MK Logic: MK9 Party! Pt2

YungQ94

YungQ94

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Entering the building the three ninjas looked around for there "co-workers".

Sub-Zero: It looks like most of the gang is here.
Scropion: What do you mean by gang? Where not some damn Scooby-doo rip offs! We are Mortal Kombat!
Noob: No shit he was just saying jeez.
Smoke: It's nice everyone is here buuuuuut where the hell is the food? I got the munchies like a pothead.
Ninjas: YOU ARE A POTHEAD!!
Smoke: Oh yea. Haha.
Kitana: It's nice to see you guys made it.
*The four ninjas turned to see Kitana, and Jade*
Scropion: Well if it isn't Charlie's Angels to address us at the door. I feel special!
Jade: Oh shut up Ghost Rider's cousin.
Scropion: Don't you start guacamole!
Kitana: Guys will you chill out. This is a party mind you.
Johnny Cage: Yeah were suppose to have fun. See look there's Sonya and Jax walking in now.
Sonya: Hey guys!
*Jax comes in with a huge box with a bow on top of it.*
Scropion: What the hell is that your spare arms?
Jax: No its Eddy's present.
Sub-Zero: What is it?
Jax: It’s a surprise.
Johnny Cage: Glad you guys could make it. How have you been?
Sonya: Well me and Jax are staying together at an apartment in South San Diego.
Smoke: *With food in his mouth* Finali yu guis git hooked up!
Jax and Sonya: It's not like that!
Sub-Zero: Denial is a man's weakness.
Scropion: No doubt hehe.
Jax and Sonya: Shut up!
Jade: What do you guys do for a living?
Jax and Sonya: Police work.
Noob: Will you guys stop that same time ********!!

Meanwhile in Los Angeles, evil forces have gathered in Quan Chi's living room.

Quan Chi: Guys hurry up were going to be late!
Shang Tsung: It's not our fault! Your the one who had to take a damn two hour shower!
Ermac: DADDY!! We can’t find our bow tie!
Shang Tsung: I ain’t your ****ing daddy! And your bow tie is on the table.
Quan Chi: Babe have you’ve seen our present for Boony?
Shang Tsung: It’s in our bedroom.

I bet your wondering why both forces of sorcery our talking like they’re in a relationship. Well they are but not both of them are men. After MK vs DC, Quan Chi spent all his money by gambling in Las Vegas. Having lost all of it, he was in deep trouble with the FGR (Federal Gambling Representatives). He used his magic to change himself into a full fledge woman. Having the FGR off HER trail, Quan Chi thought it would be better to be a woman for now. As for Shang Tsung hooking up with Quan Chi, Shang Tsung used all his money on liquor of expensive taste. When Quan Chi returned, as a woman, Shang Tsung was drunk off his ass. He thought Quan Chi was the most beautiful woman in the world to stumble on his doorstep. SHE had tan skin, short black hair, nice breasts and a cute ass. Thus he asked HER to go out with him. Quan Chi thought SHE roll with this plan and now there in a relationship. Ewww.

Doorbell rings. Baraka, Mileena, and Reptile appear at the doorstep.
Baraka: Hey!
Shang Tsung: AHHH!! Oh you’re not a shark out of water, whew.
Mileena: Hey Uncle!
Shang Tsung: Why do you and Ermac consist to make me apart of your family?
Reptile: Cause you created them in your foul flesh pits.
Baraka: I think you mean foul vagina.
Reptile and Baraka: Hahahahahaha.
Quan Chi: Now boys don’t tease their father.
Shang Tsung: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
*Everybody falls silent but still giggle*
Shang Tsung: Now where the hell is Cow-Skull and Frankenstein’s wife?
**Shao Khan and Sindel appear at the door**
Shao Khan: Who are you calling Cow-Skull, Raccon whisker’s!?
Shang Tsung: You Thong Boy!
*Both of them glare at each other*
Shao Khan: Hahahaha! Good to see ya.
Shng Tsung: Hahahaha! You too.
*Thy do a secret handshake*
Mileena: Daddy!
Ermac: Uncle!
Shao Khan: Hey kids! You guys treating your family ok?
Mileena and Ermac: Yes!
Shang Tsung: I’M NOT YOUR DAMN FAMILY!!
Sindel: Oh calm down Shang. Shall we be leaving?
Shang Tsung: Yeah let’s go.
*They teleport at the party to see everyone*
Kitana: Good you guys made it just in time! Boon’s at the door tight now. Smoke hit the lights!
*Smoke hits the lights by punching it*
Noob: No you ass, with your finger!
Smoke: Oh. *Hits the light*
**Boon walks in**
MK KAST: SURPRISE!!!


Look out for Pt3!
 
Raccoon Whisker's didn't get told by Frankenstein's Wife haha, this is one of the best parties out there.. waiting to see what happens next
 
Thank goodness I smoke trees it made this even better! Funniest part is I picture Quan Chi as a chick being really hot...but he still has that deep ass voice. Imojizay!
 
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battle_scarz13 said:
Thank goodness I smoke trees it made this even better! Funniest part is I picture Quan Chi being really hot...but he still has that deep ass voice. Imojizay!
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Quan Chi is hot (Eww). Also he doesn't have that deep ass when he's a woman. He sounds like a smart girl, only realllllllly hot.
 
YungQ94 said:
Quan Chi is hot (Eww). Also he doesn't have that deep ass when he's a woman. He sounds like a smart girl, only realllllllly hot.
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Wait? I thought you said he was a hot chick in this story? That's what I meant dude not him being hot as a dude....no...just no! And if he's transformed into a hot chick and sounds like a hot chick then where's the comedy? I mean its funny he's doin Shang Tsung but it would add another layer if he still had a mans voice with the body of a sexy female. Another suggestion instead of breaking into a big expository section about how he was turned into a woman. Have Shang ask himself "how did I end up in this messed up situation." And do a flashback sequence of Quan in vegas up to when he transforms himself. You're the author so its up to you. But it would read smoother without all the out of story exposition.
 
battle_scarz13 said:
Wait? I thought you said he was a hot chick in this story? That's what I meant dude not him being hot as a dude....no...just no! And if he's transformed into a hot chick and sounds like a hot chick then where's the comedy? I mean its funny he's doin Shang Tsung but it would add another layer if he still had a mans voice with the body of a sexy female. Another suggestion instead of breaking into a big expository section about how he was turned into a woman. Have Shang ask himself "how did I end up in this messed up situation." And do a flashback sequence of Quan in vegas up to when he transforms himself. You're the author so its up to you. But it would read smoother without all the out of story exposition.
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Oh my fault! Quan Chi (no homo) was never hot. Here's the thing, if Quan Chi had his normal voice then it would defeat the purpose. Shang Tsung would fine out instantly because they were roomates he could recognize his voice (Your right i do need to do a flash back scene). Besides Quan Chi is hiding from the FGR so he can't use his normal voice. He's trying to be sercretive. Trust me, Quan Chi + woman voice + big reveal= Hilraious outcome. As for the lack of story exposition ill do that through dialogue and more flashbacks to explain the kombatants situation.
 
YungQ94 said:
Oh my fault! Quan Chi (no homo) was never hot. Here's the thing, if Quan Chi had his normal voice then it would defeat the purpose. Shang Tsung would fine out instantly because they were roomates he could recognize his voice (Your right i do need to do a flash back scene). Besides Quan Chi is hiding from the FGR so he can't use his normal voice. He's trying to be sercretive. Trust me, Quan Chi + woman voice + big reveal= Hilraious outcome. As for the lack of story exposition ill do that through dialogue and more flashbacks to explain the kombatants situation.
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Oh! Okay I thought Shang already knew it was him! In that case maybe you could do a scene where Quan Chis spell starts wearing off at the party and he has to try and get away to hide it from Shang. But definitely waiting for the shit fit Shang will have when he finds out!LOL!
 
battle_scarz13 said:
Oh! Okay I thought Shang already knew it was him! In that case maybe you could do a scene where Quan Chis spell starts wearing off at the party and he has to try and get away to hide it from Shang. But definitely waiting for the shit fit Shang will have when he finds out!LOL!
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SHHHHH!!! NO spoiling plot points >:[. Its a surprise. ur idea is funny though but its to soon.
 
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