Recent content by Acid Puke

Die. When I'm done with you, I'll feed you to my pet snake. It's that giant snake in Shaolin Monks.

Chewing gum? Gum? That the best you can do? I was gonna play some arcade games with Chameleon, didn't you know?

Wait a second...how did I find a Wi-Fi connection in the middle of Jade's Desert? WHO exactly has a hotspot or modem around here?

Knock me senseless before I knock myself senseless. This fanfic's so good, Shang Tsung probably never would let me read it.

What happened? Did Shao Kahn go bankrupt and MK.inc is officially closed?

Eh, ok. I just need to hunt down Baraka so I can get my bag.

What should I do to restore my race? Make them out of Model Magic? Bully Shang Tsung into restoring them? Have someone clone me?

Eh, don't know what to say, kinda occupied at the moment.

Eh, big daddy's back. Badass update man. Wait a sec...typing while guarding my prized laptop from an invader isn't easy...Ok, I'm gonna give this to Baraka for a second.

Skipped none. Heck, I went all the way to 450 without even skipping it at all. 300 isn't that hard, I got Flawless Victory in every fight.

This isn't WWIII...This is WWMK.

Lol, Czechoslovakian. He is, though. He comes from Prague.

HEY! Don't post something RIGHT AFTER I was just done CHECKING!

Yeah, I've seen people go crazy trying to beat me. All it takes are a few good shakes and your opponent is gonna just go wild. Shake Kitana a few times and she keeps throwing fans and using Square Punches.

Footsies? Scorpion forces me to charge like a bull. Also, he has a brutal throw :help: That spear is just a pack of pain. Stick it up someone's face, throw them away and pull the line taut. I'm surprised Jade's face didn't fall off. P.S.:I'm multitasking. P.P.S.:If I can promote Mileena in any...