Do you think any of the MK girls ever got laid?

Omg lmao at the Frost x Sareena coupling! Never thought of that one! Let's throw Tanya in there just for kicks eh?
 
Kosta said:
Plus, Sindel was married. Twice. What a bitch :-P

Btw, awesome topic, very funny convo on AIM, and uber funny post there by the Chief ;)
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no she wasn't Shao kahn just ressurected Sindel not married her or got busy with her or anything
 
She married twice... Once to King Jerrod, second to Shao Kahn when he killed Jerrod and took their realm for his own. Though why I don't know, perhaps he though he could clear some unrest amongst the Edenians or something.
 
Yea, that was the whole basis for Kahn's invasion of Earthrealm in MK3. Sindel, his wife, was reborn on earth and the rules allowed him to open a portal to claim her.
 
kitana got her cherry poped, milena gives blow jobs, sindel got fucked in the ass, sonya got fucked by jonny cage, kira is a ho, tanya sucks dick, sheeva cant get none, lei mei gives any thing, frost sicks dick.
 
ninja specter said:
kitana got her cherry poped
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"Poped" as in the late Pope? Or you mean "Poop" ?

ninja specter said:
milena gives blow jobs
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You're kidding me, right? Have you seen her teeth? :shock:

ninja specter said:
sindel got !@#$ in the ass
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Sindel got an Exclaimation mark, And=at symbol, Hash symbol and a Dollar sign in the ass? Whatever turns you I guess.

ninja specter said:
sonya got !@#$ by jonny cage
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No he didn't. I screwed her, dude.

ninja specter said:
kira is a ho
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That's very Christian of her I think.

ninja specter said:
tanya sucks dick
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Get in line buddy, me first k? k.

ninja specter said:
sheeva cant get none
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Four arms = a wild handjob. Who cares what she looks like, dude.

ninja specter said:
lei mei gives any thing
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Including every sexually transmitted disease known in the universe.

ninja specter said:
frost sicks dick.
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Sicks?
 
TheFreak said:
hm... interesting. How much you wanna bet Sheeva & Nitara are into bondage?
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Remembering Nitara's 2nd outfit*A very awesome outfit it is*, thats not hard to believe. I can't say for Sheeva.

But bondage is a good thing.

well thats the way I see it. :twisted:
 
It all depends on who's doin' the bonding...and who's getting bound. In sheeva's case...I'd be freakin' terrified.
 
Kitana couldn't have gotten laid with Lui. Being Asian I'm sure he fell a little short of the mark of where you'd consider it being "laid".

I think it was more like she was poked.


The rest, eh I think they were too busy with their jobs to consider any dicks.
 
ninja specter said:
kitana got her cherry poped
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Poped? Is that a term the pope's have coined following a nice romp in the sheets?
"Yeah bitch, you just got poped.

frost sicks dick.
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Lol, she's a gagger?

Don't forget Jade. She carries around the largest dildo in the MK Universe...
 
I bet they all have, well, maybe not Ashrah, but no one cares about her.

I would personally love to go with Kira, Queen Sindel, Tanya, Li Mei, and Nitara
 
KiraXX said:
I would personally love to go with Kira, Queen Sindel, Tanya, Li Mei, and Nitara
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You would?

May I ask you a question without possibly offending you? Because It's not my intention to do so. Are you a Lesbian or that way inclined at all?
 
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