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Prep Rally!/Sleepover Friday
*Principal Khan makes his way to the half-line of the gym where all of the MKHS Students are awaiting him to speak.
Principal Khan: [Tan Khaki pants and a black and gold t-shirt with the MK Dragon on it] *Clears throat* Students of MKHS! It is with great pleasure to announce the end of the First Semester and the beginning of the Second Semester!
*Applause and even some whistling*
Principal Khan: The beginning of the year went by relatively well except for a few minor interruptions. Hey, MKHS is all about not sweating the small stuff. Also, before we beginning the prep rally I just wanted to say I’m proud of all of you students for producing such excellent grades and hope to see more of that in the near future. Without further a due, let’s get this rally started!
*The students cheer as the cheerleaders: Mileena, Kira, Frost, Tanya and 14 other girls cheer some type of cheer thing. Teachers give out honor rolls to A and B students. In addition, coaches announce who made the team this year and what not. Know with all the boring shit out the way let’s get to the real reason why you guys are about to read this*
Principal Khan: Ok students the finale of this prep rally has finally arrive. After getting the idea to make a sketch show after a science project these group of students are here to teach us valuable lessons that we should relearn. Without delay, put your hands together for Mortal Komdey.
*Huge ass black screen slowly descends in front of the MKHS students. Both Liu Kang, and Smoke appear on the screed after a cool title screen*
Liu Kang: Hey guys and welcome to *cough* wel- *Violently coughing* I said wel- *Continues with violent coughing*
Smoke: … um. Well guys we want to-
Liu Kang: No! I got this. *Takes random script and glasses from nowhere* … *Throws script away* Haha I can’t read.
Smoke: *Facepalm* Ok well where gonna teach you heathens core lessons that you should take to heart at this school.
Liu Kang: It’ll be educational and helpful. Though there is slight cursing involved.
*Sly grins from both students*
Smoke: Hopefully these sketches will be better than them stupid cheerleaders.
Liu Kang: Whoa!
Smoke: *Shrugs* I’m being honest bro. It’s all “GO TEAM, GO!” a flash of the ass and makeup. Yeah takes serious skill to be a slut.
*Suddenly, the camera pans over to Scorpion, Sektor, and Stryker in cheerleading outfits*
Scorpion: Talking the shit I see.
Sektor: Sounds like someone needs an A-S-S kicked.
Smoke: *Holding up hand* Wait no I was kidding!
*Too late. They jump him in a cartoon fashion dust cloud. Camera pans back to Liu Kang*
Liu Kang: *Sighs* Well guys enjoy these sketches. *Liu Kang turns around and Kitana comes out of nowhere performing an elbow drop on Smoke* Oh man. Smoke’s funeral service will be held on Thursday.
RESPONSIBILTY
*In a classroom with Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Smoke, Sektor, Stryker, and a shirtless Scorpion with Kitana as the teacher*
Kitana: Ok class I want you to remember the importance of this test as this will be the final test of the year. If you fail then there is no going back… *Looks at Scorpion* Scorpion why don’t you have a shirt on!?
Scorpion: I’m exercising my First Amendment Ms. Khan. I’m protesting the use of shirts for they are a nuisance to society and must be extinguished!! *Flex’s chest twice after pounding the table*
Kitana: … Whatever. *Bell ring which is really Kung Lao making some sort of noise with his mouth* Study long and hard for this test.
Sektor: hehehe. Long and hard. That’s just like my *Death stare from Kitana* ruler.
Smoke: Like I’m going to study for this BS. I’m going to pull an all-nighter playing that Battlefield.
Kitana: Smoke! This test is of great importance. You must-
Smoke: *Puts his fingers on Kitana’s lips in the shush moment* Shhhhhhhhhh, sh, sh. *Wiggles his finger and puts it over Kitana’s upper lip*
Kitana: *Through clench teeth* What are you doing?
Smoke: I’m giving you a mustache. *Through clench teeth* Appreciate it.
*In Smoke’s room*
Smoke: This is awesome!
Liu Kang: No doubt. Anyway, I gotta go cause we got that test tomorrow and I just wanted to play before I studied.
Smoke: Ah man forget that bum ass test. Kick it with me and play this awesome Battlefield.
Liu Kang: Oh that’s a good idea. Oh wait, I rather not have a dead end job at a strip club when I get older.
Smoke: Ah come on Liu we know your gonna get a good job. Besides we all know you wouldn’t cut it as a stripper.
Liu Kang: *Single tear falls* You just hating. Anyway, you better get off in like thirty minutes and study.
Smoke: Ok, ok. *Liu leaves* What Liu doesn’t get is that I’m too poor to give a shit! *Starts pressing buttons on the controller*
*Next day*
Kitana: Ok test time. Smoke wake up! Smoke!!
Smoke: *Staring in one direction* … Huh? *Blinks*
Stryker: I think he died for a second. That or he had a mini seizure.
Kitana: Whatever. Let’s take the test now.
Smoke: *While everyone is taking a test* Ok let’s see. Read this passage. Call me Ishmael… *Stares at the paper without blinking*
*Later*
Kitana: Pencils down.
Smoke: *Blinks* Damnit! I fell asleep!
Liu Kang: I take it you didn’t study.
Smoke: … No.
Scorpion: So that means you failed the test?
Smoke: Yeah…
Kitana: Not necessarily. Smoke you do realize there is a thing called a re-test right?
Smoke: Really!? Hell yes!
Kitana: Yes this be exciting for you but I want you to learn one thing from this. Try to be more responsible with your choices. Last time I check pulling an all-nighter on a videogame doesn’t past a test for you. The way you do things will carry out throughout your life.
Smoke: *sighs* Your right teach. I’ll definitely make sure I study for the retake.
Kitana: That’s what I like to hear!
Smoke: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take a quick nap. *Stares straight ahead into the camera*
*END*
**Back to Liu Kang who is now aided with Scorpion**
Liu Kang: Now wasn’t that a good lesson to learn?
Scorpion: I still don’t understand why I had to take my shirt off.
Liu Kang: *Fake cigar in his mouth* You wanna stay in this industry don’t ya boy.
Scorpion: … Yes. *Starts sobbing and taking off his shirt*
*In the background we see Kitana and Stryker carrying a heavy sack with them*
Liu Kang: Hey guys what’s in the bag?
Stryker: … Bagels.
Liu Kang: Can I have one?
Kitana: Not unless you want a SMOKED bagel.
*Both Stryker and Kitana laugh and carry the sack away*
Liu Kang: The hell? Whatever, enjoy this sketch on drugs. *Looks at Scorpion with his shirt still on* You still ain’t naked yet boy?
Scorpion: … Damnit.
DRUGS
Stryker: Hello. You know who I am and I’m sure you read the title. Drugs aren’t good for you. Neither is alcohol. Instead of running off boring ass facts and telling a sad tale I’ll explain it to a high school standard.
*In a red bed with his face showing*
Stryker: If you don’t do drugs then you’ll get this!
*Camera zooms out to like 10 girls all around Stryker*
Stryker: *Getting out of the bed* However, if you do drugs then you’ll be here. *Gets in the bed with the guys from early with roses in their teeth* Ewww. Or you’ll be doing this. *Grabs a trench coat and takes down a wanted poster of his face* Put ultimately you’ll be here if you keep doing drugs. *Takes off trench coat and lays down on a chalk outline with Kung Lao and Sektor looking at his body*
Kung Lao: So this individual died from foul play.
Sektor: That’s right sir. He died from eating a crystal meth-heroine-crack burrito.
Kung Lao: What would make a man eat something like that!?
Sektor: Due to the munchies from the 50 blunts he smoked early sir?
Kung Lao: Understandable.
Stryker: *Gets up* So yeah drugs are a big no-no guys. Besides they’re not cool in the slightest. So if you wanna have a healthy life and live to see your grandchildren attend college, say no to the drugs. *Walks back to the bed with the 10 girls in the bed* Besides there’s a bunch of thugging perks to be drug-free.
*Winks at the camera and the sketch ends*
*Liu Kang is by himself now*
Liu Kang: Well guys we are done to the final sketch. Now this one is important. Actually all of them are important but this one is equally important in its important importantness.
*Smoke walks in with a bagel in his hand*
Liu Kang: Your alive!?
Smoke: Liu only two things can kill me: Fire breathing midgets and angry pregnant ladies.
Liu Kang: Both are rare to come by.
Smoke: Your telling me. Hey you want this smoked bagel buddy?
Liu Kang: Oh boy a bagel!! *Takes bagel* All I need is some dragon blood! *Leaves while Smoke just looks at his bagel questioning it’s existence*