Create a death metal band name

[satinsoven]

see who can get the goriest, most gruesome name suited for a death metal band.

here's some starters-
Lemon Juice in My Bullet Wound
My Decapitated Wife
Scab On My Leg That I Pick On
Razor Blade Cuts on my Scrotum

 

[DCR]

Coagulated Uteral Excretion
Glass Shard Sodomy
Disgorged Fetal Refuse
Open Sore Masturbation
Perverse Erectile Impalement
Corrosive Intestinal Discharge
Incestual Necrophilia
Disembowelment Through Vaginal Depredation

Probably more along the lines of DM song titles than band names, but oh well. It's kind of disturbing how much fun this was for me.

 

[Kona]

Castration By Rusty Spoon
Anal Desamation
Skull F%cked and Raped
Tick Infested Battle Wounds
C%nt Punted By Crosses

idk those are so messed up lol

 

[boJac]

Kabbage
Karrots
Kelery

 

[konasumatra@gmail.com]

Hitler's Yarmulke

 

[Midget Kong]

Coagulated Uteral Excretion
Glass Shard Sodomy
Disgorged Fetal Refuse
Open Sore Masturbation
Perverse Erectile Impalement
Corrosive Intestinal Discharge
Incestual Necrophilia
Disembowelment Through Vaginal Depredation

Probably more along the lines of DM song titles than band names, but oh well. It's kind of disturbing how much fun this was for me.

aren't most of those Dimmu Borgir albums?

na,
but seriously,great names.

more Goregrind than Death Metal but the same emphasis is put on thought and looking up big words that describe brutal shit.

Anal Obliteration
zombie fistula
infected goatse
sign of sulfer (more intended for blackened death metal)

 

[Goblin51O]

Curdled milk

 

[satinsoven]

Crucified Testicles
Anus Penetrated By Barbed Wire Dildo
Yeast Infected Anus With Multiple Hemmoroids
Prostitute Left to Die with Herpes and AIDS
Dead Dog Raped by Owner's Family
Blowjob Given by Zombie Slut with Sharp Boney Teeth
Sex With Menstrual Blood as Lubricant
Gange Raped Roadkill Dear

 

[groucho42O]

(in order from best to worst)

Murder by the Masses or Murder of the Masses or Murder in the Masses
FISTFUL of pus or FISTFULS of pus
f u c k open wounds
Death 4 ALL
we eat scabs
Menstrual Fluid & Afterbirth
boX social for zombies or boX social for the DEAD
Launch the NuKe
filthy stinky pussy
old people with big f u c k ing guns
death by global warming

 

[groucho42O]

got some more....

Rusty shank
Putrid Pile of Burning Flesh
Armageddon Aftermath
Spawned from Demon S h i t
Hatred
Razored C u n t

 

[highwaytothelost]

Lol, all good. I hate Death Metal names. Basically end everything with blood or plague and you got it.

 

[Prophet]

My Wife Boris

Man that's so metal! \m/