TATW: Mishima Recall
After the events of the third Iron Fist Tournament, Heihachi Mishima had tried to kill his grandson Jin Kazama to study the mystic power of the Devil Gene. Unfortunately, the bastard son of Kazuya Mishima slammed his head into a wall, turned into a winged beast and flew away before he could end Jin's Life.
At the top of the research facility, Heihachi stood with his robe at his waist, covered in bruises and not making a sound. The elite Mishima Zaibatsu guards stood patiently to receive their boss's next order.
Heihachi slowly raised his head and gave his command, "Find him. Find Jin Kazama. Alive, 10 million; Dead 50 million."
The four guards slammed their fists into their chest plate and left the research facility to carry out their task in silence. However, the helicopter ride was different altogether.
"50 million dollars!?!" Chief exclaimed.
"I can pay back my college loans!" cried Jeremy
"I can repay my credit card debt!" Stanley screamed.
"I can go to America and sniff coke off a stripper!" Tenma excitedly shouted.
The only sound echoing throughout the helicopter now was the helicopter blades themselves.
"Christ Tenma," Jeremy said.
"Don't judge me!" Tenma replied.
"Alright look, Mr. Heihachi was able to construct a Devil Gene scanner to specifically locate his grandson Jin Kazama." Chief started to explain, "An intense signal is directing us in that location of a warehouse right off the port. Mr. Heihachi was described the target to be weakened but do not let your guard down."
The other three Zaibatsu guards agreed in unison along with a loud bear growl. The four guards were perplexed by the sound because bears would not be on a helicopter, right?
Sure enough, Heihachi's "pet" bear Kuma reared his head to the guards with the pilot headset and helmet.
All three guards screamed out of fear yet Chief spoke up to say, "Will you ladies calm down! Kuma here is an expert pilot, how do you think he gets from place to place? He can't exactly drive or take a cab."
Tenma stammered, "B-B-But sir! Bears can't have a piloting license!"
Kuma calmly reached over, opened the glove compartment next to him and showed his piloting license to the crew between his bear claws.
"Oh." Tenma said.
Kuma let out a low growl subtitled, "Racist."
"Yeah no kidding, nice Afro in that picture though."
The four Zaibatsu guards were now at the warehouse where the scanner was practically blaring like an alarm clock. Chief explained as soon as his team touched ground, three men go in and search for Jin Kazama while the fourth, Tenma and the pilot stood guard to cover the perimeter in case of any stray bystanders. It was an, well quoting from Mr. Chaolan, excellent.
Chief signaled his team into the warehouse as smooth as possible. Upon entry, the Zaibatsu guards had located their target, Jin Kazama wearing a sweaty, slightly torn white dress shirt and dirty black slacks.
His wounds from earlier had made him an extremely easy target.
All three guards took aim, began to squeeze the trigger and then a trophy was thrown. Utterly confused at the trophy resembling much of their employer, the three guards glanced at each other in confusion. Suddenly, Stanley was ferociously kicked by an unknown assailant sending Stanley and Jeremy flying through a window. Chief tried to fire a few shots from his silenced SMG yet the assailant kicked his gun from his hands. Upon a closer look, the assailant revealed a young man with goggles, pulled back orange hair and had on a pair of those cowboy leather things over his jeans. Grabbing Chief's arm, the young man brought his foot up, placed it on Chief's face and pushed making a little popping noise knocking Chief out.
By the time, the Zaibatsu guards returned to headquarters, Heihachi was casually sitting in his chair viewing the matches from the recent tournament.
"Yeah ladies, make it nasty."
Heihachi began to move his hand down south until he heard, "Excuse me sir."
Heihachi quickly pulled his hand from his crotch and exclaimed, "What is it!? Can't you see I'm busy! Wait, what the hell happened to you guys?"
From left to right, a soaked Tenma, a cracked helmet Stanley along with a shattered visor Jeremy and Chief with his head facing the left all stood present at Heihachi's desk.
"What is the meaning of this!?"
Chief was the first to speak yet he had to turn to his left to look his boss in the eye, "We were ambushed sir."
"How on Earth were my elite guards ambushed?"
Stanley spoke up, "Yeah him tell Tenma Mister!"
Everyone was highly confused at Stanley's outburst until Jeremy spoke up and said, "He has a mild concussion."
With the confusion cleared up, Tenma began his story, "Well sir, I was patrolling the area as usual and I happened to turn a corner and get punted into the water by an orange haired young man with goggles."
"Why were you not able to contact your team of the disturbance?"
"Well sir the equipment was fired. Also..."
"Yes?"
"I can't swim."
Heihachi was so distraught that he actually slammed his dome into the desk denting and cracking it slightly.
"You are an ELITE Mishima Zaibatsu guard! How are you not able to swim!?"
"Sir I'm sorry! The pamphlet didn't say anything about swimming so I thought I didn't have to worry about anything."
Heihachi squeezed the space between his eyeballs and asked, "Well what happened inside when you found my grandson?"
Chief began, "Well-"
"Trophy thrown was, looked it you like so were confused we! Orange then man hair kicked across Stanley room!"
... What did I just write?
Chief spoke up, "What Stanley said was that the assailant distracted us from our mission and took us down. Yet we have no knowledge why."
"Probably his gay lover," commented Jeremy.
"Hahaha our target likes to have butt fun with men!" exclaimed the surprising full sentence coming from Stanley.
Heihachi boomed, "Silence! You have all failed me meaning that my grandson is still alive with that power. Moreover, with that power he will be able to destroy the Zaibatsu leaving you dim wits out of a job! Now please, leave my office and attend to your wounds. This whole company has work to do."
The four guards saluted their employer and made their way out of Heihachi’s office. Hopefully, the four guards would not have to deal with such a task again.
"Hey was our boss about to masturbate in there or what?" Tenma stated before Heihachi let out an overly frustrated shout.