Shao Kahn Poem

louzephyr

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On top of the ladder, there he waits,
staring at you like Norman Bates,

if you reach him, you better be good,
and don't play soft, play f-ing rude,

round starts and he smells your fear,
throwing his awesome greeny spear,

you try to land one single hit,
his armor blocks it, oh sh*t,

he throws his hammer, you try to block,
UNBLOCKABLE! it's official you suck,

and again, he throws his hammer,
shao kahn gives a sh*t if you call him a spammer,

he shoulder spams you until you're done,
next time you better run,

your bones are broken, you dripping blood,
shao kahn is sorry for you ... NOT,

he laughes at you, he laughes some more,
and on the floor, his little wh*re,

the round is over and you're dead,
YOU SUCK! get this in your f-ing head!

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