funny things that happen to you online(MK)

ENIGMA86

ENIGMA86

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i was fighting a guy with the record around 600/200 and he picked Skarlet vs. my Cyrax..it was a very even match and we got to the third round..close to the end of the third round we each have around only 2% or 3% life bar left and he used Skarlet's blood projectile and committed suicide LOL!! i thought that was one hell of a funny moment... i LOL so bad..what are some similar situation you encounter online? please share.....

i fought a Kano player using Mileena..the first round all he did was throw knives and when i get close he upball me..if i teleport he'll block it and then i'll ate an uppercut since Kano recover so fast from his knives throw....on second round i used Mileena's ground ball to get very close to him and just use her D4(crouch leg kick)..Kano upball cannot hit you if you crouch kick him..in fact it will cancel the upball sometimes..after he ate around 6 or 7 kicks he started to crouch block..this is one part of Mileena's mind game..when he started to crouch block, i do Mileena's split that pop him up for a 30% combo..after three matches he messaged me a said "you made me feel hella stupid for beating me with only leg kicks." lol there wasn't anything bitter about this message but i thought it was funny lol

there are guys that would messaged and said things like "dude i have a life outside of MK unlike you who sit all day under his mother's roof and play MK." lol
 
Hmmm, I have only one funny story.

This one guy gave me hate mail because I kicked his butt and when he spammed. And then I gave him a 0 in KOTH when he finally beat me. In the lobby, there was about 4 people and they all hated this guy as well. So I messaged them all to give him 0's and spam him back. He ended up beating them all by kounter spamming with Kano. So I picked Cage and whooped him by rushing because he wasn't prepared for it. :D
 
One time I was Sub-Zero and my oppenent was Subby aswell. Both of our first moves at the beginning of all three round were ice clone to ice ball simultaneosly. I thought it was hilarious. Throughout the match we kept doing the same things as if we were mirroring each other until the third round, thats when I decided to rush him down and win.
 
I just went 40 - 0 in a king of the hill lobby. Surprisingly the people weren't mad they was just like damn u use a lot of characters. Until this noob user came in saying I have a sandy vagina :p I whooped him with noob and he wrote me saying fk off go have sex and put the controller down hahah funniest ish ever
 
popnlocker said:
I just went 40 - 0 in a king of the hill lobby. Surprisingly the people weren't mad they was just like damn u use a lot of characters. Until this noob user came in saying I have a sandy vagina :p I whooped him with noob and he wrote me saying fk off go have sex and put the controller down hahah funniest ish ever
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Haha. "**** off, go have sex"? Is that supposed to be offensive? LOL
 
xFrosty said:
One time I was Sub-Zero and my oppenent was Subby aswell. Both of our first moves at the beginning of all three round were ice clone to ice ball simultaneosly. I thought it was hilarious. Throughout the match we kept doing the same things as if we were mirroring each other until the third round, thats when I decided to rush him down and win.
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LOL!!! if you pick subby vs. another subby, there's a very high chance of that happening at the beginning of the round..that happen to me too..i think the average subby player like me always do an ice clone at the beginning of the round and then ice ball right after lol
 
It's when we both have less than 10% health and we are both jumping around kicking and not hitting eachother for a solid 10 seconds. Teleports aren't hitting, and everything is missing for 10 seconds lol. I love it. At the end it's like "WTF was that"
 
I beat this guy once and he rematches me I pick Smoke and he picks Kenshi he sits in the corner spamming teleflurries and chips me down to about 75% I got fed up with it and go on the offensive he didn't land one hit on me besides chip damage I did 2 30% percents and a couple teleports next round he tries to spam teleflurries again but I was prepared went on the offense right away and got a flawless. He denies after that and a couple minutes later I get a message saying "You spamming piece of shit!!" I message him back "U mad bro?" and he starts spamming my inbox with hate mail once it was all over I message "Y u so mad tho?" and he never answers back LOL
 
A couple of small things that happen that make me lol: When I fall into a Noob blackhole, drop in front of Noob and uppercut him, or when Baraka gets nailed with a Johnny Cage nut punch while his stance is facing the screen. The expression on his face looks like he enjoys getting punched in the balls.
 
When I used my Kenshi against a Liu Kang spammer, he could not comprehend that I was sending his projectiles right back at him, since his poor little fingers are mashing the fireball input. It was quite hilarious when he did figure it out and he tried the flying kick, which I blocked and followed with a combo.
 
I was playing this Smoke player that was trying to do his Bnb and he was dropping it. I used soul steal and started comboing him with 3,D1,2 loops and made him rage... lol. I just love facing Scorpions, Smokes and Ermacs with Shang :P

I also laugh whenever Johnny pulls off his X-Ray. It's just so awesome when it happens.
 
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