Haha I can't cook, and i'll tell you why.
Okay, a long time ago I tried making cookies. I had no knowledge of cooking or anything to do with cookies so I cooked up a concocsion and yelled "BE COOKIES".. but to no avail. What is the point of this? Well I'll tell you what was on it:
Salt
Sugar
Apple Juice
Nesquik
Relish
Pickle Juice
Whipped Cream
A Leaf
Cotton Candy pieces
Resses
Some Herbal Mint Particle Leaf stuff
Cheez Whiz
Chocolate Chips
Melted gummi worm goop
and
Melted Hard Cheese
it tasted good...