Time to get hype, time to get wild, guess what its time for, FREESTYLES!!

AAALLL YOU FUTHAMUKKAZZ MAKE SUM NOISE

YO, Mc VaJayJay up in dis bish
I woke up in da mornin & I sucked a dick
I wont lie...
It smelled like shit...
and when I put it in my mouth,
it tasted like an old lady's clit.


I have no idea why I even posted this
 
AAALLL YOU FUTHAMUKKAZZ MAKE SUM NOISE

YO, Mc VaJayJay up in dis bish
I woke up in da mornin & I sucked a dick
I wont lie...
It smelled like shit...
and when I put it in my mouth,
it tasted like an old lady's clit.


I have no idea why I even posted this

I legitimately laughed at this for a good solid 10 minutes.

:congrats:
 
YOYOYOY PART2

i was in da club, takin a shit
I looked up nd I saw a dick
It was pokin thru a hole, da gloryhole
so put it in my mouth, nd took mah glory, ho
"Yo b4 u bust yo nut I need yo HIV tests"
"Yo, I got aids bish, u good as dead"
"Yo niqqa i don't care,
ya dick smell clean so i treat yo fair"
 
The British are coming the British are coming
Invasion of weak nigs soft served got me humming
Folk tales of talk take a dog for walks on the sidelines leaving lines of chalk
For the Brit, tea drinking crumpet suckin' hunka shit
I quit, giving love to those who choke on queen clit
And I mean it, hardcore, is what I give her
Spread my legs a little and watch me birth a liver
Or an onion, whatever gets you off and lets you have fun then
With men, if you down with that
I aint hear to judge, I don't got no special hat
Ass hat, we shall call you Ames
Fingers in our booties girl you know we aint playin'
A fun game, now thats lame, Resident evil 6 got your dicks on bricks
I Vital, you know it gets no blacker
Put his dick in a white bitcsh we'll call it an animal cracker
Racist, I what I claim this, masterpiece to be I am the king and I decree
Free booty, for all the slaves, The Marshall included you I don't hate
Back to the cuban, I mean the Brit
Tekken Tag cheater he thinks his team is legit
Nerf that, that gay shit, yo my son I can't play this



dome peice, reverse the I and E because we in the
THE THE THE, THE JOHNNY
Funkin' crazy
 
Mc Vajayjay and i'm here again
gunna tell u a story
bout how I funk men
I layed on my side & took it in my anus
this was da first step 2 becomin famous
so I got on my hands & knees
He funkin donkey punched me
I kno, fo sho, my ass was loaded
nd all of a sudden, his dick exploded
They was blood errywhere, it ain't clean
I'm now known as da donkey punch queen
 
It's been a long ass time, too long

Let's drop some rhymes again


AY

YO

Yeah

OKAY

I'm too sick, almost delirious and still trippin
But I aint on nothin, Mountain Dew is what I'm sippin
Step back or else I'll strap a bomb to your titty
Enough bang to blow up a whole shitty city
Haven't rapped in months, but you know my rhymes are still witty
You can hear my sounds blastin when the speaker's speakin
turn up, wake up the forest like a demon deacon

On some collegiate shit but you know I'm still in high school
Superpowers and strong chi be focused you bout to die, fool
I fly with the locusts wreakin havoc on your homeland
I run an airstrike to drop a nuke right where your home stands
But I'm not playing Call of Duty, I'm just callin booty
Flexin females while yall phaggits actin Gay like Rudy
But I aint never been one to boast
I live in the Gulf Coast and that shit stays hot like roast or toast
I didn't need to write this down, you know it's all from the brain
If I wanted to I could leave records broken like a window pane
 
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Consider this a pre-emptive warning,
Foreign innocents are harshly burning,
Their families anger and blame, misdirected,
The cost of war? is it... what's expected,

Critical thinking, Reason, and Logic should tell you,
Unstoppable greed, Motives, and Gains should compell you,
to leave hundreds, or thousands of footprints in the streets,
So why is it we freeze, avoid, and remain in our seats,

They take your fortune and make you work for them through taxes,
Avoid them, They send men in suits and dark sunglasses,

Social Media painting monsters on the faces of the pawns,
We're the same, but different so hatred spawns

They are using the puppets that we know as politicians,
Defense Contractors sending our young ones on suicide missions,
Blood Gore violence Drones and Hate.... war Kills,
Using strings made of billions of printed hundred dollar bills,

Avoid the money funded tube before there is something wrong with'cha (With you)
Poisoning your rational objective point of view through the monit'a (Monitor)
...
...
...
There is a strategic battle going on for your mind.

Think critically.
 
Bestow upon the peasants the presence of a king
Watch as He, kicks down the doors to the grocery's orgies
Notice me, the only one with the hammer
Swingin it louder than any hamster dribblin with no travel
Book the suite, cuz I got a fiendin' for cheeks
Latin teet, suckle for the golden release
And back it up cuz I need to fill my cup, te gusta
Help me relocate an dislocate the peas n carrots on my plate
Mashed potatoes
 
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