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I'm new in forum, but this forum is pretty fantastic, well done and with lots of awesome information regarding MK. Good job, guys !!
 
Re: TRMK Forums - New Members Welcome Thread

I'm new in forum, but this forum is pretty fantastic, well done and with lots of awesome information regarding MK. Good job, guys !!


Plus, the mods are awesome <.<


Hi and welcome!
 
Re: TRMK Forums - New Members Welcome Thread

can someone tell me how to start a new thread please :)

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Poetry!

Hey Guys! been lurking around here long enough, figured it was time for you to meet CMC...

Anyway, I sorta said this in the introduction thread, but I'm pretty much a newb to MK, but my B/f is really into it, so I thought I'd hang out here and surprise him with some Knowledge! <--- *Sorry, that's supposed to be a pun on Combat being spelled with a "K"* :p

anyway, I like playing video games, and I also like poetry, so I thought I'd share it here! :bird:

So here's one i like to read:

I allways liked a red haired doll
Dorothy was a blonde
Spoiled, despite everything
and I was in love
And my favorite was a redhead too
A Little Mermaid
Fickle as she was, she too, had my hands all over her

You're like that cute little dog
Still restless and slobbering and yipping
I left you on the side of the road and drove off
You came back and lapped me up

As I writhed uncomfortably
Against your sloppy tongue
I never imagined that among all my dolls
The one with the mismatched breasts and straw-blonde hair
Would be the one I'd find the time to fawn over

comments? critiques? your own stuff? let me know :*
 
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Nobody?

I've got a short one here:

I sit by my lonesome,
wading through a sea of magazines
And dimestore romances.

Books and papers blowing in the wind
and when I feel your hot breath at my apex
I wonder about what a man is.

The sculpted Gods of my girlish fantasies
give way to adjectives i fear to use
because you'll misunderstand

but as I lie on my back, my legs twining bamboo stalks
I think: If this is all there is...then that's fine too.
 
Re: Poetry!

There was a young man from rhyl (in britain)
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
His balls went , twang!
His arse went ,Bang!
And his dick shot off over the hill!!
 
Re: Poetry!

LOLZ.


I suppose there's not alot of MK poetry is there?

Oh well (I still think it's fun) feel free to throw in your ownstuff. Poems can be about Fatalities and ninjas and stuff too.
 
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Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.


lol..

There was a caped man from gotham
who took off his balls to wash'em
Robin said .."bats, if you don't put'em back!...
.."i'll tread on the buggers and squash'em!"...
 
Re: Poetry!

I suppose there's not alot of MK poetry is there?

More than you'd think. We actually have a whole sub-forum dedicated to that sort of thing here. Feel free to post any of your poems and whatever else in that section.

Welcome to the forum, by the way. I'm gonna go ahead and merge this with our existing new members thread, since this is essentially just an introduction thread.
 
Re: TRMK Forums - New Members Welcome Thread

Oh! I thought that was just for MK-related fiction and writing.

Can we post non-mk related fiction and writing there too?
 
Re: TRMK Forums - New Members Welcome Thread

It was originally in the off-topic area so I forgot that it was MK-specific now. That's probably still the most reasonable place to put your stuff, though, yeah.
 
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