.

I wanna know this, if Skarlet was a mother, could she breast feed.

In all of MK's cast, if 2 characters had a baby, assuming there's no limits, who'd have the most interesting offspring? I'd personally say Mileena and Motaro.
 
back said:
Shao Kahn should ride into battle on Motaro. . .
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That would be freaking hilarious. Put that Centaurian to use!! That should be mandatory for Shao Kahns initial introduction. LOL

back said:
Sektor should be a woman, this way I wont feel so gay. . .
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Hmm.. interesting point. Sucktor is still Sucktor though regardless of sex. That's just how I see it. Now excuse me while I go vomit out my lunch for even mentioning the name, Sektor. :puke: ;-)

back said:
Am I doing this right?
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50/50. Haha, nah, you're doing great. :-D
 
Scorpion lives in hell right?

Why doesn't Scorpion just ask his clan how they died?



MK1 Sonya looks like Michael Bolton, imo, especially in her win pose.
 
ThatRandomGuy42 said:
Kitana, Jade and Mileena in a Cat-Fight, who'd win?

...I'm friggin bored.
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Definitely Mileena, she's the crazier one out of the bunch, she may even have crazy retard-strength too. That'd be one hell of a fight though.

... Its okay, that what this thread is for. :p

jman12343 said:
I wanna know this, if Skarlet was a mother, could she breast feed.
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Nah, just blood feed. You know, like vampires. I don't ever want to imagine blood protruding from a nipple. *shudders*

jman12343 said:
In all of MK's cast, if 2 characters had a baby, assuming there's no limits, who'd have the most interesting offspring? I'd personally say Mileena and Motaro.
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That would be one crazy-looking baby. Reptile and Sheeva... *shudders* WOOF.

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Scorpion lives in hell right?

Why doesn't Scorpion just ask his clan how they died?
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Simple, they couldn't handle the heat, so they bailed. Or maybe they went to heaven? Pfffffft

back said:
MK1 Sonya looks like Michael Bolton, imo, especially in her win pose.
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:laugh: How'd you come up with that conclusion?
 
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