MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt5
SFAG: Good afternoon viewers!
MKAG: Welcome back to the showdown. The score is 3-1 with MK in the lead. Because yesterday was a sausage fest will concentrate more on the Female Games. Finally!
SFAG: The Games will continue at 1:00 pm. Its 12:07 pm. In the meantime let’s just sit down and enjoy the beach!
Before we get started on the beach events will listen in on a couple of Konvos.
Kung Lao: Ok Liu Kang I have to tell you something really important. However knowing my best friend I know you’ll flip shit when I tell you.
Liu Kang: What? Kung Lao whatever it is you have to tell me I will not flip out.
Kung Lao: Sure you will buddy.
*Whispers to Liu Kang about Jade’s supposed pregnancy*
Liu Kang: WHAT THE F*CK!?
Kung Lao: *Facepalms* Oh sure you flip out Liu.
Liu Kang: No shit! You got Jade pregnant! Of course I’m flipping out!!
Kung Lao: Gee and to think I was going to ask you to help.
Liu Kang: Lao, the best to do is pray that your seed didn’t reach her egg.
Kung Lao: Well I’m shit out of luck cause I’m sure her egg would take my seed hostage and make it its b*tch.
Freddy: A new day and hopefully a speaking role in this damn story.
YungQ94: See you have one right now.
Freddy: What?
YungQ94: Times up.
Freddy: Wait! No stop I—
Sub-Zero: Be careful today.
Frost: I will.
Scorpion: *Places hand on Frost’s belly* Yeah we don’t wanna damage the goods.
Frost: What goods?
Sub-Zero: Oh he’s just kidding babe. Cause if he doesn’t get out of here I’ll spine rip his ass.
Scorpion: *Gets to belly level* Don’t worry lil guy. I’m sure your father-
*Sub-Zero places a cold hand on Scorpion’s skull*
Scorpion: AHHHHHH!!! It burns in a cold way!
Sub-Zero: *Drags Scorpion away* Well babe me and Scorpion are going to play lost and found in the sand. Like I said be careful.
Jax: Guys I need help.
Kano: Sure mate wassup?
Freddy: *From a distance* Don’t f*cking ignore me!!
Jax: Yesterday Sonya was blushing at the fact of us being mistaken for a couple. I mean its crazy right?
*Kabal drops beach bag, Kano rubs forehead twice, and Johnny cage takes off his sunglasses*
Johnny Cage: What the hell?
Jax: What?
Johnny Cage: I can’t explain to you how much I despise you.
Jax: Why is that?
Johnny Cage: *Places hand on Jax’s shoulder* Let me try to explain this to you Jax. You! Jackson F*cking Briggs have a female named Sonya Blade who might like you.
Jax: That’s not for certa-
Johnny Cage: No f*ck up and let me finish. Sonya, the female who supposedly likes you, has a 38 DD cup bra, has an hourglass figure that doesn’t have an inch of fat on it, and is smarter than all of us in this group combined. And your complaining about it to us.
Jax: …..
Johnny Cage: *Puts on sunglasses and takes hand off shoulder* Jax I mean it when I say eat your heart out and die in a hole. *Walks away*
Kano: Agreed.
Kabal: *Shakes head* You let me down bro.
Jax: *Sighs* Last time I ask for help.
SFAG: Female participants it’s time to start the third game of the Females Games.
*The females appear at the obstacle course*
SFAG: Care to explain partner?
MKAG: Well thanks for offering. Ok so this is the Obstacle course. Last night beach staff set up this elaborate obstacle course. Kinda amazing for a short time notice huh?
SFAG: I have to say it is pretty amazing.
MKAG: Contestants will have a team of five to complete the course. The Obstacle Course is a game that relies on teamwork, agility, and most importantly the last person. Whichever team crosses first wins.
SFAG: However the rules don’t end there. The contestants must have a baton to past at all times, and they must hand it off, no throwing what so ever.
MKAG: Were waiting for the Ref to get these two teams started. Here are the teams for this event:
MK Team: Kitana, Jade, Skarlet, Mileena, Sonya.
SF Team: Chun-Li, Rose, Ibuki, Juri, Cammy.
There will be five events:
Frogger- Contestants must avoid oncoming cars shot from a cannon.
Monkey Bars- Contestants must swing their way to the next platform but there is a twist.
Water Rapids: Contestants must climb a wall of with water rapidly coming down on them to get on the other side.
Balls of Fury: Contestants must make their way across a beam and avoid oncoming dodge balls.
Punch Out!: Contestants will be put on a treadmill with the speed against them and must avoid the swing boking gloves to finish the course. The treadmill will randomly stop to disrupt contestants.
Ref: Ok ladies take the position on the water slide and wait for my signal to go.
Kitana: Hey good luck *Holds out hand*
Chun-Li: You too. *Squeezes hand hard*
*Kitana does the same*
*From the bleachers*
Liu Kang: This is going to be a fierce cat fight.
Kung Lao: Hey Liu Kang you know if they lose no more quickies from Kitana until tomoroow.
Liu Kang: Shut the hell up.
Ermac: *Looking at Mileena* We wonder what’s wrong with Mily.
Smoke: Ah I’m sure she’s just a lil worried that Scorpion isn’t here yet.
Sub-Zero: 0-0 Oh shit I forgot! *Gets up and runs to the beach*
Smoke: Hm? Wonder what’s his deal.
Ref: Ok ladies this is it. Ready? 3… 2… 1… GO!
Kitana and Chun-Li both shoot down the 20 ft water slide at blistering speed. At the jump Chun-Li landed safely on the first obstacle, Frogger, while Kitana floated down ahead of her using her fans. Both began to jump on the Logs and avoid wrecked cars thrown at them though a cannon. Kitana was able to reach Jade first while Chun-Li tried to close the gap and got the baton to Rose.
SFAG: MK in the lead. Can they keep it up?
MKAG: Next obstacle, Monkey Bars.
Jade proceed to jump on the bar but fell into the water below for the bars were slicked in Vaseline. Jade had to swim back to the starting position while Rose used her scarf thing to swing effortless to the other side.
Rose: Your gonna have to do better than… huh?
MKAG: Wow this is unexpected. Jade is using her boomerangs to stab the bars and make her way across the next platform.
Rose hand the baton off to Ibuki while Jade came behind her with the baton for Skarlet. The next obstacle was Water Rapids. With water rushing down the wall both females used their projectiles to stab and climb the wall. However Skarlet was frozen.
SFAG: Oh its not looking good for MK.
MKAG: Since Skarlet is made out of blood, the cold water is affecting her ability to move.
SFAG: However Ibuki can survive the temperature of the water for she trains all year long to advance in her ninja skills.
Ibuki crossed on the Platform to hand the baton to the Juri while Skarlet was still on the wall.
Skarlet: Damn this temperature. Hey wait a minute…
Taking her projectile she moved to a middle part in the obstacle and began to climb upwards until she reached the top. Once at the top she got a running start and jumped onto the platform to hand the baton to Mileena. Next obstacle course, Balls of Fury.
MKAG: That was an impressive display of skill but it doesn’t make up the lead SF has. Juri is halfway to the end.
Juri: Hahahaha! This is way too- *Ball to the face*
MKAG: Oh she took a huge one to the face!
SFAG: Come on partner. There’s kids watching this.
*From bleachers*
Scorpion: You know Sub-Zero you and your f*ckery have got to stop.
Sub-Zero: My f*ckery? Your f*ckery is way more f*cked up than my f*ckery.
Kenshi: That’s a whole lot of f*cks in one f*cking sentence.
Mileena: Scorpion!
Scorpion: Hey! Get going you don’t wanna fall behind!
Mileena: *Sees Juri climbing the ladder* Ok I’m off.
Mileena: Begins to run on the beam when the dodge balls start to be thrown. However Mileena uses her ball form to avoid all of them while Juri has to keep getting hitting the balls. Mileena crosses onto the next platform and hands the baton to Sonya who is ready to take on the final obstacle, Punch out!
Sonya: See ya shrimp. *Starts off*
Cammy: *Recieves baton* Your mine bimbo!
SFAG: This intensity is fierce!
MKAG: Cammy caught up to Sonya in no time.
SFAG: Their both next and neck on that treadmill. Both dodging the boxing glows. They are half way to the finish line. Who’s gonna be first?
Sonya: For somebody as short as you I’m surprised your legs can keep up with your body!
Cammy: And those bloody sacks of fat aren’t helping you ‘ither!
Suddenly the treadmill stops and Sonya is off balance while Cammy performs her Spiral Arrow move to knock Sonya into the air. Sonya is then hit in the stomach with one of the boxing gloves and sent flying off the course.
Cammy: Ha! I hope that abortion helped yeah you cow!
Kano: Aw Jax I’m sorry for your lost.
Jax: I’ll knock your other eye out you prick.
SFAG: Can Cammy close it out?
MKAG: … Yes she does! She crosses the finish line!
SF Females: YEAH!!!!!!
Sonya: *Climbs up ladder holding her stomach* Damnit all.
Jade: Hey don’t worry about it. You did your best.
Kitana: Don’t worry the next game is ours if we put our hearts into it.
Cammy: Motivational speeches for the losers? How touching.
Sonya: This isn’t over.
Cammy: Far from it, you twat. *Walks away*
Sonya: Her ass is mine!
MKAG: The tension is just too scary. Well folks join us later for a Males Games event after the break.
SFAG: With the score 3-2 the question is, can MK keep the lead? Join us later for a new showdown!
Sorry it took me so long to write this. I’ve been busy working out for wrestling season. That’s no excuse though for I have to write to keep my fellow TRMK members happy with MK Logic :-D. Or else I’ll get a fatality performed on me. Maybe several. Anyway look out for the next episode
