I have too many, but here are the main ones and in no particular order.
1. People who think they are really cool by playing retarded teeny bopper music from their car stereos cranked right up while driving along. So loud infact that everyone else can hear the gay rubbish whether or not they want to. Go listen to that tripe in a padded cell.
2. Drivers who sit on your arse no less than 30 cms [12 inches] from you while one hand is on the cell phone calling their mentally challenged counterparts or their buddies and the other hand is on their stereo looking for yet more gayass tunes. [see above]
3. Terrorists, go fuck yourself in the arse with a nuclear warhead then blow the fuck up already. And that goes for all those "waste of the ozone layer" faggots. You all need to stop thinking you're the shit.
4. Female celebrities that waste $25,000 on getting their hair done for a wedding. When their haridressing bill could feed the population of Rhwanda for a month.
5. Dumb fucks who complain endlessly about a site or forum that has been upgdraded for the better. Then they leave, bitching all the way to the door, only to return as a Sock account and continue their endless moronic bitching about everything and everyone. Cool huh?
6. So called "good buddies" who haven't got the time of day for you even when they tell you they have all the spare time in the world to hangout n shit [fuck you]
7. Breaking up with a gal who then wants to be your bestest buddy even when she goes out with your best mate or another guy who she swears she didn't even like only just last week. Talk about getting stabbed in the back then turning the blade. I hate sluts too. Keep all your diseases to yourselves.
8. People who think that "missing the game" or "not getting the last chip in the bottom of the packet" or "have to suffer a weekly allowance of just $50" is being hard done by. Go out and see the real world and its problems. Rest assured that someone somewhere is far worse off than you at any given time.
9. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a baby they named Brandelina. Oh please "WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT"? Stop clogging up our tabloids with your "Look at me im screwng the latest greatest actor/actress" crap.
10. Cruelty to animals. How about we get the torturers and strap them down for a few hours while pouring a new perfume into your eyes to see if it's harmful to humans. Just so some whore [see above] and her like, can smell like sweet pussy for the fans at some gala event.
11. Movies that claim to be the "most contraversial" of the year. Oh please we have seen it all and then some. So please stop getting our hopes up by making a movie that really is "CONTRAVERSIAL" In this day and age, the most shocking movie gets no more than a slight frown or a slightly raised eyebrow from most people including me.
12. Dogs in my neighbourhood that never STFU! I love animals, but some of these Dogs have dumbass owners, and I blame them. Not the poor animals. If you can't at least walk your poor Dog and look after it, then think about giving it to someone that will. No wonder the RSPCA here in Aust is jam packed with 1000's of abandoned animals.
13. Gay people, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPS, hahahaha. I dunno about anyone else here, but I read the Bible [most of it] and in the book of Genesis we have Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve [PUKE] same goes for Lickers [wake up please] disgusting.
14. Rental DVDs that look like they've been laid flat on a bitumen tar road then stood on by some fat prick that has done the twist on them. They then have deep grooves in them and can't even be played. Chewers such as these people should be drawn and quartered in public. Buy your DVD's you useless gits.
15. Kids having Kids. You work it out. Has almost all the population forgotten what "Contraception" is? Over here I see 13 year old girls [sluts] with kids of their own. Wow, that's the way, right? wrong. The best part is if you have kids you can rawt the government of its money. Any female from the age of 15 can claim benefits for each and every kid they have. I saw an Aboriginal girl just last week bragging to her girlfriends in the City central bus terminal that she was expecting her 6th baby [fucking 6 brats] and she had a agut on her that Norm the couch potato would kill for. Slut! and these people suck our Countries welfare to the max. She would be getitng about $50 per kid each week. Do the math? That's $300/week which is $1200/mth. Learn what a fucking Fred is ya juice carriage [lmao] how do I know she was on welfare? Because she was telling her mates how much she was getting. I guess it pays to bendover once a year, lol
Lastly, people who can't take a joke and who are too serious all of the time. Please lighten up.