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OK, so this thread isn't very serious, but it kind of is. :laugh: Let's examine the names in MKX and observe just how fuxxed up they are.
Kotal Kahn = dude's title is in his name. Why is his title in his name? Raiden isn't called "Lord Raiden," Goro isn't called "Prince Goro," and Sonya Blade isn't called "General Sonya Blade."
Takahashi Takeda = dude's last name is in front of his first name, just like Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and Kung Jin. Well, they're Asian, so this actually makes sense. Except... Kung Jin spent a chunk of his life living in the States when his family moved there following Kung Lao's death.
All right, so let's say the game just uses whatever the character is most commonly called. So Reptile's real name is Syzoth, but nobody calls him that, so he's Reptile. Hanzo is still mostly referred to as Scorpion by people who aren't close friends of his, so he's Scorpion. Jackson Briggs is mostly referred to as Jax, so he's Jax. Takahashi Takeda is mostly referred to as Takeda, so he's Takahashi Takeda.
Wait. What?
Kung Jin is only referred to as Jin... except by Raiden... and he's Kung Jin. Kotal Kahn is mostly referred to as Ko'atal in the dialogue (Tanya, D'Vorah), so naturally... his game name has nothing to do with any of that.
All right. Whatever. I'm picking at nits and getting off track. Really, the IMPORTANT THING is that the Western characters are named Name Lastname, and the Eastern characters are named Lastname Name. Right? Like Kenshi in his bio, which reads that "The swordsman Takahashi Kenshi spent his early adulthood searching the world for worthy opponents." We can at least commend NRS on being consistent in this?
Sure! Absolutely! 100%!
Unless you look at Scorpion's bio, which starts "Hanzo Hasashi was a member of the Shirai-Ryu assassin clan," or Sub-Zero's bio, which goes "Kuai Liang and his older brother, Bi-Han, served the Lin Kuei assasin clan."
P.S. is Bi-Han's full name Bi-Han Liang? Or do Chinese cryomancer assassins commonly have different surnames from their brothers?
Kotal Kahn = dude's title is in his name. Why is his title in his name? Raiden isn't called "Lord Raiden," Goro isn't called "Prince Goro," and Sonya Blade isn't called "General Sonya Blade."
Takahashi Takeda = dude's last name is in front of his first name, just like Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and Kung Jin. Well, they're Asian, so this actually makes sense. Except... Kung Jin spent a chunk of his life living in the States when his family moved there following Kung Lao's death.
All right, so let's say the game just uses whatever the character is most commonly called. So Reptile's real name is Syzoth, but nobody calls him that, so he's Reptile. Hanzo is still mostly referred to as Scorpion by people who aren't close friends of his, so he's Scorpion. Jackson Briggs is mostly referred to as Jax, so he's Jax. Takahashi Takeda is mostly referred to as Takeda, so he's Takahashi Takeda.
Wait. What?
Kung Jin is only referred to as Jin... except by Raiden... and he's Kung Jin. Kotal Kahn is mostly referred to as Ko'atal in the dialogue (Tanya, D'Vorah), so naturally... his game name has nothing to do with any of that.
All right. Whatever. I'm picking at nits and getting off track. Really, the IMPORTANT THING is that the Western characters are named Name Lastname, and the Eastern characters are named Lastname Name. Right? Like Kenshi in his bio, which reads that "The swordsman Takahashi Kenshi spent his early adulthood searching the world for worthy opponents." We can at least commend NRS on being consistent in this?
Sure! Absolutely! 100%!
Unless you look at Scorpion's bio, which starts "Hanzo Hasashi was a member of the Shirai-Ryu assassin clan," or Sub-Zero's bio, which goes "Kuai Liang and his older brother, Bi-Han, served the Lin Kuei assasin clan."
P.S. is Bi-Han's full name Bi-Han Liang? Or do Chinese cryomancer assassins commonly have different surnames from their brothers?