What If Intros

Jion_Wansu

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What would Shang Tsung's intros have been? What about Shao Kahn's?

Shao Kahn: I am ruler of Outworld.
Kotal Kahn: Outworld needs new leadership.
Shao Kahn: Exactly!

Shang Tsung: Your soul is mine!
Shinnok: Flattering, sorcerer.
Shang Tsung: We shall see.
Shinnok: That we will...
 
Johnny Cage: Nice moves, slick.
Noob Saibot: The sincerest form of flattery.
Johnny Cage: Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

Noob Saibot: You shall not best me, jester.
Johnny Cage: Jester? Says the shadow puppet.
Noob Saibot: Kuai Liang was right to question your worth.
 
Kabal: "Think you can match my speed, Cage?"
Johnny Cage: "Don't worry. I'll let you catch your breath, daisy."
Kabal: "..won't be able to when I'm finished with you."

Johnny Cage: "Isn't Halloween in October?"
Kabal: "You know I need this to breath."
Johnny Cage: "Cigarettes will kill ya."

Kabal: "Sento against my hookswords?"
Kenshi: "I wouldn't want to break your respirator."
Kabal: "I wouldn't want to trip a blind man."

Kenshi: "Let's dual, Kabal."
Kabal: "Its your funeral, Kenshi."
Kenshi: "There can only be one."

Kabal: "Lin Kuei again, Kuai Liang? Poor decision."
Sub-Zero: "Grandmaster. We're reformed, Black Dragon thug."
Kabal: "Ex-Black Dragon."

Sub-Zero: "You're not fit to defend Earthrealm."
Kabal: "My speed will be the judge of that."
Sub-Zero: "The cold will slow you."

Kano: "This is your last chance, Kabal."
Kabal: "I'd rather be dead than join you again."
Kano: "Fair enough, mate."

Kabal: "You're going to pay for everything, Kano."
Kano: "I already gave you a new set of lungs."
Kabal: "Funny, you're going to need some."

Kabal: "You better be fast, cowboy."
Erron Black: "You just brought swords to a gun fight."
Kabal: "and I almost feel bad for you."

Erron Black: "Fast enough to dodge my draw?"
Kabal: "You have no idea."
Erron Black: "Enough talk then."

Goro: "Fight me, nomad!"
Kabal: "Big, dumb, and slow.. "
Goro: "You'll die slowly!"

Kabal: "Which arm comes off first?"
Goro: "Wounded human no match for a Shokan!"
Kabal: "I wanted your fury cousin but you'll do for now."
 
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Noob Saibot: You!
Smoke: Sub Zero
Noob Saibot: Better than you, Smoke.
Smoke: We sha'll see. Smoke is dead!

Shujinko: Shinnok!
Shinnok: Ah, the former champion of the Elder Gods
Shujinko: Damashi is right.
Shinnok: Damashi will fail as well.


In regards to Shinnok knowing about the original timeline based on his mirror match interactions...
 
Some ideas for Onaga.

Kotal Kahn: Outworld no longer belongs to you.
Onaga: I will take back everything that once belongs to me.
Kotal Kahn: I won't allow that to happen.

Onaga: I have to return to reclaim Outworld as Emperor
Kotal Kahn: Outworld no longer needs you.
Onaga: You leave me no choice, but to fight.

I kinda suck when it comes to making vs intros.
 
Mileena- What, is the meaning of this
Reiko- Did you really think I loved you
Mileena- *Primal Scream*

Reiko- You are not fit to Rule Mileena
Mileena- I am Shao Kahn's Daughter, his Heir
Reiko- You're a child in a grown woman's body

Kira- Sonya, how about a trade for Kano
Sonya- I don't make deal, especially with Black Dragon
Kira- So you don't want your daughter back?

Sonya- I got a cell next to Kano for you
Kira- That's fine, we'll just escape together
Sonya- Not where I'm placing you
 
Taven: Lord Shinnok
Shinnok: Taven
Taven: What is the meaning of this?
Shinnok: You must always be tested.

Havik: You fool!
Quan Chi: The great cleric of chaos...
Havik: You're no match against chaos


Also, what about Street Fighter custom intros, or what if there ever was an SFxMK game. How would the SF characters interact with the MK characters?
 
Johnny: You are silent, but deadly.
Fujin: You honor me, Johnny Cage.
Johnny: It's what I do.
 
Sindel: Bow before your queen!
Jade: Pfft. You are no longer my queen.
Sindel: How dare you?!

Kitana: I will not hesitate to attack, Jade.
Jade: Come now, Kitana. Be reasonable.
Kitana: You should know me better by now.

Kitana: You're alive?
Jade: I've returned to reclaim Edenia.
Kitana: As its ruler? Never!

Jade: Edenian scum.
Tanya: Did you miss me?
Jade: I missed beating you.

Tanya: Let us put our differences aside.
Jade: I could never trust you.
Tanya: Fair enough.

Skarlet: I have found you, Princess.
Kitana: Who are you?
Skarlet: Your demise.

Mileena: Mother!
Sindel: Kitana is my only true daughter!
Mileena: *growls* She was always your favorite..

Mileena: You are the hideous one!
Kitana: Fool, I'm not a mirror.
Mileena: What did you say to me?! *growls*
 
Tanya: Follow me Liu Kang. I can give you what Kitana cannot.
Liu Kang: My heart only belongs to Kitana.
Tanya: Oh well. I guess I'll have to use force then.

Kung Jin: Takeda... I have something to tell you...
Takeda: I know... You want me. Sorry but I don't swing that way.
Kung Jin: Sorry but I have to get what I want!

Tanya: How's it going Jade?
Jade: Shut your mouth traitor!
Tanya: Sure. I'll let my fists do the talking then.

Kano: *blows a kiss (pursed lips)* Oh I can't wait to do you.
Jade: Sure, but my stick will have to do you first.
Kano: Then whatcha waiting for babe? Come and get me!
 
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The Tanya/Kitana intros are similar

Not at all. Literally nothing whatsoever. Almost every character calls her a traitor, doesn't make this similar to all intros. I came up with this via scratch.
Anyway, I got a few more.

Kitana: "The dream walker.."
Freddy Krueger: "Nap well, princess?"
Kitana: "You will be the one taking a dirt nap!"

Scorpion: "I know you.."
Forest Fox: "Yes, Hanzo, You trained me."
Scorpion: "You murdered my people!"

Ashrah: "Quan Chi."
Quan Chi: "What do you need, hellwalker?
Ashrah: "You are the one I seek."

Shinnok: "The demon killer.."
Ashrah: "Slaying you will be my final job!"
Shinnok: "If you can.."
 
In the next MK fighting game, I hope that the dialogue between Hanzo and Kuai are now a bit more friendly this time.

Scorpion: Grandmaster!
Sub-Zero: Care for an honorable bout?
Scorpion: I accept, but this time with no animosity.

Sub-Zero: Master Hanzo.
Scorpion: Let's see if you're still got the cold edge?
Sub-Zero: Challenge accepted.

These are more if certain kombatants make their return after a very long absence.

Li Mei: Prepare for kombat, Ms. Cage!
Cassie: Wish I can fight like that in your age....
Li Mei: It's all dedication and commitment.

Cassie: Thanks for helping out the General.
Li Mei: You don't have to be so formal towards me.
Cassie: (sarcasm) As you wish, ma'am.

Kung Jin: Lord Fujin.
Fujin: I'm here to test your skills.
Kung Jin: I'll be honored to defeat you.

Fujin: What have you become?
Raiden: More vigilant and proactive, my friend.
Fujin: Then as your friend, I have no choice but to stop you.

Raiden: Stand aside, Fujin!!
Fujin: Not until you stop this madness.
Raiden: Madness?! I don't think so.....

Fujin: Don't make me do this, Raiden....
Raiden: I WILL destroy all who harms Earthrealm, intentionally or not!!
Fujin: Elder Gods, please grant me strength.

Raiden: You're no match against me.
Fujin: I'll do what I must for the inhabitants of all the realms.
Raiden: PREPARE FOR A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!
 
Everyone knows that Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and Shinnok will be back sooner or later. Also, would be cool to have Shang Tsung's true form in a game...
 
Daegon: Momma's boy...
Takeda: Don't you mention her!
Daegon: She smelled like fear, just like you.

Takeda: Murderer, prepare for justice!
Daegon: I'll whip you with your own chains, boy!
Takeda: This is for you, mom!

Daegon: Finally caught up with me...
Kenshi: I've prepared for this battle for years.
Daegon: Then come, taste the power of a God!

Kenshi: Not so tough without your dragon?
Daegon: My dragon was tough enough for Suchin!
Kenshi: You...bastard!

Daegon: Big brother..... join me in reclaiming our legacy!
Taven: You destroyed all that our father had planned for Edenia!
Daegon: That is why the sons of Argus must stand united once more.


I suck at these intros, I know ;))
 
Taven : It is time for judgement day brother.
Daegon : Ha you are right.
Taven : My blade is ready for you.

Taven : Takeda is looking for you.
Daegon : Why ?
Taven : Because you killed his mom.

Taven : Get out of my way Johnny.
Johnny Cage : Why are you so upset ?
Taven : The end of all is coming.

Johnny Cage : The son of Argie.
Taven : That is Argus fool.
Johnny Cage : We are on the same side right ?

Taven : Protect my realm Raiden.
Raiden : That is only if you agree with me.
Taven : I always do.

Taven : Raiden.
Raiden : Argus did not die in Vain.
Taven : No but the one who killed him will.

Havik : Wind God
Fujin : Is all the pieces still intact ?
Havik : You spoken your last words Fujin.

Fujin : The Kamidogu is not here Havik.
Havik : Yes but the Jinsei is.
Fujin : You can't have the Jinsei.

Rain : I will stop you.
Fujin : By the gods you won't.
Rain : I am a god.

Fujin : The fallen half god.
Rain : The sidekick to Raiden.
Fujin : I will banish you Rain.
 
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Erron Black: End of the line Kobra.

Kobra: Fighting me with a six shooter, Really?

Erron Black: Only need one to put you down.


Kobra: I'm Stronger and Faster.

Erron Black: Doesn't matter, a bullets a bullet.

Kobra: Not with broken fingers.


Nitara: Die Emperor!

Kotal Kahn: Vampiric fool, I command the Sun!

Nitara: One that shall set.


Kotal Kahn: Why do you provoke me Vampire?

Nitara: You tyranny over my people ends now!

Kotal Kahn: The only ending shall be your life!


Frost: Time for a rematch Cage!

Cassie Cage: C'mon Elsa, let it go.

Frost: I swear to god I'm gonna kill you.


Cage:Why are you here Frost?

Frost: To bury you.

Cage: Ooooh, so you wanted your ass kicked.
 
TriBorg (Sektor)- Tremor, Deserter of the Lin Kuei
Tremor- I was Banished from the Grandmaster; your Father
TriBorg (Sektor)- It matters not, Automation or Death are you option

Tremor- What has become of the Lin Kuei
Triborg- We became deadlier, Killing Machines
Tremor- *laughs* And I will kill the machine

Liu Kang- It is time to teach the Master
Bo' Rai Cho- *drinks* I taught you a lot, but not everything
Liu Kang- Allow me to show you, what I've learned

Bo' Rai Cho- I will bring you back to the Light
Liu Kang (Dark Emperor)- NO, you will not, this is who I was meant to be
Bo' Rai Cho- Then my Old friend, this is were formalities & friendships end
 
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