GetOverHereDude
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Hey guys. I'm (sort of) new to the forums, and this is my first MK fic, so don't expect much. Here I go.
"Whew, I finally get to relax! Who gives a mushroom about Mario, Mama Mia!" Luigi said. While Mario was off saving some princess that probably had a mustache like him, the Mario brother was chilling in his green mansion, watching Jersey Shore. Suddenly, a strange movement caught his eye.
"Who's there?"
"Sssss...." was the only reply he got.
"Is it you, Bowser? You do know that-"
He never got to finish his sentence, because just then something slimy kicked him in the back.
3 Hours earlier
"Reptile, go fetch me a drink!" the legendary sorcerer Shang Tsung commanded. "And it better be a Sprite!"
The green ninja sighed. "Geez, old fart....all he takes me as is a slave," he thought. Approximately 15.3221 seconds later, he appeared carrying the soft drink.
Tsung laughed. "Good job, my pawn. Now massage my shoulders."
Reptile did not like it, but he did what his master told him.
"That's all? Do it better!" The sorcerer summoned a fireball and blasted him in the face. Reptile flew 10 yards back, hissing.
The ninja threw a ball of green poison at Shang Tsung. He parried it with another fireball.
"You dare challenge me, the great Shang Tsung? You will die for your betrayal!"
Reptile, knowing that he could not win this fight, turned invisible and dissapeared.
"You can run, but you cannot hide," Shang Tsung chuckled. Shape-shifting into Kabal, he ran after Reptile.
-Reptile Scene-
In the forest, Reptile sighed. "Now I need a new team," he grumbled. "I will gather the strongest among the green clad warriors, and make them side with me!"
He then hopped into the trees and dissapeared.
Mere minutes later, Shang Tsung appeared, still disguised as Kabal. "Damn it! I was so close!" Grumbling curse words under his breath, he trotted back to the palace.
The Present
Luigi ran beside Reptile. The ninja had explained his situation to him, and he seemed trustworthy enough. Now, they were trying to gather the greatest of the green people. One of their targets was Link, a powerful elf who had saved Princess Zelda and possessed the Ocarina.
Suddenly, something burst from the trees and bit his face. Grunting, he threw it off of him. He was suddenly zapped, as if the creature had Tazered him. No, it was the creature's fangs; they could generate electricity. The creature looked similar to a snake, even though it was huge and had strange yellow patterns on it's skin.
"Thisssss issss my forest, humans! Trespasssssers will be desssstroyed!"
Luigi blinked and told Reptile, "He's green. Should we tame it or kill it?"
Reptile answered, "Firsssst, I will tesssst the creature's sssskill." He shot an experimental poison ball at the creature. It deflected it with an electrical laser, but it still looked surprised.
"You are sssstrong, ninja. Worthy of meeeee. I will follow one order from you."
Reptile hissed in laughter. "Veeery well. If you ssaaay ssoo. You must join my group as one of the sssstrongest green creatures alive. What is your name, creaturee?"
"I am Raaaayquazaaa! The legendary Pokemon of Sinnoh. I will keep my promissse and join your group."
Luigi cheered. "That makes three of us!"
Rayquaza blinked. "Who the hellll is thisssss? A pedophile?"
"Hey!"
Just then, Shang Tsung appeared, back in his original form. "Well, well, well, Reptile. It seems that you have assembled quite a group. I can still subdue all three of you."
Luigi punched the nearest rock, which exploded into pieces smaller than an apple seed. The Mario brother did not seem hurt at all.
Rayquaza then shot a bolt of electricity at Shang Tsung's beard, which had bee completely scorched. All three of them chuckled.
Now, Shang Tsung was nervous. Faking an excuse, he bellowed, "Oh no! Deal Or No Deal will be on air in 5 minutes! Better hurry, or else I'll be late! See you later!"
"Oh no you're not," Reptile mumbled. He then lashed out his tongue, catching the sorcerer's neck. He then pulled Tsung towards him. All three of them started ganging up on him, biting, punching, and spitting.
Luigi punched his forehead until it exploded, displaying his deformed brain.
Rayquaza punctured through his chest, burrowing into the ground. It then came back up, shocking Shang Tsung with electricity.
As a grand finale, Reptile spit poison into Tsung's arms and legs, then ripped them apart with delight. Just for show, he took a bite out of one of Tsung's arms, spitting it out.
Flawless Victory. TRIPLE FATALITY.
"Whew, I finally get to relax! Who gives a mushroom about Mario, Mama Mia!" Luigi said. While Mario was off saving some princess that probably had a mustache like him, the Mario brother was chilling in his green mansion, watching Jersey Shore. Suddenly, a strange movement caught his eye.
"Who's there?"
"Sssss...." was the only reply he got.
"Is it you, Bowser? You do know that-"
He never got to finish his sentence, because just then something slimy kicked him in the back.
3 Hours earlier
"Reptile, go fetch me a drink!" the legendary sorcerer Shang Tsung commanded. "And it better be a Sprite!"
The green ninja sighed. "Geez, old fart....all he takes me as is a slave," he thought. Approximately 15.3221 seconds later, he appeared carrying the soft drink.
Tsung laughed. "Good job, my pawn. Now massage my shoulders."
Reptile did not like it, but he did what his master told him.
"That's all? Do it better!" The sorcerer summoned a fireball and blasted him in the face. Reptile flew 10 yards back, hissing.
The ninja threw a ball of green poison at Shang Tsung. He parried it with another fireball.
"You dare challenge me, the great Shang Tsung? You will die for your betrayal!"
Reptile, knowing that he could not win this fight, turned invisible and dissapeared.
"You can run, but you cannot hide," Shang Tsung chuckled. Shape-shifting into Kabal, he ran after Reptile.
-Reptile Scene-
In the forest, Reptile sighed. "Now I need a new team," he grumbled. "I will gather the strongest among the green clad warriors, and make them side with me!"
He then hopped into the trees and dissapeared.
Mere minutes later, Shang Tsung appeared, still disguised as Kabal. "Damn it! I was so close!" Grumbling curse words under his breath, he trotted back to the palace.
The Present
Luigi ran beside Reptile. The ninja had explained his situation to him, and he seemed trustworthy enough. Now, they were trying to gather the greatest of the green people. One of their targets was Link, a powerful elf who had saved Princess Zelda and possessed the Ocarina.
Suddenly, something burst from the trees and bit his face. Grunting, he threw it off of him. He was suddenly zapped, as if the creature had Tazered him. No, it was the creature's fangs; they could generate electricity. The creature looked similar to a snake, even though it was huge and had strange yellow patterns on it's skin.
"Thisssss issss my forest, humans! Trespasssssers will be desssstroyed!"
Luigi blinked and told Reptile, "He's green. Should we tame it or kill it?"
Reptile answered, "Firsssst, I will tesssst the creature's sssskill." He shot an experimental poison ball at the creature. It deflected it with an electrical laser, but it still looked surprised.
"You are sssstrong, ninja. Worthy of meeeee. I will follow one order from you."
Reptile hissed in laughter. "Veeery well. If you ssaaay ssoo. You must join my group as one of the sssstrongest green creatures alive. What is your name, creaturee?"
"I am Raaaayquazaaa! The legendary Pokemon of Sinnoh. I will keep my promissse and join your group."
Luigi cheered. "That makes three of us!"
Rayquaza blinked. "Who the hellll is thisssss? A pedophile?"
"Hey!"
Just then, Shang Tsung appeared, back in his original form. "Well, well, well, Reptile. It seems that you have assembled quite a group. I can still subdue all three of you."
Luigi punched the nearest rock, which exploded into pieces smaller than an apple seed. The Mario brother did not seem hurt at all.
Rayquaza then shot a bolt of electricity at Shang Tsung's beard, which had bee completely scorched. All three of them chuckled.
Now, Shang Tsung was nervous. Faking an excuse, he bellowed, "Oh no! Deal Or No Deal will be on air in 5 minutes! Better hurry, or else I'll be late! See you later!"
"Oh no you're not," Reptile mumbled. He then lashed out his tongue, catching the sorcerer's neck. He then pulled Tsung towards him. All three of them started ganging up on him, biting, punching, and spitting.
Luigi punched his forehead until it exploded, displaying his deformed brain.
Rayquaza punctured through his chest, burrowing into the ground. It then came back up, shocking Shang Tsung with electricity.
As a grand finale, Reptile spit poison into Tsung's arms and legs, then ripped them apart with delight. Just for show, he took a bite out of one of Tsung's arms, spitting it out.
Flawless Victory. TRIPLE FATALITY.
