Jill Valentine was rummaging around her house, preparing for her horrifying journey that would change her life forever. She opened her bedroom drawer, her attitude changing from panic to anger as she had only one set of clothes left. “Dammit!” she shouted out loud, “I never got to do my laundry before the outbreak!” Jill removed a blue tube-top and a black mini-skirt from when she when out clubbing with Rebecca Chambers two years ago. She grew frustrated because she had gained weight since then but not in a bad kind of way. She sighed and slipped on the tight tube-top as it constricted tightly against her body, feeling like a second layer of skin. She then put on the also body-hugging mini-skirt and tied a white sweater around her waist just in case the temperature dropped.
Jill then headed downstairs with an assault rifle in hand as she exited the burning building, leaving her old home behind. “Where’s Chris when you need him? Seriously. He just had to leave to go stop Umbrella all by himself. He’s such a boy scout.” Jill then ran towards the police station when suddenly a zombie emerged from a sewer, grabbing her leg. Jill got angry, bashing open it’s head with the back of her assault rifle, causing the blood to flow onto her boots. “No! These were a gift! UGGGH!” She just brushed it off and headed through the Raccoon City Police Department gate.
Jill was about to enter the police station when she heard the gate open. In panic, she turned around and fired a few rounds as her heart raced. “OW! YOU F**ING SHOT ME! AGGGH!” “Brad? Brad Vickers? What the hell are you doing here?” “You shot me in the ing knee! What the * Jill?!” Jill blushed in embarrassment when suddenly she heard a huge stomping sound behind her. She turned around to see the biggest monstrosity she had ever laid eyes on. It was some kind of monster wearing a trench coat that looked like in lived in a cesspool. The monster growled, lashing a tentacle at Jill but she managed to dodge it, grabbing Brad instead.
“Jill! Jill! Help me! You owe me for shooting me in the damn knee!” Jill just smiled devilishly and said, “Karma sucks doesn’t it? You shouldn’t have left us back in that horrible mansion! You ran away like a little girl!” “AND I CAME BACK! You’d all be bloody remains if I had not saved your asses!” “Ugh, fine.” Jill sighed and aimed her assault rifle at the creature. She fired about five bullets, making the creature roar in agony when suddenly her weapon stopped. “Damn you’re out of luck Brad. It’s jammed.” “What do you mean it’s jammed?!” Brad shouted as he got pulled closer and closer to his demise. “Brad it was really nice meeting you. Well actually not really. I still hate you for grabbing my boobs at the awards ceremony. Oh and we all know you’re a virgin. Oh and Chris told me you have a tiny penis. I guess it reflects on your personality.” “YOU BIT---“ but Brad was cut off by a devastating punch to the face, silencing him before another was delivered by the monster. The creature then threw him down to the ground and demolished his face with the bottom of its boot. “S.T.A.R.S!” it grumbled loudly.
Jill looked up into the night sky. “Uh yeah there are stars out tonight. Are you like Frankenstein’s monster or something?” “S.T.AAAAAAAAA.R.S!!!” “Oh you mean S.T.A.R.S! Yeah I’m a member of S.T.A.R.S. What of it?” But then Jill thought to herself and said, “Wait. You’re made by Umbrella aren’t you? And you want S.T.A.R.S? OH SHIT!” Jill combat rolled past the creature, dodging its punch and entered the police station, boarding up the doors. She leaned up against the wall and breathed heavily, trying to get herself under control as the monster pounded on the door. “I have to get out of here. This is my last chance to escape.”
[One and a half hours later…]
Jill had made her way to a diner that she thought was abandoned. As she navigated through the bar area she could hear a faint humming coming from the kitchen. She got her rifle ready, pushing the door open slowly with her foot when the humming suddenly stopped. She aimed down her sight, looking down through the kitchen area when someone or something suddenly grabbed her.
To be continued...