it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

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so some nut job in a country I can't remember right now (think it could have been russia) said that parts of a comet that's passing near the earth are gonna hit us since they broke off apperently not to long ago.
so basically we're all gonna be screwed and there's gonna be a 2000 meter high tsunami.
to top that the reason he beleives this is because he had a dream about it and beleives aliens beamed the dream to his head.

so I'll see ya on the other side if there is one I guess.

HAPPY ARMAGEDDON EVERYONE!


btw,this is supposed to happen today.
worst part is I dunno what time and I don't wanna go outside without any reason to see that 200 m titan sized wave come this way.



so anyways since I don't have a car,and I don't have any money,or gf or whatever I guess I'm gonna die a virgin.
oh well,I guess there are worst things.
I could have had a worst life.
I damn sure should have had a better one but eh.can't do shit about it now.

btw,I dunno how much I beleive this shit.
just wanted to talk about it and make a nice little thread on "the end of the world" *que dramatic appocalyptic type mood music*

so uhhh...yeah..that's what we're dealin' with here.any thoughts?
 
I'm refusing to belive this. If this was the case dont you think NASA or any other agency would have discovered this first?

It's probably some werido who wants attention.
 
Masta-Dante said:
I'm refusing to belive this. If this was the case dont you think NASA or any other agency would have discovered this first?

It's probably some werido who wants attention.
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...who would you rather believe NASA or a guy with a direct beam to the freakin' mothership?

Well! It's been fun, eh?
 
Ethix said:
Masta-Dante said:
I'm refusing to belive this. If this was the case dont you think NASA or any other agency would have discovered this first?

It's probably some werido who wants attention.
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...who would you rather believe NASA or a guy with a direct beam to the freakin' mothership?
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:lol:

yeah man.
he's got the green space channel in his brain,and he pays$ $9.99 per month for service from the space people.
 
I personally don't believe in this since his only source to back it up are the voices in his head. I'm going to have to call BS on this armageddon prediction.
 
Wouldn't it be scary to just randomly look on CNN.com (woah, that's scary enough) and to find something like that ON the frontpage?

"Killer Tsunami Kills Us All!"
source: CNN.com

A 200-foot tsunami is travelling at 6000MPH as a fragment of a passing comet strikes earth. So far, Japan has been sunken by the tsunami, and Irkutsk and Mongolia are sure to follow. We're all done for. Hi Mom. I never loved George W. Bush, I just preferred him.

And for the record the world will end in 2486 because of all the natural resources being used up. Chaw.
 
Well, i've been out side for the past hour and there is nothing to be worried about.

Armageddon is just a hardcore christain "LETS BEG THE LORD FOR FORGIVENESS!!!" prank, I NEVER FALL FOR IT!
 
Masta-Dante said:
Well, i've been out side for the past hour and there is nothing to be worried about.

Armageddon is just a hardcore christain "LETS BEG THE LORD FOR FORGIVENESS!!!" prank, I NEVER FALL FOR IT!
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well I mean armageddon as just an end of the world scenario.not the religious non-sence "0H N03S T3H D3v1L!!!1!"

I dunno man,doesn't really matter,my fuckin' life is screwed anyways.
 
Damn, I can't believe I actually missed armageddon. On the bright side, it appears I'm the only one to have survived, so I guess I can start looting all the porn shops now.

Ah well, if a tsunami was ever to hit the coasts, I'd be fine, because I live in a mountain town that's approximately 6500 feet above sea level. *maniacal laughter*
 
DeathcoreRyknow said:
Ah well, if a tsunami was ever to hit the coasts, I'd be fine, because I live in a mountain town that's approximately 6500 feet above sea level. *maniacal laughter*
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That's what they said in Noahs day, dude. Many people laughed at the mere thought that a global encompassing deluge would occur, yet it did. And when the great flood hit the Earth. it rained for 40 days and 40 nights the like of which has never been repeated. The highest mountain at that time had its absolute peak more than 1/4 of a mile under water.

Imagine that shit?! :shock:
 
Global Warming. Ice caps will melt. Animals will be extinct, and our temperatures will begin to increase rapidly. Sweet. I can either develop melanoma or cancer.. hmm..
 
well...it's been over half a day since this was supposed to happen and we're apperently still here.

the guy that came up with this shit was some frenchy dude that dreamed this would happen and used a bit of Phsudo-science,religious prophesy,mis-information,and just plain paranoia.

my guess is it was just gas :wink:
 
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