How To Survive A Horror Movie
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I realize some of these are repeats, but i just thought of some..
Always keep your gun loaded.
If you ever have the killer at gunpoint, go ahead and shoot them, they'll just kill you if you don't.
Don't stand by doors.
Stay out of basements and derelict buildings.
Aim your weapon!!!
Don't go outside and wander aimlessly in the woods when you hear a noise outside your cabin.
Don't take a shower
Don't go swimming in the lake/pond/ any body of water
Don't go camping
Don't just stand and scream and cry as the killer breaks into your room
If you hear a strange noise in your house/apartment and a door slightly opens, get the hell out.
Don't search your house in a blackout or when the power turns off.
Don't get your child a doll of any kind
Don't leave corkscrews or any other pointy objects lying on the counters or in plain sight...they will be used against you.
Don't go into an empty barn
Don't answer the phone at all
Never go back to get your dog or possessions
Don't go to sleep
Also, don't sleep on a thin bed, you could be stabbed from underneath.
Don't check your blood pressure in a zombie-filled mall
Don't wear high heels when running from a killer
Don't go into the hidden side of your penthouse/apartment building through strange tunnels
If there are spells on the side of the walls in your apartment, leave
If you see an abandoned toolbox somewhere...leave
if you manage to "kill" the killer, run away, or just continue to shoot or stab at it.
Don't ever stand near windows
Stay off the moors!
Stay out of abandoned mines and caves.
Don't take the leprechaun's gold or swallow it for that matter
Don't stand around in the fog, eventually something will come out to kill you
Don't stand in corners of rooms, you're just asking to die.
If your loved one becomes a zombie or whatever..don't just stand there and cry
Don't have sex...no brainer.
Don't pull a previously possessed person out of the fireplace, where they were burning, they'll kill you.
Stay out of a basement with a dirt floor, something will rise up.
If your new neighbor has a coffin, move out of the neighborhood
Don't take off your clothes...no brainer.
Don't go out to buy some drugs
Well, there you are, there are some repeats, and they may not be funny but life goes on.
And speaking of the Blair Witch Project, which i have never seen, i am a distant relative of one of the directors. I'm not a blood relative though. He's my grandpa's, cousin's step-son i think.
I realize some of these are repeats, but i just thought of some..
Always keep your gun loaded.
If you ever have the killer at gunpoint, go ahead and shoot them, they'll just kill you if you don't.
Don't stand by doors.
Stay out of basements and derelict buildings.
Aim your weapon!!!
Don't go outside and wander aimlessly in the woods when you hear a noise outside your cabin.
Don't take a shower
Don't go swimming in the lake/pond/ any body of water
Don't go camping
Don't just stand and scream and cry as the killer breaks into your room
If you hear a strange noise in your house/apartment and a door slightly opens, get the hell out.
Don't search your house in a blackout or when the power turns off.
Don't get your child a doll of any kind
Don't leave corkscrews or any other pointy objects lying on the counters or in plain sight...they will be used against you.
Don't go into an empty barn
Don't answer the phone at all
Never go back to get your dog or possessions
Don't go to sleep
Also, don't sleep on a thin bed, you could be stabbed from underneath.
Don't check your blood pressure in a zombie-filled mall
Don't wear high heels when running from a killer
Don't go into the hidden side of your penthouse/apartment building through strange tunnels
If there are spells on the side of the walls in your apartment, leave
If you see an abandoned toolbox somewhere...leave
if you manage to "kill" the killer, run away, or just continue to shoot or stab at it.
Don't ever stand near windows
Stay off the moors!
Stay out of abandoned mines and caves.
Don't take the leprechaun's gold or swallow it for that matter
Don't stand around in the fog, eventually something will come out to kill you
Don't stand in corners of rooms, you're just asking to die.
If your loved one becomes a zombie or whatever..don't just stand there and cry
Don't have sex...no brainer.
Don't pull a previously possessed person out of the fireplace, where they were burning, they'll kill you.
Stay out of a basement with a dirt floor, something will rise up.
If your new neighbor has a coffin, move out of the neighborhood
Don't take off your clothes...no brainer.
Don't go out to buy some drugs
Well, there you are, there are some repeats, and they may not be funny but life goes on.
And speaking of the Blair Witch Project, which i have never seen, i am a distant relative of one of the directors. I'm not a blood relative though. He's my grandpa's, cousin's step-son i think.
im_a_loner_dottie_a_rebel
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i will tell you what i told the co&ca message board on the topic of zombie epidemics,
inferno420 said:
Angel
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Here is one even the writers forget, if the whole town has been turned into zombies, chances are the wildlife is too. Do not trust any fly, cat dog, flea, bee, etc in sight.
Its amazing how some writers don't even consider that if the whole town is infected, that the wildlife might impose a bigger threat then the people.
Yeah this came from goosebumps TV show... I was flicking through the chanels one day and saw it. (weak, horror TV series, not very scary at all).
Its amazing how some writers don't even consider that if the whole town is infected, that the wildlife might impose a bigger threat then the people.
Yeah this came from goosebumps TV show... I was flicking through the chanels one day and saw it. (weak, horror TV series, not very scary at all).
Don't make jokes about death, ironically, that's how you will end up.
Start consuming caffeine, I have!
Don't close your eyes and dance, while listening to some speed metal that drowns out all other sounds.
Don't try to be the big, bad, superhero, you're gonna die.
Don't try to punch out the huge killer, it ain't gonna work.
Don't worship the devil, then when the ting you are worshipping comes, don't grovel. It's the devil for a reason, it ain't gonna care.
Start consuming caffeine, I have!
Don't close your eyes and dance, while listening to some speed metal that drowns out all other sounds.
Don't try to be the big, bad, superhero, you're gonna die.
Don't try to punch out the huge killer, it ain't gonna work.
Don't worship the devil, then when the ting you are worshipping comes, don't grovel. It's the devil for a reason, it ain't gonna care.
Noob-Ermac
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Don't mind the screaming and moaning coming from under your bed and jump out the window right next to you 
Run
Don't be on drugs
Don't act like your me
Log on to TRMK and everything will be fine!
Run
Don't be on drugs
Don't act like your me
Log on to TRMK and everything will be fine!
The 7th Number
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dont be black?
ohh wait busta rhymes got through a halloween...i dunno how he managed that without a gun.
ohh wait busta rhymes got through a halloween...i dunno how he managed that without a gun.
If you stab someone and they don't either
A)die
B)flinch
C)scream
D)something that signifies that it hurt
then they are not human!!!!!!
if you are a girl then you are already dead
If you are gothic youre dead
If you didnt graduate high school youre dead
If you find out the truth don't try to tell someone (especcialy the cops) you will die before you get the chance to
If youre a drug addict or a drunk then don't attempt anything you will die
don't say bloody mary 5 times she will kill you
If you killed someone and don't go to jail for it kill yourself immediatly (otherwise all youre freinds and family are dead (If you dont do this youre a dumb ass!!!!))
A)die
B)flinch
C)scream
D)something that signifies that it hurt
then they are not human!!!!!!
if you are a girl then you are already dead
If you are gothic youre dead
If you didnt graduate high school youre dead
If you find out the truth don't try to tell someone (especcialy the cops) you will die before you get the chance to
If youre a drug addict or a drunk then don't attempt anything you will die
don't say bloody mary 5 times she will kill you
If you killed someone and don't go to jail for it kill yourself immediatly (otherwise all youre freinds and family are dead (If you dont do this youre a dumb ass!!!!))