Wow, if noob made me pop wood, then Liu just threw ice water on my crotch! He looks like a very boring character. His moves are just, I don't know, lacking and dull. Gobble-bobble bleeble blooble after every punch, kick, and blink of his weird looking eyes is unecessary. Johnny's Alt looks silly. I see NRS just can't help themselves but make stupid shit in their games. They remind me of a kid at a piano recital with perfect skills but has to blurt out turrets-like curses. Bloody, dark, grim, JOHNNY IN A BLUE SUIT! Wicked intros, unique poses, characters have distinctive personalities, LIU KANG GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!