The 7th Number
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Q: What did Shujinko name his pet Zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: Why did Shujinko have tire tread marks on his back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What does a Shujinko Owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you see when you look directly into Shujinko's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What did Shujinko do when he went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call Shujinko behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from Shujinko?
A: There's a stamp on it.
Q: How did Shujinko try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why can't Shujinko put in light bulbs?
A: Keep breakin em' with hammers.
Q: What happens when Shujinko developes Alzheimers?
A: His IQ goes up.
Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse Shujinko?
A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did Shujinko drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside Shujinko's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What's the difference between Shujinko and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: How can you tell if Shujinko is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: What do you call Shujinko between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on Shujinko?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
Q: What did Shujinko do when he missed the 66 Bus?
A: he took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: How do you make Shujinko's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in his ear.
Q: Did you hear about the Shujinko Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does Shujinko spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: How do you measure Shujinko's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
Q: What job function does Shujinko have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.
Q: How do you know when Shujinko has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why does Shujinko love lightning?
A: he reckon somebody is taking their photo.
NEWSFLASH: Shujinko fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Q: Why couldn't Shujinko manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: he couldn't find the recipe.
A: Spot.
Q: Why did Shujinko have tire tread marks on his back?
A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What does a Shujinko Owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you see when you look directly into Shujinko's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What did Shujinko do when he went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
Q: What do you call Shujinko behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: How can you tell a FAX has been sent from Shujinko?
A: There's a stamp on it.
Q: How did Shujinko try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why can't Shujinko put in light bulbs?
A: Keep breakin em' with hammers.
Q: What happens when Shujinko developes Alzheimers?
A: His IQ goes up.
Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse Shujinko?
A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did Shujinko drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside Shujinko's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What's the difference between Shujinko and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: How can you tell if Shujinko is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: What do you call Shujinko between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on Shujinko?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
Q: What did Shujinko do when he missed the 66 Bus?
A: he took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: How do you make Shujinko's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in his ear.
Q: Did you hear about the Shujinko Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does Shujinko spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: How do you measure Shujinko's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
Q: What job function does Shujinko have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.
Q: How do you know when Shujinko has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why does Shujinko love lightning?
A: he reckon somebody is taking their photo.
NEWSFLASH: Shujinko fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Q: Why couldn't Shujinko manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: he couldn't find the recipe.
