make a wish game! (Twisted Metal style!)

granted, but they tell you they think of you whille cleaning themselves.

I wish I'd never started this spampool of a topic! XD
 
Granted, but you've just created an Oxymoronic Paradox, having a limited and limitless amount of tea produced at the same time and you've destroyed the universe because of it. WTG...

I wish it wasn't so damn hot outside.
 
granted but as soon as you walk outside some asshole with a butcher's knife kills you

I wish paradoxs didn't exist
 
granted but then you get assaulted by Al Gore for volunteering in altering reality.

I wish I could touch lava without a scratch occuring.
 
Vigilante_FireDragon said:
I wish this damn heat will go on forever.
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Um, granted I think [not sure what you mean]

I wish that I could nail jelly to the ceiling of my room, and that raw eggs could bounce like balls. Also that air was drinkable like Egg Nog [grant that lot, hahaha]
 
All granted except you get arrested and all the chickens in the world die so no more eggs and air is drinkable and cause all of the humans to move to the moon.

I wish....I had my drums by now.
 
granted, but an angry mob mows you down for returning at a formal affair in your bedclothes, aka your underwear.

i wish i was the world's best athlete at every thing athletic.
 
Granted but then you get assasinated for being so popular.

I wish I coul play Flight of the Bumblebee by NRK on Guitar.
 
Granted, but then you lose all control and source ends up taking your pants and your life.

I wish I could go to ritas...i'm hungary.
 
You can, but it turns out to be nothing more than a spec of space dust. It turns out to be radioactive so your hair falls out, you develop uncontrollable bleeding of the mouth, under the skin and in the kidneys, you go sterile, your immune system fails, your gastric cells die, causing massive diarrhea and intestinal bleeding. This all precedes your eventual slip into
dementia, coma, then death.

Have a nice day :grin:

I wish Dale Jr. would win the Pepsi 400

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Bah, took too long to get all the symptoms of radiation sickness... This was for VFD's post, obviously
 
Granted, but then the forum system changes again and you lose your mind.


I wish I wasn't so thirsty.
 
granted, but then you get REVERSE-dehydration, and you blow up like a water-balloon! haHA!

I wish Ed Boon would do things the RIGHT way, the old way.
 
kold_as_ice92 said:
I wish Ed Boon would do things the RIGHT way, the old way.
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Amen to that, brother. I can't say otherwise because it's true.

I wish Katy Beckinsdale was 'GAY' [so no other guy could have her]
 
Granted, but then she starts a relationship with the queen, and makes you spew your dinner dude, leading to you having to clean the floor, leading you to injuring your back while doing so, leading you to be a cripple, leading you to think i wish i hadnt wished for her to be gay in the first place, coz none of this wooda happened!! *breathes*

I wish...i wish that everyone could just get along with each other, and not have arguements, and not be nasty, horrible, vindictive sons of bitches towards each other. Also, i could go for a can of coke right about now, so i wish for one of them, straight from the fridge, in a tall glass, with ice, and lemon:)
 
Granted, but then the whole world ends up being populated by Homosexuals and the human population phases out due to zero reproduction. Oh, and the can of coke explodes when you crack it open :p

I wish wrestling was worth a damn these days
 
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