Characters you dont care about

Characters I like the least, by order of appearance:

Sheeva
Stryker
Chameleon
Khameleon
Kai
Meat
Shinnok
Jarek (Kano replacement character)
Blaze
Bo Rai Cho (just redidulous)
Drahmin
Frost (Sub-Zero clone WITH TITS)
Hsu Hao
Kenshi
Li Mei
Mavado (Kabal replacement character)
Mokap
Moloch
Nitara
Ashrah
Hotaru
Dairou
Darrius
Kira
Kobra
Onaga
Shujinko
Taven
Daegon


The other 34 characters, I like.

I pretty much agree with all of this. Except I don't mind Sheeva, Stryker, Kenshi, or Li Mei.
 
Lol nobody sees a point in her besides being an 8 foot punching bag! But its ok, i like Stryker and people still hate him even after they upgraded/updated him.

Dude Stryker is MF'n beast after his upgrade...lol Yeah he's in my rotation..

I'm not good with Sheeva (yet) trying to at least, but I think it's just cuz I find it really interesting on trying to bang her...thus I have a fanboy faptastic crush on her for it...just imagine that...how aggressive would that be??? lol
 
Sheeva has so little purpose. She never really moves the story forward in a way that could only be done by her. Anyone could do the things she does. It's nifty and all to be able to play as a Shokan who isn't as slow as Goro or Kintaro, but I have yet to see her do anything to justify her inclusion in any game past her first inclusion. They tried in MK3, she failed, they never did anything special with her in her future appearances.

Baraka is one that I care about conceptually, but there rarely seems to be an ounce of practicality to his appearances. He never really moves forward in the story. He's some big, badass general in Shao Kahn's army. He's the leader of the Tarkatans. He's a pitiful henchman who seems to have one purpose: getting wailed on to move other people's stories forward. He could be cool, but as far as how he's actually used, couldn't care less.

Sindel is one I never really knew too terribly much about her until this most recent game. She never interested me, but I figured I'd give her a shot since she's in the newest game. I was still wildly unimpressed. Her sacrifice to protect Earthrealm was solid, but from there...nada. She never did another thing to interest me. Her huge melee in the Story Mode kinda irked me in some ways, but never really piqued my interest.

*shrugs*
 
Dude Stryker is MF'n beast after his upgrade...lol Yeah he's in my rotation..

I'm not good with Sheeva (yet) trying to at least, but I think it's just cuz I find it really interesting on trying to bang her...thus I have a fanboy faptastic crush on her for it...just imagine that...how aggressive would that be??? lol

Thats actually smart. If i saw someone use Sheeva and Sindel on tag I'd shit myself because I'd think they actually knew how to use them.
 
but I think it's just cuz I find it really interesting on trying to bang her...thus I have a fanboy faptastic crush on her for it...just imagine that...how aggressive would that be??? lol



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