Red vs Blue

Webster

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This is by far my favorite show of all time. anyone else here love this too?
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<3 Rooster Teeth <3

I dated a guy who had a Chupathingy t-shirt. I loved it. I kinda wish I had stolen it after we broke up.
 
I love Red vs Blue. The guy who made the fighting scenes name is Monty Oum. His work is mind boggling.
Off topic, but he has this other fighting series called Dead Fantasy. I'd check it out if I were you.
 
Sarge: Bring out the vehicle
Sarge: Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the L-M-N-R-7-2-0 [Wrong designation I know]
Sarge: Thats its official name, but I like to call it the Warthog.
Grif: Why a warthog sir? It doesn't really look like a pig. I think it looks like a puma.
Sarge: Now what in sam-hell is a puma?
Grif: Its a big cat, like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: What, no!
Sarge: Well, you see these towhooks, they look like tusks. And what animal has tusks?
Grif: A Walrus?
Sarge: I told you to stop making up animals!

On a cliff watching through a sniper scope...

Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: What?
Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: I am so sick of you asking me that question! You asked me that five minutes ago! They are just standing there and talking. Thats what they were doing five minutes ago, and thats what they are doing now, so five minutes from now, when you ask me again "What are they doing" they are STILL just going to be standing there and talking.
Tucker: What are they talking about?
Church: I F-ing hate you!
...
Tucker: What's that?
Church: It looks like a vehicle of some kind.
Tucker: What does it look like?
Church: Like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: Like a puma?
Church: Yeah! Like a puma!

Sarge: Simmons, whats the mexican lizard? the one that eats all the goats?
Simmons: That would be the Chupacabra, Sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif.... Chupathingy

I paraphrase with errors I am sure. But that is by far my favorite skit.
 
I love Church. He's such a jackass.

Scene from recreation

Tucker: Hey, what's that voice?
Sarge: I'm not sure. It sounds annoying, painful, and grating, all at the same time.

I have every episode that isn't season 9 on my ipod. Stoked for tomorrow.
 
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