What Greases Your Gears?

Starting my new project, which I'm dubbing as "Project Pentagon" :_idea:, DEFINITELY greases my gears.
I may provide pictures when I'm done, but I also may not be posting here as much, due to working on that project.
 
1)James Bond video games. 007: Blood Stone, in particular.
2) Whooping someone online on my favourite game, and finding that their xbox gamerscore is higher than mine for that game. I LOVE it when they rage afterwards!
 
Singing especially in karaoke. I love it so much I don't give a s*** who's watching me or not.

If I had albums for the song I sing, here is how they'd be.

Album 1: "Human"
1. Human by Christina Perri
2. Cry by Kelly Clarkson [I'd call it "Cry (Part 1)"] *
3. Over by Lindsay Lohan
4. Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne
5. Part of Me by Katy Perry *
6. Tonight I'm Getting Over You by Carly Rae Jepsen
7. So Yesterday by Hilary Duff
8. Wake Up by Hilary Duff
9. Everytime by Britney Spears
10. I Won't Give Up by Jason Mraz **
11. I'm With You by Avril Lavigne
12. F***in' Perfect by P!nk
13. Iisa Pa Lamang [A Tagalog song.]
14. Dahil Mahal Na Mahal Kita [A Tagalog song.]
15. Only Hope by Mandy Moore
16. A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
17. If I Die Young by The Band Perry *
18. Cry by Mandy Moore [I'd call it "Cry (Part 2)".] *

Album 2: "Sexy"
1. My Prerogative by Britney Spears
2. I'm A Slave 4 U by Britney Spears
3. Outrageous by Britney Spears *
4. Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
5. Blow by Ke$ha *
6. Me and U by Cassie
7. All The Lovers by Kylie Minogue
8. On A Night Like This by Kylie Minogue
9. Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls [With altered lyrics.] *
10. Love to Love You Baby by Donna Summer
11. If U Seek Amy by Britney Spears *
12. S&M by Rihanna **

* = Favorited by others.
** = MOST REQUESTED. ;)
 
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Knowing that I'm graduating tomorrow, then 6 months later I'll be going to basic training, and having consistent internet access again. Life is just so amazing right now.
 
If I had albums for the song I sing, here is how they'd be.

Album 1: "Human"
1. Human by Christina Perri
2. Cry by Kelly Clarkson [I'd call it "Cry (Part 1)"] *
3. Over by Lindsay Lohan
4. Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne
5. Part of Me by Katy Perry *
6. Tonight I'm Getting Over You by Carly Rae Jepsen
7. So Yesterday by Hilary Duff
8. Wake Up by Hilary Duff
9. Everytime by Britney Spears
10. I Won't Give Up by Jason Mraz **
11. I'm With You by Avril Lavigne
12. F***in' Perfect by P!nk
13. Iisa Pa Lamang [A Tagalog song.]
14. Dahil Mahal Na Mahal Kita [A Tagalog song.]
15. Only Hope by Mandy Moore
16. A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
17. If I Die Young by The Band Perry *
18. Cry by Mandy Moore [I'd call it "Cry (Part 2)".] *

Album 2: "Sexy"
1. My Prerogative by Britney Spears
2. I'm A Slave 4 U by Britney Spears
3. Outrageous by Britney Spears *
4. Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls
5. Blow by Ke$ha *
6. Me and U by Cassie
7. All The Lovers by Kylie Minogue
8. On A Night Like This by Kylie Minogue
9. Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls [With altered lyrics.] *
10. Love to Love You Baby by Donna Summer
11. If U Seek Amy by Britney Spears *
12. S&M by Rihanna **

* = Favorited by others.
** = MOST REQUESTED. ;)

You forgot hair by Lady Gaga ;)
 
You forgot hair by Lady Gaga ;)

No I don't know that song.

New songs I sang btw...

Perfume by Britney Spears

Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton

And there's more to come... ;

Here are the lyrics of "Don't Cha" that I altered. Enjoy. ;)

"Don't Cha"

"Uh, uh
Ooh baby
Huh
Dolls

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should GET F***ED BY ME

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a TOP like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home (oh, oh)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair, yeah)
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share (oh, oh)
Huuu...

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a TOP like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me (shh!)
You ain't blind

I know I'm on your mind
And I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me (shh!)
You ain't blind

See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand, heeey)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, oh, friend your secret is
Safe with me (shh!)
(Hot!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me (oh)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a TOP like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me (raw)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me (big thrills)
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha"
 
No I don't know that song.

New songs I sang btw...

Perfume by Britney Spears

Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton

And there's more to come... ;)
Its one of my most favorite songs ever you have to hear it it's about self empowerment!
 
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@Nasty_Freak: Where is Smoke On The Water on your list? That is the first song EVERYONE learns when they first pick up a musical instrument!

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ha, well, long story no one will really care about, but, I need to share it, anyway. I met some of my brother's friends at his birthday party last year (Feb). One of them seemed to enjoy hanging around me. It was obviously winter and a few of us were outside (I don't smoke but they do). We walked across the street and there was some ice there. i can't remember what the hell i said (probably something along the lines of slipping on ice) and he said to me he wouldn't let me fall on the ice. I dunno what it was, but, the way he said it made me think to myself 'lol this guy wants this'.

Anyway, life goes on, and suddenly everyone under the sun knows he likes me. obviously i was in a relationship (not any longer :) ) so I couldn't do anything, let alone the fact i hardly knew him because i just met him that night. well, he kept in contact and kept asking to go for dinner. again, was in a relationship, so, had to turn it down (just felt wrong to do it).

fast forward to saturday (the one that just went by) and i am at my brother's stag and doe. buddy is there, of course. well, he doesn't say anything to me, so, i'm all 'ok, guess he got over it'. well, i was very incorrect, lol. i said hi to him and he said hi, how's it going. he's very shy, so, yeah, lol. the night goes on and it's time to leave. i said bye and he gave a hug. oh man, he was the happiest guy ever lol. i then go outside and someone stops me at random. it's dark so i have no idea who the fudge i am talking to at all. he opens his arms for a hug and says 'you don't know me, but, i'm joey's dad' (which i did not catch him say who he was because it was 1am and i have no idea what the hell was going on at that point lol). i said hi, i'm derek's sister. he says i know, i've heard a lot about you. i said oh, i hope it was good stuff. he says yes, from joey. i lol'd.

joey was there outside and gave another hug lol. dude did not want to let go hahaha, D'AWWWWWWWWWW. well, now he talks to me non-stop and my battery on my phone dies quicker than ever. it's great because his birthday is exactly one month after mine, he's a gamer, he likes the cowboys, he likes to sleep and can hardly cook. he's me with a dick.
 
He's like me with a dick :laugh:


Good shit Jade. Dude seems like a jobber, but hopefully it works out for you. He sounds like a nice guy.
 
jobber, hahahaha, awesome XD

thanks, the ex is a friendly guy, but, i was very lonely, and he did some stupid fecking shit. it was more like a roommate situation and he said some uncool stuff so i was like ok, time to go. been in my own place since may 1st :) ex is still my friend and comes to visit, but, man, that poor fella just had no idea how to be a significant other a lot of times, haha.
 
You can split stuff 50/50. there's nothing special you have to do or anything, you are just entitled to a 50/50 split.
 
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