make a wish game! (Twisted Metal style!)

[Dorn]

Granted but then you inexplicably lose your hand in some overly non sensical way.

I wish I was cool enough to be emo :shock:

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but you cut yourself and then you develop pneumonia.. or something.... the point is you die. you die long time.

I wish I was a Super-Mega-Death-Ray

 

[I'm_cool666]

granted, but your last years model



I wish I couls fly and had laser beams for eyes

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but when you saw the wings for the first time, they got lasered off.

I wish I was a cup.

 

[lost_victory]

Granted but to bat im deaf and you are now a pup.

I wish to be a great movie maker

 

[The Immortal King]

Granted but to bat im deaf and you are now a pup.

I wish to be a great movie maker

granted but to bat im deaf and you are now a groovy shaker 8)

i wish for 3 more wishes(someone had to :lol: )

 

[Skythe]

Granted, but they all must be wishes for Celine Dion cd's.


I wish Trmk had less idiots. :/

 

[The Immortal King]

granted, your gone!

 

[Skythe]

My gone? Since when do I have a gone?

You fail to understand my wish. I was not asking to be removed from the forums. I was wishing that there be less stupidity in this place. Though with people like you freely posting here, I don't see that one coming true. If you're going to flame me, which by the way that is classified as a flame, then make sure you actually possess intelligence. It might help you a bit. You can't win at poker if you only posses one card.

 

[The Immortal King]

My gone? Since when do I have a gone?

You fail to understand my wish. I was not asking to be removed from the forums. I was wishing that there be less stupidity in this place. Though with people like you freely posting here, I don't see that one coming true. If you're going to flame me, which by the way that is classified as a flame, then make sure you actually possess intelligence. It might help you a bit. You can't win at poker if you only posses one card.

If you think that was flaming your dillusional bud.
trust me you'd know if i was flaming you.

 

[Prophet]

If you thought he was flaming you, then it only proves his point :lol:

I wish I was Helen Keller

 

[Kona]

Granted...but in turn you are returned back in time to her home. Too bad it is 10 seconds before she dies.


I wish I had this guitar.

 

[Gororules]

granted, but the owner of it sues you.

I wish i had some fish sticks

 

[Kona]

Granted but then you get sick and die.

I wish I could meet Brian May.

 

[Gororules]

granted! but since i have no idea who that is, I summon Tom Hanks instead.

I wish my contacts didnt get so dry

 

[lost_victory]

Granted but there a shit load of water now

I wish i was king

 

[The Immortal King]

tough! :wink:

i wish i had more beer in my fridge

 

[lost_victory]

Granted. To bad you fridge is one of those mini ones

I wish for ice cream

 

[Gororules]

Granted, but it's tampon flavored.

I wish the neigbor would turn down his ghetto ass music

 

[kold_as_ice92]

he turns it off, but then blasts crappy polka records his neighbor gave him.

I wish I became SubZero and started dating Frost