And so the child of Shame was conceived....

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whatashame

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Yeah, short and sweet: I've known for four and a half months that my girlfriend and I were going to have a bouncing baby something, but I found out yesterday that the little worm in fact has a worm between his legs (and a damned good sized one by 6"inched people terms go), and isn't the least bit ashamed to show everyone interested in seeing a boy's junk!

So yeah, baby! OldSchool31, er, I mean, Whatamotherfukinshame, is fittin' to be a Daddy!!11!!!OMG WTF!11!!!!11

Snap, crackle, BIA!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :shock: :D :shock: :!:
 
K1LLKANO said:
Grats and GL with the fatherhood thing, WAS
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Thanks, man! I've dodged the bullet for 34 years now, so I guess karma and inevitability denoted it was time to toss the thrown up to my blood-given successor. Amen.
 
Good luck with that indeed. Man, the thought of having a kid just makes me shudder.

Anyway, congratulations! Don't damage him too much psychologically, now. :P
 
DeathcoreRyknow said:
Good luck with that indeed. Man, the thought of having a kid just makes me shudder.
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It did the same to me all these years, right up until I saw him on the ultrasound yesterday adn I saw him sucking his thumb, wiggling around and grabbing at his meat wrench (just like Daddy loves to do). After that, it was all good. Believe me, words from an old school player: The shit puts EVERYTHING into perspective.
 
congrats WAS!!!!! :D :D :D your gonna be a daddy! let's celebrate! *music and all this cool stuff happens behind me*



LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
congratulations to your fatherhood WAS. I hope you teach him to like people or else he is gonna be the new gangster :lol:
 
Oh snap, the grandfather of the MK community is a father now! Congrats, man, truly. I'm sure you'll teach the kid some of the finer aspects of life. Good luck with that.
 
Thanks, guys. Yeah, it is pretty amazing stuff. I have a video tape of the ultrasound, and that shit is truly humbling to watch. I never thought I'd be a father, but whattaya know.
 
whatashame said:
Yeah, short and sweet: I've known for four and a half months that my girlfriend and I were going to have a bouncing baby something, but I found out yesterday that the little worm in fact has a worm between his legs (and a damned good sized one by 6"inched people terms go), and isn't the least bit ashamed to show everyone interested in seeing a boy's junk!

So yeah, baby! OldSchool31, er, I mean, Whatamotherfukinshame, is fittin' to be a Daddy!!11!!!OMG WTF!11!!!!11

Snap, crackle, BIA!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :shock: :D :shock: :!:
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Wow!!!! I didn't think at your advanced age the ol' cream fountain worked let alone that your boys could still swim.

Congratulations, I hope he grows up to be just like me.
 
Hey, hey fellas! Lickthoseshots, my man!! :D

To answer all new questions, the little one is due June 25th, I'm having a boy!!! And, we are naming him Daegan. How different is that?!?!
 
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