Critical-Limit
New member
Character select screen I go to choose my main,
Costume number 1 Scorpion is the one I claim,
You worry, you cower, and you show your fear,
Because you can smell the lag that's up in here,
It's Round 1 and I'm ready to go,
The lag is so bad, it's like Slow Mo,
you worry, you cower, and you show your fear,
this is the fifteenth time I threw my spear,
Each time you let go of block too early,
assuming you hold block longer surely,
I sit at full meter, more unstockable,
you block my moves, hellfire unblockable,
Your nightwolf specials cannot save you no more,
I lagged on purpose so your choices would be poor,
You miss time your special energy hammer,
Lose the game, and call me a spammer.
replay it asks, you say no and you roll.
Little did you know you just fed the troll.
Costume number 1 Scorpion is the one I claim,
You worry, you cower, and you show your fear,
Because you can smell the lag that's up in here,
It's Round 1 and I'm ready to go,
The lag is so bad, it's like Slow Mo,
you worry, you cower, and you show your fear,
this is the fifteenth time I threw my spear,
Each time you let go of block too early,
assuming you hold block longer surely,
I sit at full meter, more unstockable,
you block my moves, hellfire unblockable,
Your nightwolf specials cannot save you no more,
I lagged on purpose so your choices would be poor,
You miss time your special energy hammer,
Lose the game, and call me a spammer.
replay it asks, you say no and you roll.
Little did you know you just fed the troll.
I might do one for each character and kind of poke fun at them based on online experiences people can relate to as well.
