Mortal FICTION (Advice plz)

[ThorisGodofTHUNDER]

Hey guys,

So I'm currently wreiting an MK fan fiction starring me and my friends.

UNfortunately, it's mortal Kombat, and one dude's gotta kill the other.

So I have 2 friends fighting right now, one is in community college and goes to theatre school (to be a tech). He was also in the navy and does stage combat. The other guy is a musician. He plays guitar and is kinda a metal head (he likes nu-metal) but his degree is in accounting and he works at H&R block.

I don't want to pick sides, but I have to know who wins. So I'll let you guys decide.

Afterwards I'll post the fiction on here.

VOTE.

 

[odinsarmpit]

ThorIsGodOfThunder. Your tax accountant friend sounds kind of lame. So maybe you should have the military dude do a stage fatality with him on a battleship. That'd be really cool.

Seriously. Why would you have a friend like the accountant guy. Have you no tastes man? HAVE YOU NO TASTES?!

 

[ThorisGodofTHUNDER]

The battleship would be awesome. The TAX BATTLE can occur inside each person's hearts, and at the ballet box.

But yeah, my buddy is gonna be pissed. he's losing in a landslide.

 

[odinsarmpit]

It's really no surprise, Thor. I mean, you're talking about Dwitte from The Office vs. A warrior artist. There's no comparison.

He listens to Nu Metal, man... Nu Metal! It'd be a toss up if the tax dude actually listened to something good like Nitzer Ebb or Front 242.