If GOD was real :O and you met him....

I don't believe in my god myself... Just a trivial question from a wandering mind.
I would say, so you're god.
And then If ask to be a supervillain when I die.
 
What I imagine seeing when I die-

God: My son, what have you done on Earth to permit entrance into these pearly gates?
Me: Father, my whole entire life, I was a down ass bitcsh.
God: Is this so my child? Can you drop it to the floor and twerk it like you are trying to work it?
And then I pop my booty meat in the name of the lord
 
hey god, thanks for the awesome ride. thank you for pizza, mk, the internet and the awesome friends i had. now, i have a question, how many pounds of boiling gristley man beef have i birthed in my life time?
 
I would ask him what it feels like when Dog is in control, and then see if he would flip the rusty switches for me in exchange for some dead ghost people.
 
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What I imagine seeing when I die-

God: My son, what have you done on Earth to permit entrance into these pearly gates?
Me: Father, my whole entire life, I was a down ass bitcsh.
God: Is this so my child? Can you drop it to the floor and twerk it like you are trying to work it?
And then I pop my booty meat in the name of the lord
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Someone needs to put this as their sig :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Thank you man.
Coincidentally enough, I posted that on Facebook yesterday and got comments about how I was going to hell.
People are too sensitive.
 
Um. I believe in him and even though, I don't see him I know he exists. Why, because back in high school when I was bullied and was "in love" at the same time, I got depressed and lost hope. I wasn't that much of a believer though I did pray. Then when things got worse such as not getting the guy I want, I actually was mad at him, breaking a glass of a picture frame of Jesus's last supper. Then, things got even worse. My friends mostly betrayed me, I was often harassed even more in school, and my parents were finding me annoying rather than helping me get through the pain. It was ugly. Then, my older sister told me that if I feel that I am alone, talk to God and ask for help. I did and even though I didn't get the guy I want, my family understood me better and became supportive, I was transferred to home schooling until graduation, and things became lighter. And I apologized to him for being mad at him. Still, there are hardships but I've noticed that he's with me because I am living a healthy life and that I'm not sitting or standing on the streets smoking whatever like those harassers. And throughout these years, more ppl have been supportive of me. That's how I know he's real. I was kicked out of a college for cursing out a harasser and a year later God granted me a second chance to graduate that course in another school, who has better ppl in it because I prayed hard for that second chance and he gave it to me. And as some of you know, I graduated this time with the support of prayers. God exists to me. Yes, he has not given me my lover boy even though it hurts but I know he has his plans. I just hope I will find that love before I die. But the point of what I said is about what he can do.
 
Nasty_Freak said:
Um. I believe in him and even though, I don't see him I know he exists. Why, because back in high school when I was bullied and was "in love" at the same time, I got depressed and lost hope. I wasn't that much of a believer though I did pray. Then when things got worse such as not getting the guy I want, I actually was mad at him, breaking a glass of a picture frame of Jesus's last supper. Then, things got even worse. My friends mostly betrayed me, I was often harassed even more in school, and my parents were finding me annoying rather than helping me get through the pain. It was ugly. Then, my older sister told me that if I feel that I am alone, talk to God and ask for help. I did and even though I didn't get the guy I want, my family understood me better and became supportive, I was transferred to home schooling until graduation, and things became lighter. And I apologized to him for being mad at him. Still, there are hardships but I've noticed that he's with me because I am living a healthy life and that I'm not sitting or standing on the streets smoking whatever like those harassers. And throughout these years, more ppl have been supportive of me. That's how I know he's real. I was kicked out of a college for cursing out a harasser and a year later he grant me a second chance to graduate that course in another school, who has better ppl in it because I prayed hard for that second chance and he gave it to me. And as some of you know, I graduated this time with the support of prayers. God exists to me. Yes, he has not given me my lover boy even though it hurts but I know he has his plans. I just hope I will find that love before I die. But the point of what I said is about what he can do.
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Please edit and punctuate all that. My eyes started getting strained dude. It was honestly real fascinating... I liked the first 2 sentences.

I just can't read all that right now like the Memorial.

No offense...Tl;DR.
 
THE JOHNNY ROOK said:
Please edit and punctuate all that. My eyes started getting strained dude. It was honestly real fascinating... I liked the first 2 sentences.

I just can't read all that right now like the Memorial.

No offense...Tl;DR.
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Nah it's ok. Too tired and it's challenging through a phone. Lol
 
THE JOHNNY ROOK said:
I will read one more sentence. I am a God fearing man....
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You know what, speaking of fear, I used to get creeped out about seeing Jesus's picture when I was a kid. But now, find it comforting after what I've been through. Though sometimes, I feel ashamed when I think of something bad or perverted when I notice a picture of him looking at me at that same moment.
 
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