When I was in 2nd grade (I was in 2nd grade when the 2nd MK was released), I got sick of organized religion (I went to a Catholic school), so as a joke that I found pretty funny, I wrote a bible with it's main deity being Shao Kahn. It took about a month (it was an on-the-side hobby; you don't get much homework in 2nd grade), but it was finally finished. Funny part was, so many people actually believed it (and these kids were teens!). It was great! I just stumbled upon it the other day, and everything came back to me. So, being the man with too much time as I am, I am currently rewriting it. I'm on the sixth chapter in the Book of Kahn. Oh, I cant wait until it's finished.