ThorisGodofTHUNDER
BANALITY
Comeon people, it's time to throw down. WHO IS THE BETTER ELECTRO-JESUS?
IN THIS CORNER we have RAIDEN:
Weight: 98 crappy pounds*
Power: Lightning, Teleportation, Jumping at you and yelling
Motivation: Protecting Earthrealm from people more awesome than him
Actor: Christopher Lambert (AKA Blindy McCan'tseetodohishighlanderchoreography)
GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER?: No.
Exploits: Getting his head ripped off by sub zero. Cutting his hair and wearing a vest. Bought a cool hat.
Catch Phrase: "I don't think so..."
*estimate
And in this Corner we have, THOR
Weight: 4 angry Bison*
Power: THUNDER and[i/] Lightning. Beard and metal hair. Also GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER.
Motivation: DRINKING & BEING MORE AWESOME THAN EVERYBODY
Actor: This Dude who looks so pissed and can probably see!
GIANT FRIGGING HAMMER?: omgijustcame!
Exploits: Drank THE OCEAN. Beat up some giants. Wreastled with an old lady.
Catchphrase: BRING ME MY GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME.
*fact.
All out battle to the Death, Thunder God vs. Thunder God, two god's enter one god leaves! Who is it?
Democarcy shall decide!
IN THIS CORNER we have RAIDEN:

Weight: 98 crappy pounds*
Power: Lightning, Teleportation, Jumping at you and yelling
Motivation: Protecting Earthrealm from people more awesome than him
Actor: Christopher Lambert (AKA Blindy McCan'tseetodohishighlanderchoreography)
GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER?: No.
Exploits: Getting his head ripped off by sub zero. Cutting his hair and wearing a vest. Bought a cool hat.
Catch Phrase: "I don't think so..."
*estimate
And in this Corner we have, THOR

Weight: 4 angry Bison*
Power: THUNDER and[i/] Lightning. Beard and metal hair. Also GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER.
Motivation: DRINKING & BEING MORE AWESOME THAN EVERYBODY
Actor: This Dude who looks so pissed and can probably see!
GIANT FRIGGING HAMMER?: omgijustcame!
Exploits: Drank THE OCEAN. Beat up some giants. Wreastled with an old lady.
Catchphrase: BRING ME MY GIANT FRIGGIN' HAMMER I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME.
*fact.
All out battle to the Death, Thunder God vs. Thunder God, two god's enter one god leaves! Who is it?
Democarcy shall decide!
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