Beavis and Butt-head's MK Journey

Shirayuki Mizore

Shirayuki Mizore

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If you know Beavis and Butt-head you'll expect immature, simple jokes from this fanfic 8-)

*Beavis and Butt-head were normally sitting on their couch, watching MTV while eating some nachos like any other day when a commercial for the new Mortal Kombat video game came on*

Butt-head: Woah! Beavis! This game looks cool! Huhuhuhuh we need a ps3 though.
Beavis: Yeah! Hehehehe maybe with a ps3 we can score!
Butt-head: Yeah huhuhuhuh we can invite chicks to come over and play with us huhuhuhuh.
Beavis: Then they can like hehehehehe play with the rest of us!
Butt-head: Yeah huhuhuh that would be cool.

*Beavis was about to eat another nacho when a portal appeared, sucking them both in rapidly into another realm. Beavis and Butt-head arrived in Outworld during the Mortal Kombat tournament, surrounded by all the competitors*

Beavis: Woah! What just happened Butt-head?
Butt-head: Uhhh.....huhuhuhuh I think we broke the space time conjuminium. Huhuhuhuh.
Beavis: Hehehehe I dunno Butt-head. I don't think we went back in time like in that movie...BACK TO THE FUTURE! Hehehehe.
Butt-head: Huhuhuh if we did maybe we can score with your mom.
Beavis: Hehehehe shut up Butt-head.

*Then suddenly Raiden appeared in front of them in a ray of light*

Raiden: Hey! You're not Keanu Reeves and Brad Pitt!
Butt-head: Uhhh....huhuhuhuh no we're not huhuhuhuh dumbass.
Beavis: Yeah butthole hehehe this isn't the Matrix.
Raiden: *Puts his hand on his forehead* Ugh.....well I guess you two are going to have to replace them.
Butt-head: Well we're like....cooler anyway huhuhuhuh.
Raiden: Do you even have any idea what's going on?
Beavis: Wait. Aren't you like that guy on TV? Hehehehe you were like fighting some dude hehehe.
Raiden: TV? No I am a god! I don't belong on TV.
Butt-head: Whatever dude, huhuhuhuh we definitely saw you on TV in like, huhuhuhuh a commercial.
Raiden: Well you're a long way from home.
Butt-head: You said long. Huhuhuhuh.
Raiden: Concentrate! People's lives are at stake! You are to fight in a deadly tournament, putting your lives on the line for your realm.
Butt-head: Uhh.....huhuhuh we'll pass.
Raiden: You cannot. Without me you can't return.
Butt-head: Uhhh....huhuhuh then return us, dumbass. Huhuhuhuh.
Beavis: Yeah. Butthole, hehehehe.
Raiden: Look, if you survive and Earthrealm wins you will be greatly rewarded.
Butt-head: *Turns around and sees Sonya* Woah! Huhuhuh if we win, can we like, score with that chick? Huhuhuhuh.
Beavis: Yeah! Hehehehe I wanna score!
Raiden: Uhhhh....yeah! Of course! She'll be all yours!
Butt-head: Woah! Huhuhuh you should have mentioned her earlier, dumbass. Huhuhuhuh.
Beavis: Yeah hehehehe we've watched fights on TV so we like know some cool moves hehehehe.
*Raiden nodded and led Butt-head to the stage for the first fight*

Shao Kahn: The first fight will be Keanu Reeves vs Sub-Zero!
Butt-head: Uhhh.....I'm not Keanu Reeves asswipe. Huhuhuhuh.
Shao Kahn: *Angrily* Then what is your name?!
Butt-head: Butt-head huhuhuhuh.
Shao Kahn: Butt-head?! What kind of name for a warrior is that?!
Butt-head: I dunno....huhuhuh but like, if you're that ugly that you need to hide your face with a helmet huhuhuhuh I can't imagine what your mom looks like huhuhuh.
Shao Kahn: SILENCE! MEET YOUR OPPONENT!

*Sub-Zero then made his way to the stage, getting in battle ready position*
Sub-Zero: Prepare to look into the cold face of death.
Butt-head: Woah huhuhuhuh are you like, cold all the time?
Sub-Zero: Yes. Ice is my element.
Butt-head: Huhuhuh then you must like, have a boner all day huhuhuhuh.
Sub-Zero: Silence! Are you ready to fight?!
Butt-head: Uhhhh....yeah. Huhuhuh.
Beavis: Kick his ass Butt-head. Hehehehe.
*Raiden sensed no power in both boys so he transferred some of his own into them*
Raiden: *Thinks* That ought to supply them with enough to have a chance
Sub-Zero: I will make your death hard on you for facing me fool.
Butt-head: You said hard. Huhuhuhuh.
Sub-Zero: ENOUGH! *Starts to gather ice*
Butt-head: Huhuhuhuh this dumbass is going to attack me with a snowcone huhuhuh.
Beavis: Maybe he's like an ice cream man or something hehehehehe.
Butt-head: Make me some vanilla ice cream b*tch. Huhuhuhuh.
Sub-Zero: I am not an ice cream man! I am a Lin Kuei ninja! *Fires ice ball, hitting Butt-head*
Butt-head: Oww! Don't make me kick your ass! *Butt-head ran at Sub-Zero and tackled him to the ground, punching him in the stomach*
Sub-Zero: Aggh! How can someone so weak posses so much power?!
Butt-head: Cause we're like....badass huhuhuhuhI I'm defending myself, just like Todd.
Beavis: Yeah! Hehehehe kick him in the nads!

*Butthead got up and kicked Sub-Zero hard in the crotch*
Butt-head: I wanna see if your balls will shatter huhuhuhuh.
Sub-Zero: Stop! AGH! That's against the rules!
Shao Kahn: No. Carry on with the fight.
Butt-head: Dumbass. Huhuhuhuh.
*Butt-head has Sub-Zero pinned, kicking him over and over in the crotch*
Shao Kahn: Enough! Finish him!
Butt-head: Uhhh....eww no dude. I'm not finishing off a guy huhuhuh maybe that's what you're into though huhuhuh.
Shao Kahn: *angrily* KILL HIM!
Butt-head: Uhhhh...okay. Huhuhuhuh.
Raiden: No! Don't finish him! That is not our way.
Butt-head: I can't think with all you dumbasses yelling at me.
*Raiden teleported Butt-head back to the Earthrealm group, putting him next to Sonya*

Butt-head: Uhhh...hey baby. Huhuhuhuh.

To be continued...

For those who don't know the dynamic duo:

 
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Beavis and Butthead approve of this thread. ;-)
 
Oh my lord :laugh:
Of course you would have Sub get kicked in the critch repeatedly :rofl:

Good work mah boy
 
*Sonya was checking her tac-com, trying to communicate with her base*

Sonya: This is Sonya Blade, I have been chosen for the Mortal Kombat tournament again so don't worry about my disappearance. Hello?
Butt-head: Huhuhuhuhuh
Sonya: Can I help you?
Butt-head: Uhhh.....yeah huhuhuhuh
Sonya: With what?
Butt-head: You could like take that vest off first huhuhuhuh
Sonya: Excuse me?!
Beavis: Yeah! Hehehehe take it off! We wanna see some boobs! Boing yoing yoing yoing yoing!
Sonya: Raiden! Who the hell are these guys?! They're almost as bad as Johnny!
Raiden: *sighs* I picked them up by mistake but when controlling my power, they might not be smart but they are powerful fighters.
Butt-head: That's right dude. We're like badass huhuhuhuh
Beavis: Yeah hehehehe so you should like totally score with us!
Butt-head: Yeah otherwise we'll like, not fight.
Raiden: Are you serious?! We need your help!
Butt-head: And like you can have it but we need to like huhuhuh get some from this chick first
Sonya: Do you know who I am?! I'm Lieutenant Sonya Bla---
Raiden: Sonya. Just do it.
Sonya: What?! No!
Raiden: Sonya it's for the fate of Earthrealm!
Sonya: ....Fine. You each get one boob squeeze. And I'm not taking my vest off! You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
Butt-head: Woah! Huhuhuhuh this is cool!

*Beavis and Butt-head were about to make their move when Shang Tsung appeared before them*
Shang: Beavis. You are to report to the stage....immediately for your first challenge.
Butt-head: Dammit asswipe! We were just about to play with this chick!
Shang: Well that "chick" can wait. Beavis either fights now or forfeits for Earthrealm.
Beavis: Yeah yeah whatever I'll go now.

*Raiden teleported Beavis to the stage where Mileena was waiting for her challenger*
Mileena: Oooooh! A boy! I can't wait to taste your delicious meat!
Butt-head: Hey! How come Beavis gets to score?! I got a dude as my opponent!
Beavis: You wanna taste my meat? Hehehehe okay. Boing yoing yoing yoing yoing yoing!
Mileena: So you welcome death? You are a strange fighter.
Beavis: I'm not going to die butthole. I thought we were gonna have sex!
Mileena: Sex?! *growls* How dare you!
Beavis: Do not uh....underemimate me or however you say it hehehehe

*Mileena jumped and clinged onto him, biting into his shoulder*
Beavis: Ow! Cut it out butthole!
*Beavis grabbed her face, pulling down her mask and exposing her teeth*
Beavis: AAAAAAAAAAH!!
Butt-head: Huhuhuhuh I guess that chick has never heard of a toothbrush. She can't even give a blow job either huhuhuhuh.
*Beavis punched Mileena in the face, knocking her off him*
Beavis: Yeah! Hehehehe I'm gonna kick your ass Edward Scissorhands!
Butt-head: You dumbass. Edward Scissorhands had sharp HANDS not teeth. You're so stupid Beavis.
Beavis: Shut up Butt-head!
Butt-head: I bet like your mother dropped you on your head or something huhuhuh you were born a dumbass.
Beavis: Cut it out Butt-head!!
Butt-head: I think like your family is just naturally stupid huhuhuhuh you can't even fight.
Beavis: Butt-head I said shut up! I'll kick you in the nads!
Butt-head: Huhuhuh it's okay to cry Beavis, crying takes the sad out of you.
Mileena: Excuse me! We have a match going on here!
Beavis: Shut up b*tch!
Mileena: Excuse me?!
Beavis: I said shut up! You cannot defeat me! *pulls his shirt over his head* For I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! Clean my bunghole!
Mileena: Uhhh....no.
Beavis: You do not defy the great Cornholio! *Beavis used energy to create blades out of spiritual force that Raiden lent him* The great Cornholio will finish you! *Beavis launched the blade at Mileena, impaling her in the stomach*
Butt-head: Huhuhuhuh she got pierced. Just like what I did to your mom last night Beavis!
Mileena: AAAAAAH!!!
*Mileena threw a sai at fast speed but Beavis managed to dodge it, charging up more power*
Beavis: YOU DO NOT ATTACK THE GREAT CORNHOLIO OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!!!

Will Mileena survive?
Will Butt-head stop being an *******?
Will they score with Sonya?
Find out in the next installment of this silly adventure...
 
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