what was the first thing you did when you woke up today?

[Dr.D.Diddly]

what was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
i just went to the bathroom

 

[Special Forces]

what was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
i just went to the bathroom

I don't remember, I think I wished to be a moderator then give you a Negative Karma for making this thread. Try again.

 

[Specter]

I fell down the stairs

 

[Diesel]

Truned off the alarm, yawned, Then said, "It's to F'ing early to wake up"

 

[Princess Dis]

I rolled off my couch, looked at my computer, then jumped back onto my couch.

 

[Kona]

I woke up to my cell phone beeping....i burped...turn off the phone...

then went back to sleep.

 

[NinjareptilE]

opened my eyes

 

[Kona]

good one very original ^

 

[16skippy]

I laid in bed for ten minutes then fell back to sleep and had a dream where i was having a guitar dual against my friend Kipper. Then when i woke up from that I had breakfast and watched Ninja Turtles

 

[Noob-Ermac]

I fell down the Stairs,hit my head on the Living room table,and died.

 

[Baraka dude]

i fell off my bunk bed

i was at the top wit no fence

 

[Prophet]

Yawn, Scratch my butt, yawn again, sniff my fingers, and then jump on TRMK.

 

[undertaker3x7]

looked at how my fantasy baseball teams were doing.

 

[Final Night]

Realized I slept in too late... got around... even though I was late I still chatted on AIM for a few seconds, then left.

 

[K1LLKANO]

Yawn, Scratch my butt, yawn again, sniff my fingers, and then jump on TRMK.

Prophet stole my post!

But I cracked my toes before I sniffed my fingers

 

[foahchon]

Farted (thunderous, in case you're curious). Got up, put pants on, threw work clothes in the wash, showered.

 

[jeroldo]

I yawned then reached for my book (Digital Fortress by Dan Brown) read a few chapters before going to play Mk2 on xbox.

 

[DCR]

I disposed of the dead hooker lying next to me. Man that gets old.

 

[TetterkeT]

I went to a motorcycle rider training course. I got my provisional license yesterday.

 

[Robot Commander]

Had my usual can of morning pop and came here.