rank them all

dont know if this has been done or not? rank all the characters in order of how much you like them. saw this on mko, looked kindof fun. im using the official character select screen, the most recent one, so no belokk, meat, tremor, taven .........

tell me to shut up if noone cares about this

love

1. sub-zero
2. shao kahn
3. noob saibot
4. kintaro
5. scorpion
6. quan chi
7. shinnok
8. liu kang
9. kabal
10. shang tsung

like

11. motaro
12. baraka
13. frost
14. smoke
15. cyrax
16. kung lao
17. milenna
18. raiden
19. reptile
20. stryker


decent

21. ermac
22. rain
23. goro
24. havik
25. jade
26. johnny cage
27. sonya blade
28. sheeva
29. jax
30. sector
31. reiko
32. kitana
33. kano
34. movado - has potential

indifferent

35. fujin
36. kobra
37. onaga - worst boss ever
38. shujinko - too many moves
39. kenshi - hes blind
40. hotaru - strong but not enough moves
41. kira
42. sindel - too much hair
43. chameleon
44. nightwolf
45. lie mai
46. moloch


never really played much as

47. jarek
48. sereena - never played much oh mkm
49. tanya - anger issues
50. dairious - eddy gordo wannabe for alt
51. kai - beefed up on roids

useless

52. ashrah - terrible idea, her hat is annoying too
53. bo rai cho - the big trainer of the almighty liu kang is an overweight drunk
54. drahmin - just ugly and gross
55. mokap - dont have to say anything
56. nitara - wesley snipes
57. dairou - worst move ever, fall on the ground and your oppenent gets hurt
58. hsu hao - most pointless character

Ok here is MY list of MK Kombatant Rankings. I fixed some of your spelling mistakes and renamed the categories. Minor, but I'm picky. Feel free to comment.

LOVE!

1. Sub-Zero - He f*cking freezes things! I mean COME ON!
2. Scorpion - He's got a skull...under his mask...'nuff said.
3. Liu Kang - WAAAAW! WAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAW!
4. Sektor - He's a robot with a flamethrower and an army of Tekunin. Pure badass.
5. Reptile - I love the way he moves.
6. Shao Kahn - Kick your ass!
7. Shinnok - Man those robes are HAWT! Oh, and he has the whole skeletal hand thing.
8. Cyrax - The thing that really hooked me on him was the helicopter fatality.

Like

9. Shang Tsung - Pure. Evil.
10. Baraka - DAMN I wish I had a pair of blades that fine!
11. Smoke (Both varieties included) - I admire his principles.
12. Jax - He's one badass Mutha F*cka.
13. Kitana - She's the hottest character in MK...period.
14. Raiden - Lightning has always been one of my favorite elements.
15. Motaro - BIG. Hits hard. Metal laser beam shooting tail.
16. Frost - If I love Subby, why wouldn't I like a Sub-Chick?
17. Quan Chi (MK4 Variety ONLY thank you) - Skull fireballs and one BADASS voice (In Mythologies)
18. Noob Saibot - Old Sub-Zero and one seriously evil dude.
19. Shujinko
- I'm one of his few fans.
20. Drahmin - He's a rotting corpse with a bigass club. What more do you want!?
21. Mileena - Annoying to fight yes but has a good story.
22. Kung Lao - Never liked him as much as some of the others.
23. Kintaro - SO much better than Goro. SO MUCH.

Decent

24. Ermac - I toyed with putting him under "like" but I didn't.
25. Johnny Cage - He's fun at times, but also annoying.
26. Rain - Lightning Strike. Cheapest. Move. Ever.
27. Kano - CANNONBAAAAAALLLL!!! And knives, don't forget the knives.
28. Havik - He EATS...your ARMS...that ROCKS!
29. Kabal - Love the mask and the hookswords.
30. Jade - Least favorite of the 3 fem. ninjas but still high on the list.
31. Sonya Blade - Never liked her as much as the other original chars.
32. Li Mei - Probably the hottest new addition since Kitana.
33. Khameleon - She's secretive and undeveloped. She's untapped territory.
34. Meat - Used to be a joke, but I always felt accomplished when I finally got him.
35. Ashrah - Hate the hat. That's why I play with her Alt. Costume.
36. Reiko (Updated MK4 look from MK:A mostly)



37. Darrius - Great moveset and I loved his weapons. Moderate story too.
38. Kira - Everybody is too hard on her. Not very original no, but she rips off good characters.
39. Movado (Your right, has potential) - And the bungee hooks are great fun.
40. Kai (MK:A Variety only) - He was utterly useless in MK4.

Indifferent

41. Fujin - Wind. Water. Earth. Fire. Heart....HEART!
42. Kobra - Severely underrated. He consistantly kicks my ass.
43. Chameleon - Worth less than Meat before his revamp. Now he's cool.
44. Moloch - MK needed a big demon.
45. Bo Rai Cho - Fat and stupid, hated him in MK. But he was good in MKA.
46. Hsu Hao - Red beam in the chest for the win!
47. Sareena - Sort of demony now...I liked her better in MKM:SZ.
48. Blaze (MKA variety as I have nothing to judge on so far)

Don't really like so much...

49. Jarek - Pretty much ur average Kano knockoff with like NO story. Worthless.
50. Goro - Half naked and FAR inferior to Kintaro. Pretty boring really...
51. Nitara - Good story, bad look, bad style, bad fatality. BAD alt. costume.
52. Kenshi - He's blind and worthless...his story needed to be concluded in MKA. Ermac wannabe...
53. Nightwolf - Your stereotypical Native American Shaman. Offensive AND boring!

HATE HATE HAAAAAATE!!!

54. Mokap - OW MY BALLS!
55. Sheeva - If I didn't like Goro...?
56. Tanya - Kitana reskin and a generally worthless character. Came out of nowhere. No backstory.
57. Sindel - HATE that hair thing!
58. Dairou - Horrible moves and fighting styles. Useless storywise. Not even a good look. Generally terrible.
59. Onaga - Worst. Boss. Ever. Cheap, annoying, and generally not fun to fight.
60. Stryker - The list is too long to put here...

ok this is just my top twenty

love

01. Raiden - cause he's "the ownage"
02. Shang Tsung - cause I love his sword combo's
03. Kung Lao - he throws his hat at people whats not cool about that
04. Mileena - she's hot!!
05. Bo'Rai Cho - a good role model for the kids
06. Rain - his umk3 combo's and because he's purple
07. Smoke - great background story
08. Ashrah - her background story and her originality
09. Quan Chi - came into mortal kombat with a massive presence which has grown ever since
10. Kano - the perfect example of a brute henchman he's also a fellow aussie

like

11. Sonya Blade - a fantastically playable character who is often under rated
12. Shinnok - he has a hat but he doesnt throw it
13. Shao Khan - so soft and cuddly like a puppy
14. Noob Saibot - Because he's Noob Saibot
15. Jade - that video and her smacking me down again and again in mk2
16. Ermac - an example of good character developement
17. Fujin - only character i have been unable to fully master I have respect for that
18. Johnny Cage - haha he's so lame
19. Motaro - spent so much time and energy in the arcades trying to take this guy down his image is permanently burned into the back of my mind
20. Scorpion - get the **** over here!!

This is a great way to waste time at work.
My boss says his lawyers will be in touch:

FLAWLESS VICTORY

1 Sub-Zero - I'm going to take your spine ... off
2 Scorpion - Insert fanboy drooling here
3 Kung Lao - Razor hat, mysterious eyes, COME ON!
4 Shang Tsung - MK2 onwards, fantastic
5 Kabal - MK3 best comedy fatalities ever
6 Smoke - Fatality that destroys a planet anyone?
7 Sektor - most robotic of the robots
8 Shao Kahn - I win!
9 Sheeva - purely for her Skin Rip fatality
10 Jade - 'cos I can actually do her combos n stuff

EXCELLENT

11 Cyrax - Can't have 3 robots in the top 10
12 Raiden - always a favourite
13 Reptile - It's great the way he evolved from a palette swap
14 Motaro - nastiest sub boss ever
15 Kano - for the heart rip alone!
16 Liu Kang - Zombie fun
17 Quan Chi - Great addition
18 Hsu Hao - Cyrus Stomp!
19 Mileena - Sai > Fan
20 Havik - best of the MKD newcomers

YOU WIN

21 Jax - Gotcha grab! But ... tonfas?
22 Goro - Classic Shokan
23 Li Mei - Purely for her MKD hara kiri
24 Sindel - Interesting newcomer, central to the MK story
25 Noob Saibot - evolved from silly name to great character
26 Kitana - She has to be in the top half somewhere, welcome to number 26
27 Sonya Blade - Classic fighter but never evolved much
28 Baraka - Classic evil humanoid type thing
29 Mavado - great to see Hookswords in 3D that first time
30 Ermac - Silly name, fun moves.

YOU LOSE

31 Johnny Cage - makes a better NPC IMO.
32 Moloch - Decent big monster
33 Kobra - Overpowered Ken-a-like
34 Drahmin - A bit linear
35 Shujinko - Good concept but too powerful
36 Stryker - Not as bad as everyone says, but not that great either
37 Tanya - Nothing to write home about
38 Nitara - Standard vampire
39 Kenshi - Why not just use Ermac?
40 Rain - Enough pallette swap ninjas, already!


FINISH HIM

41 Kintaro - Goro rip off
42 Onaga - Kintaro rip off
43 Fujin - Dull
44 Kai - Who?
45 Sareena - What?
46 Jarek - Why?
47 Reiko - only famous because of the "is he Shao Kahn?" thing
48 Kira - very little originality
49 Meat - His lucky number is 49, apparantly

FATALITY ... PLEASE

50 Shinnok - Elder god? Could have fooled me
51 Khameleon - Yawn
52 Chameleon - See above
53 Frost - Unnecessary sub zero clone
54 Darrius - Pointless inhabitant of a hastily conceived realm.
55 Dairou - Playtesting ... heard of it?
56 Ashrah - Overpowered with voodoo fatality that gets old quick
57 Blaze - Poor, poor graphics
58 Bo Rai Cho - Overpowered with uninteresting styles.
59 Nightwolf - Oh, how I hates Nightwolf
60 Mokap - Why everyone hates Stryker more than this clown I'll never know

I just noticed Hotaru is missing, so I guess he's #61 for being forgettable.