mkfangirl_Brazil
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I hope MK_Scorpion doesn't mind :laugh:
...I'll be watching you...
Pfft, you copied my idea. I've used Hugh Jackman's Pants in multiple forums for years now.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
I have no intention of hitting on her.. I'm married. Please re-read my post. Thanks.
Not if I watch myself first...
I see this thread potentially turning into Grease.
*watches*
What a lovely shirt you're wearing today...
I'm going to avoid vans for a while...
Unless there is candy involved...
Oh there will be candy...
lol yeah right
You'll probably just give me some Starbursts with a generous razor blade filling...
Now why would I do that to the man I plan on raping silly. I'm not into the bleeding thing. I'll just throw on a gag and have my way with you.
...Or just challenge you to a couple rounds of MK. OH! We can totally get all Jigsaw with this. You wake up in a chair and have no choice but to win 10 straight rounds of Mortal Kombat. If you lose, I do something absolutely awful to you.
This won't be the first time I wake up in a bathroom chained to the sink.
At least I'll get to play MK...
The last few times I had to play Q-Bert and E.T.
Those were dark times...
Ah, yes... But it'll be 10 straight rounds against MK II's Kintaro.
It's okay...
I cheat Kintaro all the time on the PS3 version...
I've gotten double flawlesses on him multiple times... (seriously)
Hmm... Damn. Well shut up. It's gonna be difficult, okay?
No u
I've watched multiple horror movies and already know how to survive...
Rule 1: Don't go alone
Rule 2: Don't be black
My chances of survival are pretty high...
1. You will be alone when you wake up.
2. Race means nothing today in modern horror.
I will rock your world, boy.