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Darth Sadistic said:
ChiefThunder said:
Goraka said:
looks like another small-dick movie
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DS's kinda movie :lol:
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:lol: LMAO :lol:

Just one question. What's a small dick movie? :?
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A movie that mal-equipped men go to see cos real women wouldn't touch em with a 10 foot pole, not even to break it over their heads
 
I'm trying to say from my previous posts is that sometimes movie coming from games that don't have that sort of storyline to it, not only I will be confused but I also lose interest in it.
 
Vigilante_FireDragon said:
I'm trying to say from my previous posts is that sometimes movie coming from games that don't have that sort of storyline to it, not only I will be confused but I also lose interest in it.
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I'm not going to see this movie for the storyline, dude.

I'm seeing it primarily for the FREQUENT BOUNCE factor.

In other words 'BOOBS' :lol:
 
ChiefThunder said:
Vigilante_FireDragon said:
I'm trying to say from my previous posts is that sometimes movie coming from games that don't have that sort of storyline to it, not only I will be confused but I also lose interest in it.
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I'm not going to see this movie for the storyline, dude.

I'm seeing it primarily for the FREQUENT BOUNCE factor.

In other words 'BOOBS' :lol:
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If they do have any! 8) Maybe your eyes will be amazed by them that you'll be addicted to it until you die.
 
ChiefThunder said:
Vigilante_FireDragon said:
I'm trying to say from my previous posts is that sometimes movie coming from games that don't have that sort of storyline to it, not only I will be confused but I also lose interest in it.
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I'm not going to see this movie for the storyline, dude.

I'm seeing it primarily for the FREQUENT BOUNCE factor.

In other words 'BOOBS' :lol:
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Dude, it won't even have that, they cast Devon Aoki as Kasumi.
 
Ethix said:
ChiefThunder said:
Vigilante_FireDragon said:
I'm trying to say from my previous posts is that sometimes movie coming from games that don't have that sort of storyline to it, not only I will be confused but I also lose interest in it.
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I'm not going to see this movie for the storyline, dude.

I'm seeing it primarily for the FREQUENT BOUNCE factor.

In other words 'BOOBS' :lol:
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Dude, it won't even have that, they cast Devon Aoki as Kasumi.
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Devon Aoki is hot and I like her small boobies :D lol
 
This chick wouldve been great as Kasumi IMO, except she never would have gotten it as shes a porn star named Tia Tanaka.

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undertaker3x7 said:
And Im sure Team Ninja could make a 3d movie 10x better than anything Hollywood could ever dream of coming up with.
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Team Ninja doesn't do any of the CG movies in their games. Those are done by a company called Polygon Magic; they're decent enough but they don't even touch Robot or Shirogumi CG (Onimusha series, some RE etc.).

Anyway, this movie is destined to be among the ranks of Uwe Boll's masterpieces (despite having a decent action director). The DOA series itself has relied on sex appeal to stand out and even attract fans.. so I think a porno would've worked out better :lol:

As bad as this is, the Tekken movie is probably going to be even worse since it's being directed by the same man who brought you Drumline and Mr. 3000. Not much known about the cast, but I believe Jorge Garcia (big guy on Lost.. caucasian features) was cast to play Ganryu. The sad thing is, Tekken was going to be a CG feature until Namco sold their CG movie subisidiary two years ago (though the game CGI is still done internally)
 
Well it's not the kind of movie where you can expect Goverment conspiracy plot lol, and even if there were a plot, would you go watch the movie for it? Certainly not. I'll surely put my brain on the seat next to and try to enjoy lol!
 
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