What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode

YungQ94

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SOOOOO everybody played the MK9 storyline right? Ok good, well this is some of the things that should have happen. Enjoy :)!

Chapter 1: Johnny Cage

(First match)
Shang Tsung: You will now face Reptile!
Johnny Cage: Ok where is h--
Reptile: *Reptile appears right in front of him* RAWR!!
Johnny Cage: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Everybody: Hahahahahhaha!!!

(After the Second match with Baraka)
Shang Tsung: FINISH HIM!!
Johnny Cage: Ok *rips of Baraka's arms with his blades still intact, and repeatedly stab him*
Shang Tsung: 0-0 damn dude no need for all that. What he do to you?
Johnny Cage: ***** broke my sun glasses.
Shang Tsung: So?
Johnny Cage: They were $500. They cost more than your rinky dink bathrobe!

(Cutscene with Raiden and Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: He is the God of Thunder! You shall not disrespect him!
Johnny Cage: hahahahahah! Yeah and Im Chuck ****ing Norris!! Ah man, if you excuse me i have a blond to motorboat like br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br.

(Cutscene with Sonya)
Sonya: Leave me alone!
Johnny Cage: O ok see I was going to help you find your partner. I hate to see a beautiful girl like yourself wander around this flithy island.
Sonya: Well maybe I need a lil help.

(Beginning of Fourth Match) *Really the Third cause he didn't fight Sonya*
Kano: Sonya!
Johnny Cage: Ex-Boyfriend?
Sonya: He wishes.
Kano: Well **** both of ya!
 
Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt1

Haha! Lol love this!! :) I hope you do the other ones! =D
 
Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt1

Of course :). I plan to due the whole story mode, even the shinnok reveal thingy. Im glad you like it
 
Lmao Thxs "br br br br br br br"

OOOOOOOOOK guys heres another one to make ya laugh. ENJOY!! :)

Chapter 2: Sonya Blade

(First Match)

Sonya: Jax? Jax are you in here?
Jax: Yeah Im in the kitchen making everybody sandwhichs you want one?
Sonya: Alright calm down jeez. Wow you look like shit.
Jax: Oh because im black?
Sonya: No because it looks like somebody kicked your ass.
Jax: .......Shut up and get me out this damn cage already.
Shang Tsung: Excuse me but where the hell do you humans think you're going?
Sonya: Leaving.
Shang Tsung: Not until you face Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei!!
Sub-zero: *Sub-zero appears* Now you will feel death's COLD embrace!
Sonya: That pun sucked.
Sub-zero: *points at Sonya's boobs* And those look fake you dumb bimbo.
Sonya: Oh hell no!!

(Second Match)

Shang Tsung: Good now you face--
Sonya: No were leaving this tournament or whatever the hell it is.
Raiden: *Raiden teleports* What's all the hub bub about?
Sonya: Who the **** are you?
Raiden: I am Raiden, God of Thunder.
Sonya: Chyeah and I'm the first woman president.
Raiden: Listen I can help you let your friend escape.
Shang Tsung: And how the hell are you going to do that with me standing right here?
Sonya: Simple, I'll beat your ass!
Raiden: *sees vison* No you can't fight him.
Sonya: Fine I'll beat your ass!

(Thrid Match)

Sonya: God of Thunder my ass.
Raiden Shield your eyes.
Sonya: Why?
Raiden: So I can help you escape you dumbass!
Sonya: Oh.
*After Sonya and Jax leave*
Shang Tsung: What the hell?!?
Raiden: What you let them escape.
Shang Tsung: Cause they wont get far.
Raiden: Yes, they are capable.
Shang Tsung: Um no you dumb **** see, this island is surrounded by cloaking magic >:]>.
Raiden: Soo why do I hear a Helicopter then?
Shang Tsung: FUUUUUUUUU--

(Fourth Match) *Damn there's alot of fighting*

Sonya: Move it, that's an order!
Jax: Ha, so you think your top dog now. You better slow your damn role.
Sonya: Special Forces Command, where's that damn evac?
Pilot #1: Don't get your thong twisted, Bobby had to take a dump. Were on our way.
Sonya: Help is almost here, sit tight Soldier.
Kitana: By order of Shang Tsung, no one leaves this island.
Sonya: I don't have time for this shit, I'll take you both on!

(Fifth Match)

Sonya: Are you ok?
Jax: I'm fine.
Sonya: Liar. After I take you to base I'm coming back to this crazy island. Kano is here.
Jax: Ahhhh will you please drop that shit already!
Sonya: No I trusted him.
Jax: Oh so it wasn't the Xmas party when you--
Sonya: Jax please, Shut the **** up.
*Helicopter approaches*
Pilot #2: Sonya where about to touchdown.
Pilot #1: Hey Bobby whats that?
Pilot #2: What are you taking about?
*Sees flaming skull coming towards them*
Both Pilots: OOOOOHHH SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIT!!!!
Sonya: NO!
Jax! SHIT!
Shang Tsung: Yeah where the **** do you think your going? The tournament is far from over. You have a new challenger Sonya, Kano.
Sonya: Let's settle this you bastard!
Kano: Hehe, your movie star pretty boy boyfriend aint going to save your ass this time.
Jax: Boyfriend?!?!?

(Cutscene to end of the Chapter)
Sonya: Your coming with me.
*Shang Tsung shoots his fire thing*
Sonya: Are you kidding me?
Shang Tsung: Yeah I think I'll keep him as a lapdog. Kitana! Jade! Lets go.
Kano: Toodles.
*Punches Kano in the balls*
Kano: ARGH!!
Johnny Cage: Sonya? Ok good your alright. I see you found him. S'up?
Jax: *Grunts*
*Raiden walks up to Jax*
Sonya: What the **** are you doing?
Johnny Cage: Don't worry he's cool.
*Raiden heals Jax*
Jax: Thank you! I feel like brand new!
Sonya: Thank you... Raiden.
Raiden: Yeah whatever. Im going to make this brief. I've seen visions from the future that predicte certain events. This is connected with all of your fates and Earthrealm as well.
Liu Kang: What have you foreseen?
Raiden: Well I saw that I got my ass handed to me and that Shao Khan became invincible. We all die, and Earthrealm is destroyed. These visions are a guide to battle Shao Khan. If we do not follow them then we create serious problems for ourselves.
Johnny Cage: Holy shit! Well can't you just destroy all these competitors today so that we have a better challenge in this tournament?
Raiden: I can't for I have not been directly challenged.
Johnny Cage: Shit. Well what do we do besides looking beautiful.
Sonya: *blushes*
Raiden: Let the tournament run its course for the time being. Then we will strike.
Sonya: Ok, where with you on your plan Raiden.
Raiden: *Nods*
 
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Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt2

I literally rofl'd at this part:
"Shield your eyes"
"why?"
"So I can help you escape dumbass!"
XDDD
 
Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt2

Aw man im really glad yall like this series. I think everybody is going to like Chapter 15 and 16. Those are going to be hilarious, promise!!! :)
 
I was actually thinking about that. Have actually voice actors to commit and post it. Hey anything is possible. :D

*actual lol typo
 
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Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt2

This was better than the first. Keep them koming!

Oh, and if you need voice acting, I'm here for ya'.
 
Ok thx :). And since you offer your voice acting skills who do you think you sound like the most out of the MK9 cast?

SOOOOOOOOO everybody likes them a lil Scropion right? (Except Bi-Han. COUGH COUGH COUGH!!) Well lets get started on this Chapter 3!! Also on another note I acciedently backspaced at the last minute and had to rewrite this so please, Enjoy! :)

Chapter 3: Scropion

(First Match)

Shang Tsung: Ok without anymore distractions *looks at Earthrealm* let us continue with our next kombatant, Scropion!
*Scropion appears*
Johnny Cage: Holy shit that guy came out of a pit of fire.
Shang Tsung: Scropion, Spectre of the Netherrealm, was reconstructed by Quan Chi to fight in this tournament. He is the #1 kombatant in this tournament.
Scropion: Listen to me everyone. I am here to get revenge on the Lin Kuei Sub-Zero. If the rest of you want all of your body parts intact and all your teeth in your skull then take your asses home.
*One person leaves*
*After Raiden sees his vision of Kung Lao, Raiden walks up to Kung Lao*
Raiden: Kung Lao I know its you.
Kung Lao: Holy shit what?!?!? How did you know it was me.
Raiden: Ancient Chinese Secret. Anyway if you challenge Scropion you will lose.
Kung Lao: I am Liu Kang's equal.
Raiden: Your only his equal because of your teleport and your dive kick. Without these two techniques then your just a warrior in a church lady hat.
Kung Lao: Fine I shall defeat him without these two techniques. *Takes of costume* I accept your challenge!
Scropion: Ok, how do you like your ass kickings? Medium-well or Well-done?

(Second Match)

Liu Kang: Kung Lao!
Raiden: "But Raiden I am Liu Kang's equal!" Look what happened, you got your ass kicked and you made Earthrealm look like a bunch of *****es. Great Job. Maybe now you'll listen to your elders when they speak.
Scropion: Ok that was a great warm-up. Now I demand Sub-Zero.
Shang Tsung: I'm sorry did you organize this tournament? No? Then shut the **** up and face Nightwolf!!
*Nightwolf stroll's up to Scropion*
Nightwolf: Your aggression is misplaced.
Scropion: What the hell do you know about my past?
Nightwolf: Your not the only one whose people have been slaughtered by somebody else.
Scropion: ..... What's your damn point?
Nightwolf: My damn point is that you must not cling to the past. You must fine another solution to your problems.
Scropion: How about this: I kick your ass, give Sub-Zero a slow painful death, eat a nice hot steak and be on my way. Sounds good? Ok then, shut the **** up and fight!

(Cutscene with Raiden)
Shang Tsung: An impressive start.
Scropion: I swear if you don't bring that mother****er Bi-Han to this courtyard then I'm going to kick your ass.
Quan Chi: Whoa calm down.
Shang Tsung: You will fight Sub-Zero soon enough. As for that little comment you better calm your ass down for I have Goro drop your ass. Come on Quan Chi we out!
*After everyone leaves*
Raiden: I agree with your revenge Scropion but Nightwolf is right, there are other solutions.
Scropion: And what solution is that Somebro God?
Raiden: -__-# How about I bring your damn clan back you, you ungrateful *****.
Scropion: Oh shit really?!?!?
Raiden: Yeah I can make it happen. What do ya think? Spare one life and you get your whole clan back.
Scropion: You got yourself a deal.

(Third Match)

Cyrax: Robots?!?!?
Sektor: Keep your damn voice down.
Cyrax: So you mean I have to give up my passion for pussy and free will just for the Grandmaster's ultimate plan?
Sektor: Yeah.
Cyrax: FUUUUUUUUUUU--
Sektor: Shh! Scropion.
Cyrax: I see that you came to either beg for your life or commit suicide in front of us. Either way were going to laugh our asses off.
Scropion: Actually my clan might live again.
Cyrax: *Pushes Scropion* What you fail to realize is that we don't give two shits about your clan!
Shang Tsung: OOOOOH shit another, challenge! Scropion VS. Cyrax and Sektor!
Cyrax: I guess will kill you before Sub-Zero does!

(Fourth Match)

Scropion: I won't kill sub-Zero. But remind me to slaughter you too later.
Sub-Zero: ***** please you know you can't kill me.
Scropion: Sub-Zero don't talk shit when I'm letting you of easy. I will avenge my clan
Sub-Zero: Go to hell! You and your ****ing clan!
Scropion: That gives me a nice idea. Hey Sub-Zero wanna know what it feels like to be an ice cube in Hell? *Takes Sub-Zero to Hell*
Sub-Zero: So your telling me after all this time spent in Hell you still haven't acquired a decent tan?
Scropion: Enough of your damn jokes! I'm about to show you the bottom of my foot and the backside of my hand!!

(Cutscene to end the Chapter)

Scropion: It is done. I have gain my revenge for my clan.
Quan Chi: So your not going to slice open is neck and take a shit in it?
Scropion: What?! No?!?! Why in the hell would I do that?!
Quan Chi: You talk in your sleep. Anyway let me just pull up Youtube with my magic and show you why you should kill him.
*Aftering seeing flashback*
Scropion: I am going to destroy Sub-Zero!! He shall...! Wait there's two minutes left of that video.
Quan Chi: *Waving hand frantically* Uhhh nothing, nothing at all.
Sub-Zero: That's not me!
Scropion: That is the same thing everybody else is going to say once your dead *****! *pulls off mask*
*Back at Shang Tsung's throne room*
Scropion: *Holds up skull* Ummm. Hey Raiden is the deal still on?
Raiden: Hell no.
Scropion: FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!
*Scropion Disappears*
Raiden: I guess that's how the cookie crumbles.
Cyrax: What the hell? Why are you cracking jokes when one of my Lin Kuei brothers is dead!
Raiden: Yeah your right I apologize. But it is his own fate.
Cyrax: No it wasn't! We Lin Kuei do things with reason.
Raiden: Oh such as the Cyber Initiative.
Cyrax: Wha-!? I don't know what your talking about.
Raiden: Oh so the rumor that the Lin Kuei is turning into cyborgs is a lie. Hmm I wonder where's Sektor?
Cyrax: Alright damn! Yeah its true, but I am one of the few that are speaking out against the plan. I want to have my emotions and sense of free will intact.
Raiden: Ok so why did you join this tournament?
Cyrax: .......Research.
Raiden: On how to lie?. Well your doing a terrible job. What is the reason before I turn you from dark to extra crispy.
Cyrax: ....Shang Tsung invited us.
Raiden: Wow, and I bet he's paying you to kill Earthrealm warriors so they can lose. Not cool bro.
Cyrax: My royalty is to the Grandmaster! Not to Bruce Lee's uncle!
Raiden: Yeah well Bruce Lee's uncle can prevent the destruction of Earthrealm and the Lin Kuei if you do not kill Earthrealm warriors. Think about it.
 
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Don't worry, Moar shall be produced!! :D

I apologize for the stalling of this chapter everybody. PLEASE DON'T FINISH ME!! Look I Have Cyrax's chapter! Enjoy!!

Chapter 4 Cyrax (Shortest Chapter in the game) ((Coincedence? I think not))

(First Match)

*Cyrax strolling across the bridge*
Sheeva: Halt Lin Kuei!
Cyrax: Oh look its Mr. T's cousin to present me a coupon to the gym. Why do you approach me? I have been summoned to kill Johnny Cage. Do not interfere with my mission.
Sheeva: Shang Tsung has no need for you anymore!
Cyrax: Wow so he sent his *****es to kill me?
Sheeva: Yes, for he is terminating your contract, and you!

(Second Match)

Baraka: This fight is not over!
Cyrax: Wait I saw you get your arms ripped off.
Baraka: Nope, one of my troops toke the fall for me.
Cyrax: Oh, so you think that you can beat me? HA! I just put the smackdown on She-Hulk's sister, you think I can't take care of you Sharktooth?

(Third Match)

Cyrax: Seems like I have to talk to the old man about our "contract".
*Strolls to the Courtyard*
Cyrax: Sektor! Old man Jenkins over here tried to have me killed.
Shang Tsung: Well, Mustard why did you gossip with the thunder god? Are you trying to jeopardized your contract?
Sektor: Don't worry, if Cyrax doesn't complete his task will beat him with a pillow sack of quarters and nickels.
Shang Tsung: Cool. Now the next match will be Cyrax Vs. Johnny Cage!
Johnny Cage: Time to win another one :).
*Pimp walks to the middle*
Johnny Cage: Hey I think I'll put you in my next movie. It's called Death of the Sunny D Mascot.

(Epic Cutscene)

Shang Tsung: FINISH HIM!
*Stare off*
Cyrax: I won't kill him. *Throws Johnny Cage* *grunts* Fake Duke Nuke em'.

(Fourth Match)

Sektor: What the hell?!?!?! You were supposed to kill the actor!
Cyrax: I think somebody will get him eventually. Like a centuar or some shit I don't know.
Sektor: You disobeyed your orders.
Cyrax: You wax your arm pits.
Sektor: The Cyber Initiative will elimate that type of behavior.
Cyrax: This is the type of behavior that does not need to be commend! I will not trade my freewill to become some robotic *****!

(Another Epic Cutscene FTW)

Sektor: No one leaves the Lin Kuei...
Cyrax: Shut the **** up and take your ass to sleep. *Kicks Sektor*



*Two questions:
One, did anyone else think Cyrax was going to be black? :-? Did not see that coming.
Second, I was thinking about writing a series called MK Logic, basically its a komedy (see what I did there :)) where the MK cast have lives, relationships, and other stuff. My question was would you guys like to read something like that? A response is greatly appreciated, and thank you for reading!!
 
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Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt4

Yea Cyrax was black in Gold, Deadly Alliance, and Armageddon. And I think that MK logic would be funny
 
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